A puppy traveled in the desert and found a telephone pole, but ended up suffocating to death. Why?

Question 1: A puppy brought enough water and food to travel to the desert (without natural enemies and other hazards), but was found dead the next day

Yes, what is the reason?

Answer: I wanted to pee but couldn't find the telephone pole, so I suffocated to death.

Second question: Another puppy brought enough water and food to travel to the desert. Of course, it was lucky and found the telephone pole

But it was also held back He died, why?

Answer: Although the telephone pole was found, it was upside down.

Question 3: Another puppy brought enough water and food to travel to the desert. It found the telephone pole. The telephone pole was also upright

but it still I was suffocated to death, why?

Answer: There was a puppy standing on a telephone pole collecting peeing fees, but the poor guy didn’t bring any money, so he suffocated to death.

Question 4: Another puppy brought enough water and food to travel to the desert. It found the telephone pole, which was also vertical.

It also I brought enough money to pay, but I was still choked to death in the end. Why?

Answer: There were many puppies waiting in line to pee in front of them. Because the queue was too long, it suffocated to death before it got its turn.

Question 5: Another puppy brought enough water and food to travel to the desert. It found the telephone pole, which was also vertical.

He also I brought enough money to pay the fee, and there were no puppies lining up in front of me, but I still couldn’t escape the fate of being suffocated to death. What’s the reason?

Answer: The puppy only brought a hundred dollar bill, but the puppy who collected the urine money could not give change

Question 6: The other puppy brought enough When he traveled to the desert with water and food, he found a telephone pole, which was also vertical. He also brought enough money to pay, and there was no puppy queue in front of him. This time the puppy took the I bought a lot of change, whole money, and foreign exchange, but I still couldn't escape the fate of being suffocated to death. What's the reason?

Answer: The dog manager said: In order to be in line with international standards, it is now changed to payment by credit card, and no cash will be accepted

Question 7: The other puppy brought enough Traveling to the desert with water and food, he found the telephone pole. The telephone pole was also vertical. He also brought enough money to pay the fee. There was no puppy queuing in front of him. The puppy was brought this time. A large amount of change, whole money,

foreign exchange and various cards, but still did not escape the fate of being suffocated to death. What is the reason?

Answer: The management said that if you adopt the membership system, you must queue up again to apply for a "thousand-pee card".

Question 8: Another puppy brought enough water and food to travel to the desert. It found the telephone pole, which was also vertical.

It also I brought enough money to pay, and there was no puppy queue in front of me. This time the puppy brought a lot of change, whole money, foreign exchange and various cards, and knew to apply for a membership card half an hour in advance. But he didn't escape the fate of being suffocated to death. What's the reason?

The management informed: You must have your ID card to apply for the card. I forgot the puppy.

Question 9: Another puppy brought enough water and food to the desert. During the trip, he found a telephone pole. The telephone pole was also vertical. He also brought enough money to pay the fee. There was no puppy lining up in front of him. This time the puppy brought a lot of change and whole money. ,

Foreign exchange and various cards, and knew to apply for a membership card half an hour in advance, and brought his ID card, but he still did not escape the fate of being choked

to death. What is the reason?

Answer: The management staff charges a fee to stamp, check, take photos, sign, enter password, and print receipts. After all procedures are completed, the manager will inform you:

The card will be picked up in three weeks...

< p>Question 10: Another puppy brought enough water and food to travel to the desert. It found a telephone pole, which was also vertical

and he also brought enough to pay the fee. There was no puppy queuing up in front of me. This time the puppy brought a lot of change, whole money, foreign exchange and various cards, and had a "Thousand Peeing Card" in advance. But he didn't escape the fate of being suffocated to death.

What's the reason?

Manager: "In order to cope with the rapid development of market demand and the requirements of information automation construction, today the "pee charging system" will undergo a comprehensive system upgrade and suspend card swiping for one day.

