What is your most embarrassing experience?

Once I was riding the subway, and there was a little girl next to me, about fifteen years old, exuding the aura of youth. She was wearing a short skirt at the time, and I don’t know if she was wearing safety pants underneath, but she probably was. I was sitting in my seat playing with my mobile phone with my head down. The mobile phone was placed very low. The little girl’s back was turned to me. Since the light of my mobile phone was dim, others could not see clearly what I was playing (I was just reading a novel). That’s all), and then I saw some funny plots and couldn’t help laughing. Suddenly a woman patted the little girl in front of her on the shoulder and said I was secretly filming her! The little girl's expression was particularly amusing, with shock mixed with panic. She probably didn't expect someone to do such a perverted thing to her.

The people on the subway looked at us with interest, as if they didn’t think it was a big deal.

At that time, the woman asked me to delete the photo. The little girl next to me was very angry and asked me to apologize to her and delete the photo. I didn't take any secret photos at all. When I came to my senses, I was very angry. I was wronged by others for no reason, and no one would remain indifferent. I told them that I didn't take any secret photos at all, but they definitely didn't believe me and wanted to check my phone. The photo album on my mobile phone is filled with some obscene pictures, which I regard as treasures. How can I allow them to view them at will? ? (Okay, actually because it’s too shameful). I rejected their unreasonable request on the spot. Passers-by on the subway also defended the little girl and insulted me, a perverted "subway pervert". Although the curses were not particularly unpleasant, they were merciless. I was so angry that I took out my mobile phone and checked it with the little girl so that she could see clearly and see if I was taking secret photos. In the end, they looked through my mobile photo album and even searched my online disk. After knowing that they had misunderstood me, the little girl was extremely ashamed. I still remember the scene when the little girl and the "just girl" apologized to me. The little girl's face turned red to her ears when she apologized. The righteous girl was also very ashamed when she apologized, but it was not as exaggerated as the little girl. They both kept their heads down for the rest of the journey, probably because they were too shy. Wow! The feeling at that time was almost soaring. If you haven’t experienced that feeling, you can’t feel it. I pardoned both of their crimes like an emperor. The righteous woman even invited me to a meal to apologize, but I also refused. I don't want to have anything to do with them anymore.

Those righteous passers-by on the subway also said nothing. They glanced at the whole place. No one in the whole subway dared to look at each other. Well, in fact, people in the car still glanced at me from time to time and talked about it. I am a thin-skinned person, so I got off the subway without saying a word. I didn't say a word while standing, it was so embarrassing. Now that I think about it, there is nothing to be embarrassed about. After all, others misunderstood me, but at the time it was very embarrassing and inexplicable.

Once I was on a business trip for a long time and missed my wife so much that I hurriedly took off my clothes as soon as I opened the door. Unexpectedly, a group of relatives and friends rushed out to greet me... /p>

My wife and I are from the same village. We were childhood sweethearts. Although we separated after going to school, we have always kept in touch, and we are from the same village. We can often see each other during the Chinese New Year.

It wasn’t until our family organized a blind date that we met again. We both said it was fate and we got married later because we knew each other well from childhood to adulthood.

After getting married, I once went to Shanghai for a business trip for half a month. Because we had been apart for so long, I really wanted to find her, so as soon as the business trip ended, I rushed home in a hurry. In order to surprise her, I didn't tell her the exact time I would get home, I just gave her a rough date.

When I rushed home in a hurry, took off my clothes in a hurry, and wanted to go straight to the room, suddenly a group of people rushed out of my room and said happy birthday, and then I remembered that today is On my birthday, I hurriedly ran to the toilet with my clothes in my arms. I wanted to die at that time.

One afternoon, my boss asked me and a female colleague to go to the tax bureau to do some work. The two of us were preparing to take the elevator downstairs. Suddenly we felt the need to urinate. The bathroom happened to be next to the elevator, so I told her He said, "You wait for me to get off, I'll get off conveniently, and I'll be out soon."

When I got to the toilet, I took off my belt. Because I was in a hurry, I didn’t control the angle well, so I peed on my pants. A large area was wet on my front leg pants. This sudden accident left me wondering what to do. Okay, let's go out. If my female colleague finds out that my pants are wet and she doesn't laugh to death, this will spread in the company. I should still hang out, so don't go out. She was waiting outside. She was really riding a tiger at that time.

I saw the toilet paper in the toilet, so I tore some toilet paper, put the toilet paper on my pants, and then covered it with my hands, hoping to use the warmth of my palms and the absorbency of the toilet paper to get rid of the wet piece. I did it, but the effect was really bad. At this time, the female colleague seemed to be waiting impatiently. She shouted outside, "Can you come out quickly? The elevator has passed several times. If you delay again, the tax bureau will be off work."

