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What is the specific content of Xu Jianing's marriage advertisement?

Name: Xu Jianing Gender: Male Home Address: Taihe District, Jinzhou City, Liaoning Province, Current School: Class 3, Grade 2, No.90 Middle School, Jinzhou City Life Motto: Shit, how did you become handsome again today? Marriage requirements 1. Appearance is fair. Not too beautiful, not too ugly, so-so. Too handsome woman makes people worry, and too ugly woman has the impulse to hit him. The so-called average is that the facial features are correct and pleasing to the eye. Don't disturb those who are overly narcissistic. Second, it must be after 90. I was born in 1992. It doesn't matter if you are two years older than me or two years younger than me, but you must be born after 90. After all, people in the same era can talk more together. Don't mess with me if you don't want to die after 80. Third, personality should be independent. It doesn't matter if you have money at home, but you must have the ability to live independently. Don't expect anything from my family and me. I'm looking for a girlfriend, not a woman or a lover. Fourth, talk about not disturbing more than three boyfriends. No matter why you broke up with your first three boyfriends, if you break up with three people in a row, you are a slut! If you are dumped three times in a row, then you are not a good thing. Poor people must have something hateful. Fifth, "non-mainstream" do not disturb. I'm traditional at heart, and your behavior is too weird for me to watch. We don't live on the same planet. I am hostile to aliens. So please go away! Sixth, you must be able to wash clothes and cook. I'm sure to share housework, such as sweeping the floor and washing dishes, but I don't want you to help me when I wash clothes and cook. Seven, sensible, good temper. Don't be unreasonable, and don't be angry with me in front of friends. I will give you enough face, but if you tear your face, I don't need to give you face. Eight, I don't have a virgin complex, I hope you don't have a virgin complex. Don't disturb English speakers. English is very useful, but don't tell me. I don't know English, especially those who speak Chinese in English. I come from China, please speak Mandarin to me. Ten, no more than two ear holes. I don't want to see too many holes in you. What I want is a complete person, who doesn't appreciate incomplete beauty, and I don't have that much money to give you more than two earrings. Both parents were before the age of eleven or eighteen. Twelve, don't bother people who are too sloppy and don't like cleanliness. Fresh and clean, you can be sloppy, but please respect yourself if you are too sloppy and casual. You can't pull a lot of plates every day, and then you have big underpants. Your hair is like lice, and leaves are floating in your teeth. This image is hard for me to accept! Don't disturb your teeth. I don't want kissing to turn into a nightmare. Fourteen, know a craft. Piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, singing, dancing, playing musical instruments and doing handicrafts can all add interest to life. Fifteen, the walking posture is right. Walk at a normal pace, don't come to me for the inside eight characters, the outside eight characters and the limping steps. People should be down-to-earth and take the right path, not the wrong one. Sixteen, not too rich. I am an ordinary person. I have never enjoyed the splendor, and I have never seen a big scene. I've never seen anything you eat. You can't swallow what I eat. Women who are too rich can't keep up with me. Seventeen, spoiled to death. I am not a prince, so don't think of yourself as a princess. I can't entertain you. Be decisive and don't act like a sissy. You should be healthy too. Being sick all day is not enough to worry me to death! Eighteen, caring. Have basic sympathy for the weak. If you like to hit others when they are depressed and indifferent, please respect yourself. If you like to talk big and compare with others, please respect yourself. Don't talk big if you don't have that skill! I hate such people, philistines, model farmers in the city! Nineteen, can't worship foreign things and flatter foreign countries. I can travel abroad with you, but I must know that China is the best. I love my country very much. If you tell me that everything in foreign countries is better than China, I may commit domestic violence against you. Don't disturb same-sex and one-night stand patients.