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Da Chengzi: Hold a short meeting temporarily. The news is a bit tight recently, and the company's benefits are not very good. In this way, everyone except fat ya paid 1 0,000 yuan.

Fat ya: Great, boss. How much will you send me?

Otoko: Not a penny.

Fat ya; Why didn't you send it to me?

Ayoko: Are you ashamed to ask me for money? How dare you? Ah, I asked you to go out and sell milk powder. I didn't sell a pack, but I lost a whole box. Now I wonder if this bag of milk powder is for you to drink. The first two days were 120. You see, these two days are 2 10. What happened? Huh?

Fat ya: What else do you ask me? Are you ashamed to say it? The milk powder was mixed with chemicals. If you ask me to sell it, I won't look for it. You can change my job soon.

Ayoko: What can your image do? Look at him. Look, where is the sales champion of poisonous bean sprouts?

Bean sprout 2: He's not here.

Ayoko: What did he do?

Zhu Han: He sold bean sprouts yesterday. A customer said his bean sprouts were poisonous. In order to persuade customers, he ate two by himself.

Otoko: What was the result?

Bean sprout 2: being rescued in the hospital.

Ayoko: What is this constitution? It's too difficult to do. I announce that he is fired, and you are the champion now.

Bean sprout 2: Thank you, boss.

Otsuka: Where is the Sudan Red Sales Champion?

Sudan Red: Come on, after eating my Sudan Red, I told him that it hurts wherever it hurts, hmm.

Ayoko: Well done. Who is the sales champion?

Promotion: Promotion, I have a bad trick, yeah!

Ayoko: They are all my elites! The fake Maotai sales champion came out.

Fake Maotai: Fake Maotai, fake Maotai, you can't get up after drinking the bag.

Ayoko: People call this sex and dedication. You take it. What can you do? Really can't. Go home with mom to feed the pigs.

Fat ya: I'm not feeding pigs.

Otoko: What can I do without feeding pigs?

Fat ya: Can I sell lean meat?

Clenbuterol: Wait a minute. What shall I do if you sell Clenbuterol?

Dachengzi: Home and everything prosper. So you two are a team. (fat ya) Before you buy it, (Clenbuterol) is finished after you use it, isn't it? Shake hands and make peace, unite as one. Look how well you two match. As for me, I just got a call saying that a boss wants to order a batch of goods from us. Do we have the confidence to win this boss for me?

Everyone: Yes.

Fake Maotai: Drink ~ ~

Ayoko: Go home, monkey. Hello, my signal is not good. Hello, agent Zhang.

Agent Zhang: Hello, I'm agent Zhang.

Ayoko: Ah, are you there?

Agent Zhang: You said I found this address, but I didn't see the plaque of your company.

Ayoko: I forgot to tell you. Well, it was windy these two days and the plaque was blown off.

Agent Zhang: I see you. Oh, my God, Otsuka.

Ayoko: Hello, hello.

Agent Zhang: Didn't I tell you when I called? I'm in the wholesale oil business now.

I just wanted to find a partner with Zhang Qi, and I found you.

Ayoko: Then you want to see me, that's right. Our company's product is quack quack pure gutter oil.

Manager Zhang: Yes, or can I call you? What's your oil price?

Ayoko: That depends on where you sell it. The market is different and the price is different.

Manager Zhang: From the canteen. .

Marxism: This price can't be set by one person. I will discuss it with them. (Walking over) There is no 3 100 meal in the office canteen. What are you doing?

C: No, I won't.

Fake Maotai: Fuck ~ ~

Otoko: Go back and finish the work. (To Zhang's agent) They said they wouldn't do it if it was less than 8 100 tons.

Agent Zhang: Money is not a problem, but you are an oil man, ok?

Marxism: You can doubt my character, but you can't doubt my products.

Agent Zhang: I'm kissing you. Can this oil meet the standard?

Dachengzi: Whether it can meet the standard or not is beyond the standard. Our products are exquisite in technology and meticulous in division of labor. If you don't believe me, come to our workshop. Come on, let's go. Initial training group, start.

Initial training group: Hey, is this refinement still there? First love?

Dachengzi: First love. After the initial training team pulled the swill back, the first one was refined by them. They work hard and can stand the high temperature.

Zhang: This dress is very special.

1: What's so special? He is wearing my clothes.

2: Do you think I want to wear it? Look how long this thing is. I can't even take a step.

Ayoko: To tell the truth, they are very hard. Listen, my brother is tired and dehydrated. I'll give you two meals tonight to improve, each with a fried chicken leg.

1 and 2. (vomiting)

Agent Zhang: Oh, my God, what is this?

Ayoko: This chicken leg was fried in the gutter. If you can't sell it, you have to spend it yourself.

Fake Maotai: Are you two drunk?

Manager Zhang: (referring to fake Maotai) What is this for?

Dachengzi: He is in the observation group.

Agent Zhang: You can play. Who will keep an eye on these five fans and three drinks?

Ayoko: You only see one thing, but you can't see the other. If the police do come, he will stand guard at the door. When he barks, all the dogs in the village will bark. We will know the signal.

Agent Zhang: I didn't expect to be so inspirational.

Dachengzi: We have a legal rescue team. They are proficient in law. Try it if you don't believe me.

Agent Zhang: OK, I'll try. (fat ya) You are suspected of gutter oil, and you have broken the law.

Fat ya: I refined gutter oil, but I didn't know it was for people. What do you do? This is a sterile workshop. Get out of here Get off (push agent Zhang away).

Ayoko: You hit me too hard.

Agent Zhang: Your company is suspected of cooking waste oil. You broke the law.

Marxism: Don't jump to conclusions yet. Our company is qualified to operate, and our gutter oil is for airplanes.

Zhang: Oh, it's for the plane.

Shop assistant: Do you buy engine oil, sir? I sell standard cooking oil.

Agent Zhang: Your standard cooking oil is extracted from waste oil. You broke the law.

Sales promotion: Really? I don't know. Listen, I've been pregnant for two years. How could I do such a heartless thing? Ah, ah, ah, ah, (pour)

Agent Zhang: It's really high. I'll give you the delivery address now. I want 5 tons.

Ayoko: Brothers, retreat. .

Agent Zhang: Don't go, don't go, what are you doing?

You got the address in advance. Now Anhui is so strict, where do we die? Who dares to send it there?

Agent Zhang: You still know that.

Marxism: I didn't know that. This is my job. What do you do?

Agent Zhang: I am a policeman. .