I definitely couldn’t go out, so I made up a lie and shouted outside, please wait a moment. I may have eaten a bad meal at noon, and now my stomach hurts and I have to squat in a pit.

After stabilizing her, I looked around in the bathroom and suddenly saw the hand dryer in the bathroom. I thought that the hot air from the hand dryer could definitely dry the pants, but the position was a bit high. Fortunately, the hand dryer was There happens to be a sink for cleaning and washing mops below. Standing on it, the position is almost the same.

I stood on it and blew it, but the effect was so bad that it passed within a few minutes.

The female colleague was probably impatient to wait, so she said angrily, "Did you fall into the toilet? If you don't come out, I will go in. If you waste more time, I will be in the toilet in the afternoon." Just don't do it.

As soon as I heard what he said, I was so frightened that I broke out in a hot sweat. This girl is a person who can do it if she says it, so I told her, one minute and she will come out immediately. What should I do? I am as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, but there is nothing I can do.

Suddenly my eyes swept over the faucet of the sink, and I had an idea. I first drained the toilet water, causing my female colleague to feel like I had to flush the toilet after I used it. I went to the sink, turned on the faucet to the maximum, and then told the female colleague outside that it was done, I would wash my hands and go out immediately.

After saying that, I sprinkled the water from the faucet on myself. After a while, the lower half of my T-shirt and pants were wet. I lowered my head and saw that it was natural. It felt very good. Satisfied, he walked out of the bathroom.

In order to do things perfectly, I complained very much when I came out and asked if there was something wrong with the faucet in the toilet. I turned on the water to wash my hands, and the water rushed out and wet my clothes. , I must talk to the real estate agent when I come back.

The female colleague had a dissatisfied look on her face. After hearing what I said, she looked at me and started laughing. At this time, the elevator came, and the two of us got on the elevator. In the elevator, she took one look at me and couldn't help but start having fun. It made me really embarrassed. I didn't know what to say, but I just felt that it was very embarrassing. Fever.

At this time, she suddenly said, tell me the truth, did you get it on your pants when it was convenient just now? I tried to deny it at the time and said to her, you are a big girl. Why is it so vulgar? Water from the real faucet splashed on it.

She didn’t say anything after hearing what I said, she just laughed. We drove out, and she sat in the passenger seat. Along the way, she glanced at me and started laughing, as if she had seen through everything. The whole journey was so embarrassing. Really, I wanted to die.

This was my most embarrassing experience.

I’ve been chatting with girls nearby for three days, and I think the time is right to win.

I sent her a message: "Let's go drink milk tea, a very rich kind."

The girl paused for a while: "Brother Linbu, you don't have to spend so much money. Let’s go have some fried tofu and I’ll pick you up.”

I’m a little hesitant, but I should be able to control it. So, "Come on!"

After buying the tofu, my chest moved closer to her consciously, and my plan was about to be implemented: I wanted to make my clothes stained with grease.

When I put the tofu into my mouth, my hands shook inadvertently, and a few drops of grease splashed on my clothes.

I thought, perfect! I took out my agent's wet wipes from my pocket and prepared for a live demonstration. In the end, she will hold the pack of wet wipes excitedly and say sincerely, "Wow, I want to be your agent!"

When I took the paper and was about to start, a stream of tofu juice splashed over me. , it was the girl who took a sharp bite. There were a few large pieces of tofu juice on each of our clothes.

"It's over, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, what's going on? I can't wipe it off." The girl grabbed my precious wet wipes and wiped them randomly.

I was not angry, nor was I angry, "Ah, only a god can get rid of this."

The girl pulled me to open the trunk of her car, and I yelled Come out: "You sell laundry detergent!"

Girl: "Let me tell you, I eat tofu not once or twice. Use this to wash away any stains."

"Really?" I picked up her laundry detergent excitedly and looked at her sincerely.

The girl patted me on the shoulder: "Xiaolin, don't worry, it's fine to follow me as an agent."

This is one time, and there is another embarrassing toe buttoning. scene.

2. I excitedly knocked over my girlfriend's crystal bag: "Qingsong, don't eat it. My left eyelid keeps twitching, and my left eye is flashing money. The days of you eating the buns and me eating the crystals are over."

Girlfriend: "Linbu, calm down. How long have you been dancing? Do you know what this means?"

I was very proud: "It's been a while, it means you If you force me to eat crystal stuffing again, I will hit your head with money."

Girlfriend: "It means that your eye muscles have been stimulated for a long time and caused muscle tremors."