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It is estimated that you will often encounter: Posted on the telephone pole: System failure, service suspended after 1,000 pee cards

Please walk to other UnionPay telephone poles 200 kilometers away. Enjoy the service

Question 11: Another puppy brought enough water and food to travel to the desert. It found the telephone pole, which was also upright

, I also brought enough money to pay the fee, and there was no queue of puppies in front of me. The puppy brought a lot of change, whole money

, foreign exchange and various cards this time, and the trust relationship was arranged in advance. "Thousand times of peeing stuck", and I know that the system is normal today, but I still can't escape the fate of being suffocated to death. What is the reason?

Answer: The pole was seized, and the Ministry of Health ordered it to be closed. The document prohibits damage to the desert ecology. Such companies are prohibited and will be uniformly issued licenses and supervised by the local health department.

Another argument is that because it is profitable to erect telephone poles in the desert in the short term. There have been too many hush charges,

and the private enterprise "Xuxu Company" has used illegal means to occupy desert planting land, and at the same time used only 6 telephone poles as mortgages

More than 100 telephone poles were borrowed from the bank. In order to curb the overheating expansion of the economy and low-level redundant construction, the government struck hard and seized all the projects under Xu Xu Company that had been built or were under construction. station, and called for an emergency stop to the toll station industry

Question 12: Another puppy brought enough water and food to travel to the desert. I found a state-operated electric pole with a license.

The pole was also upright. I also brought enough money to pay, and there was no puppy queue in front of me. I brought the puppy this time

A large amount of change, whole money, foreign exchange and various cards, and I asked someone to apply for the "Thousand Pee Card" in advance, and I knew that

The system was normal today, but I did not escape being What is the reason for the fate of suffocation?

Answer: The pole was a shoddy project and fell down before I could urinate.

Question 13: Another little one. The dog brought enough water and food to travel to the desert. It found a state-owned licensed electric wire pole. It was a high-quality project built under the supervision of the National Development and Reform Commission. The electric pole was also vertical. He also brought it with him. I had enough money to pay the fee, and there was no queue of puppies in front of me

The puppies brought a lot of change, whole money, foreign exchange and various cards with them this time, and asked them to handle it in advance

< p>I got rid of the "Thousand Pee Card" and knew that the system was normal today, but I still didn't escape the fate of being suffocated to death.

Answer: The local health authority was holding a price hearing that day. , discussed the issue of charging standards, all staff

attended the hearing, and the business was suspended for one day

Question 14: Another puppy brought enough water Traveling to the desert with food, he found a state-owned licensed wire pole. It was a high-quality project built under the supervision of the National Development and Reform Commission. The pole was also upright. He also brought enough money to pay.

There was no queue of puppies in front of us. This time, the puppy brought a lot of change, whole money, foreign exchange and various cards, and asked for help in advance

It was done "a thousand times" "Pee card", and I know that the system is normal today, and I also know that someone is going to work today, but I still can't escape the fate of being choked

to death. What's the reason?

Answer: Reception of foreign guests, suspension of private services

Question 15: Another puppy brought enough water and food to travel to the desert, and it found a root The state-owned licensed electric wire

pole is a high-quality project built under the supervision of the National Development and Reform Commission. The electric pole is also vertical. I also brought enough money to pay, and there is no front

The puppy queued up. This time the puppy brought a large amount of change, whole money, foreign exchange and various cards, and asked someone to get the "Thousand Pee Card" in advance.

He also knew that the system was normal today. I also know that someone went to work today and no foreign guests went to the toilet.

But you still didn’t escape the fate of being suffocated to death. What’s the reason?

Answer: disheveled, no access to the toilet

Question 16: Another puppy traveled to the desert with enough water and food, and found a state-owned There are licensed electric wires

poles, which are high-quality projects built under the supervision of the National Development and Reform Commission. The dog queued up. The puppy brought a large amount of change, whole money, foreign exchange and various cards this time, and asked the relationship to handle it in advance

The "thousand pee card" was prepared, and he knew that the system was normal today, so he Knowing that someone was at work today and no foreign guests went to the toilet,

He was neatly dressed, but he did not escape the fate of being suffocated to death. What was the reason?

Answer: The administrator said that in order to cooperate with the national quality education, you must answer the "comprehensive quality question" before you can pee, and puppies can't. .