I got even more excited: "So great! This means that wealth is surging like a flood, and it can't be stopped. I'll see if your muscles tremble when you count the money."

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Girlfriend: “It means you have a facial spasm. When you go to the hospital to count the money, I'll see if your muscles are trembling. "

I slowly picked up the crystal bag at my feet. It was so nutritious and pleasant at the moment.

I invited two business leaders from the unit to have dinner and drinks. This was the first time in my life that I had ever The most embarrassing thing.

Xiao Huang and Xiao Li are the technical experts in my unit. I particularly like them. One weekend, I specially invited them to have dinner and drinks, and also invited several drinking friends.

I arrived first with a few drinking buddies and left two seats for Xiao Huang and Xiao Li. They refused to sit together to death. I smiled and said, don’t be restrained, there are not that many. It’s important to note that we are all friends. We can eat, drink, and sit wherever we want.

The two of them were forced to sit together, but they remained silent, ignored each other, and did not toast each other. I thought he was. If there is any conflict between the two, they want to take the opportunity to reconcile. Holding the wine glass, they said that we are all colleagues in the same unit. If there is any gap, just explain it clearly. Man, be generous and settle the grudges over a glass of wine.

< p> They looked at each other angrily, and because of my kindness, they drank the wine in one gulp without saying anything. I was just asking for trouble, so I had to chat and laugh with other friends, and had a great time drinking.

< p> At this time, a friend pulled me aside and said, Xiao Huang’s current wife is Xiao Li’s ex-wife, and Xiao Li’s current wife is Xiao Huang’s ex-wife. They have many grievances, so please bring them together. , and even arranged to sit down to eat and drink together. Do you think they can be happy?

To be honest, I didn’t mean it. I really didn’t know that they had such a strange situation. I wanted to explain it to them face to face, but I really didn’t know. How to speak, I have to pretend to be reckless and end it hastily.

This incident really makes me embarrassed. I am a second-generation grain farmer, just for reference.

I had a female classmate in junior high school. We came to my house and were chatting when my dad came home. I panicked and pushed the girl to her room and closed the door. I planned to chat with my dad for a few words, then went back to the room to hide until he left. The door was locked. My dad saw that I couldn't open the door, so he came over with the key and opened the door. He saw my classmate sitting on the bed [laughing and crying]

When I first started working, dormitories were allocated, and men and women were in the same room. We live on the same floor. There is a boys' dormitory next to us, and we have the bathroom and bathroom.

We live on the same floor, and we have the same commuting time. We all meet frequently, go back and forth, mingle with the boys, eat, drink and have fun. We often go together.

Once, I went to the toilet and saw that the door was not closed, so I pushed it open and saw a man squatting on the toilet, facing the door, and saw everything [without looking] , Oh my God! My face turned red.

To be honest, I was very innocent and kept a distance from the opposite sex. For an idiot like me, I didn’t have any love. Things are getting embarrassing.

That colleague, my god, he didn’t look embarrassed at all, and he looked like he was smiling. I didn’t understand at that time, and he stayed there for two or three seconds. He reacted and closed the door again.

Ever since that incident, that colleague told other people every day to remember to close the door when going to the toilet and not to let me see it. Not to mention how embarrassed I was at that time.

After this time, I became more cautious and less reckless in opening the door.

What was your last somewhat embarrassing experience? Happy to answer your questions! My friend’s son is getting married on May 1st. I was notified a few days ago to go to Yancheng Palace Hotel to attend the wedding in the evening of May 1st. I sat with my friend’s relatives and drank and chatted, and then the bride came to toast and attend the wedding. All the relatives gave red envelopes to the bride. This was the most embarrassing thing for me. I had prepared red envelopes and favors for a long time, but I forgot to leave them at home and did not bring them.

The first time I was so embarrassed was in high school.

When I was in high school, I was lucky enough to be the deputy monitor, and the monitor was a girl (as we used to call her there).

It happened that a certain military-themed TV series was very popular (mostly among boys), so the boys half-jokingly called me "Deputy Class Officer", and I happily agreed.

Not long after, the class committee members and the class teacher held a regular meeting to reflect on the class situation. At the end of the report, the class teacher asked, "Is there anything you want to add?" The class teacher hesitated again and again, and finally plucked up the courage to say, "I think some male students in the class have inappropriate words and deeds." The class teacher also wondered: "Oh. "Didn't you just say that everything was fine?" The class monitor pointed at me, lowered his head and said with a blush, "The boys call him class father, and he still agrees to it, then I won't do it." Is she the class mother?”

After listening, even the teacher and other class committee members laughed so much that they rolled on the floor. It was so embarrassing that my face turned red with embarrassment and my ears burned with embarrassment. : "Tsk, oops, no, this, ugh, oops..."

After that, the class teacher used a high-sounding and easy-to-accept reason at the class meeting to ask everyone not to call me class deputy again. . However, the real reason quickly became known. My title of "class father" is really true.

I attended a classmate’s wedding at the beginning of the year and sat at the same table with this blushing little girl.

The groom went around the table to offer a toast. He looked at us laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist while holding on to the table. He insisted on telling this story to his wife, and everyone started booing. After all, it’s because I’m getting thicker and thicker with age, and now I don’t feel embarrassed when teasing me. I just laugh along without blushing or my heart skipping a beat.

Thinking about it this way, I should have been quite cute when I was blushing, haha.

One of my most embarrassing experiences was when I went to a bathhouse in Northeast China to take a bath. Men had to rub on both sides, while women, due to their different body structures, had to rub on all four sides, even in key areas.

Taking a bath in a bathhouse is a very comfortable thing, and scrubbing is a culture in the Northeast. There is a saying in the Northeast that if you don’t go to a bathhouse to take a bath, it will be in vain. I came to the Northeast, and as a Northeastern person, if you haven’t gone to a bathhouse to take a bath, you would be considered a Northeastern person in vain.

The way Northeasterners and Southerners bathe are different. The weather in the South is hotter and easier to sweat. Southerners basically bathe every day. Their bathing is also very simple. They just spray it with water and rub it a little. Shower gel, after rubbing, rinse the foam off your body, and you're done. It only takes ten minutes to take a shower.

However, it is not that simple for Northeastern people to take a bath, and it takes a longer time. Northeastern people like to go to bathhouses to take baths. In bathhouses, you can take a bath, scrub and massage. The whole process takes about the same time. An hour was a long time, but it was very comfortable.

My wife and I have traveled to the Northeast once before. When we arrived in the Northeast, my wife said that she wanted to experience a bathhouse in the Northeast and see what it was like for the Northeastern people to take a bath, so we packed up our things. After that, I couldn’t wait to go to the bathhouse.

Since it was our first time to go to a bathhouse and we didn’t understand anything, we were very curious after entering. We looked here and touched there, like people who had never seen the world. The owner of the bathhouse saw us. At this point, he came over and greeted us warmly. He said: Judging from the looks of both of you, it must be your first time here.

I told the boss: We are from the south and it is our first time here. We heard that the bathhouses in the Northeast provide good bathing services, so we wanted to come and experience it.

The boss said: Then you have come to the right place. In the Northeast, bathhouses are divided into levels. One *** is divided into three levels, namely high-level, intermediate and low-level. Each level The corresponding services are different. The higher the level of the bathhouse, the better the service. This is a high-end bathhouse. It not only has good service, but also has luxurious decoration and many entertainment facilities. You can rest in it after taking a bath. , you can play inside, and the one-stop service experience is very good.

I asked the boss what he would recommend. He said: Since this is your first time here, try our standard package, which includes a bath and breast massage. Many first-time guests try this. After trying this package, they will become our repeat customers. This package not only provides a good experience, but also is very cheap. It only costs 20 yuan for men and 30 yuan for women.

After listening, I didn’t quite understand. I asked the boss why women charged ten yuan more than men.

The boss explained: You don’t know this. When taking a bath in a bathhouse in the Northeast, a man only needs to rub the front and back to get a massage. It is easier to rub both sides. It's faster, but women are different. Because women's body structures are different, they have to rub four sides when taking a bath. After rubbing the front and back, they also need to rub the left and right sides. It takes longer than men. , so women will be charged ten yuan more.

After hearing this, my wife and I thought what the boss said was very reasonable, so we chose the set meal he recommended. He gave us two wooden signs from the counter, then called the waiter over and brought us We went into the bathhouse. The men's bathhouse and the women's bathhouse were separate and not on the same floor. The men's bathhouse was on the second floor and the women's bathhouse was on the third floor.

It was winter when we went to the Northeast. The weather was very cold at that time. It was so cold that I shivered a little bit outside. But after entering the bathhouse, I didn’t feel the cold at all. It was steaming inside and it was very hot. It's so warm that once you get in, you want to stay in there all the time and don't want to come out.

I just entered the bathhouse, and all the people in the bathhouse looked over. At that moment, I was embarrassed and a little shy. I lowered my head, not knowing what to do. Fortunately, the bather left. Come here and ask me to go to the bathhouse to soak for a while and then take a shower.

I have never been so embarrassed in my entire life. Fortunately, those people didn’t stare at me all the time. They just glanced at me. I walked over pretending to be nonchalant and found a seat to sit down. , I woke up after soaking for ten minutes with my eyes closed.

The bather asked me to lie flat on the bathing bed and asked me if I had brought a bath towel. I said no, and then he took out a rough bath towel and started rubbing it on me. The bath attendant rubbed my skin very hard, which turned my skin red. I felt a little pain. I asked him not to rub so hard, but he said: You have to rub hard enough to get it clean, otherwise it will be in vain. I kept enduring it, and after he rubbed it for a long time, I no longer felt the pain.

He rubbed out a lot of dirt on my body, which was black and looked like the "glaring leg-stretching pills" rubbed out by Jigong. He asked me to rinse the dirt off my body with clean water. He massaged me again. When he massaged me, he pressed so comfortably that I almost fell asleep. It took about thirty minutes for me to finish it all.

I went back to the lobby on the first floor to wait for my wife to come out. The boss saw me coming out, so he came over to chat with me. He asked me how my experience was, and I said it was very comfortable, especially during the massage. , the 20 yuan is well spent.

After chatting for more than 20 minutes, my wife came out. I saw her face was glowing, so I asked her how she felt.

She said: The massage was very comfortable, but the bath was a bit embarrassing. The bather even rubbed the key areas.

There is no bathtub in the women's bathhouse. They take a bath in a wooden bucket. Many people bring their own bath towels to take a bath. They say it is better to use their own bath towels. Regarding hygiene, my wife and I didn't bring anything with us. When we took a bath, we used the towels provided by the bath attendant.

My wife watched other people use a bath towel to rub themselves. She didn’t make a bath towel, so she rubbed it with her hands. After rubbing out a little bit of dirt, she was called by the bath attendant. Get up.

The auntie who gave the bath spread a piece of plastic sheet on the bath bed, then asked her to lie down on it and asked her if she wanted to add five yuan and try using red wine for the bath.

She thought for a while and found that she had never heard of anyone using red wine to take a bath. It felt strange. Just rub it with milk.

After the bather poured some milk on her body, she took out a bath towel and started rubbing her neck. After rubbing for a while, a lot of dirt came out, and she even smelled it. A milky aroma.

The bather aunt told her that rubbing with milk can make the skin more tender and smooth. After rubbing, it will leave a light milky fragrance on the skin.

She then asked the bath attendant aunt what the effect of rubbing with red wine was. The bath lady said that rubbing with red wine can be good for the skin, promote blood circulation and speed up metabolism. Many women like to rub with red wine.

Because it was her first time to go to a bathhouse, she was not used to it and was very nervous. Moreover, the auntie who was doing the bathing was very strong and it hurt her a lot. She was embarrassed to say it, for fear that others would laugh at her. she.

Fortunately, the auntie who was doing the bathing saw that her face was a bit ugly, so she didn’t rub hard enough, so she didn’t feel so uncomfortable. After rubbing, she suddenly hit a key place, and she shivered. After a while, I quickly asked the bather to rub other places.

Speaking of Aunt Guo, she glanced at him and then started to rub other parts of her body. After rubbing her front and back, she patted her legs, asked her to lie on her side, and rubbed her But after several pats, she didn't respond. Only when I called her later did she react and lay on her side.

After all the scrubbing, the bath attendant asked her to rinse off the dirt on her body with clean water. After rinsing, she could go to steam first and then massage.

She went to the steam room and sweated all over, and she felt relaxed. When the auntie who massaged her was massaging her, she fell asleep unknowingly because the massage was so comfortable. , the bather aunt woke her up.

Taking a bath in a bathhouse in the Northeast is really comfortable, especially the massage, which is addictive. After pressing it once, I often want to have a massage. We stayed in the Northeast for five days and went to the bathhouse for all five days. Bath and massage.

The first time I took a bath in a bathhouse in the Northeast was the most embarrassing experience for me. People in the Northeast have a special way of bathing, and people in the South may not be used to it. People in the South usually take baths at home, while those in the Northeast There are a lot of people in the bathhouse, and many southerners will feel awkward and nervous when they go there for the first time.

Especially when people in the bathhouse look at me, they will not only feel embarrassed, but also very shy. A Northeastern person told me that this is all psychological effect. There is nothing to be embarrassed or shy in the bathhouse. , you wash yours, and I wash mine. I feel really uncomfortable, so just close your eyes or chat with everyone, it will be much better.

I just chatted with them at the time, and I didn’t feel awkward anymore as we chatted. If it’s the first time you go to a bathhouse and you feel embarrassed, you can try chatting with everyone. It works.