Use your major to say a love story

My friend from Zhihu "Seeing Whales when the Sea is Blue" has written a lot about this knowledge. I have excerpted a part for reference only. For details, please see the original version:

Chinese Language and Literature "Professional:

" Mr. Yu Guangzhong said, between the moonlight and the snow, you are the third kind of beauty. But I want to say, among the sun, moon and stars, you are the fourth kind of rare. "

"Write you into my story and turn it into our exclusive memory. "

"I dare not compose poems, read lyrics and read articles, for fear of accidentally leaking it. I express my love for you. "

Financial economics major:

" The US dollar interest rate has increased. Can the rate of return on my emotional investment be a little more every day? "

"I have studied financial management for four years, and it is you who manages my finances in the end. "

"I use Adam Smith's invisible hand to protect you silently."< /p>

"The marginal utility of my love for you is not diminishing."

Accounting major:

"If there is a loan, there will be a loan, and if there is you, there will be a loan."

"I really hope you are my liability or expense, so that out of prudence, I will never underestimate your place in my heart."

"You are willing Do you want to be my cash? "

" I, I, I will make false accounts to support you! "

" Baby, you are my fixer. Assets never depreciate."

Computer major:

"while (life < end) { love++; } (My love for you will continue to increase before the end of my life) "

"You are a bug that I can't fix. "

"I wrote you into while(1){but you have break;}."

"Live up to the code and live up to you, be object-oriented and face you."

Public security major:

"No matter where you go, I will find you and send you back." A pair of rich gold limited edition bracelets! "

"I've been hunting for drugs every day, but I've still fallen prey to your love poison."

"I've learned to see through all traces, and I can't escape any clues. My eyes, but I can't find the reason why I was captured by you. "

"Why did you suddenly stop in my heart? I'm going to issue a ticket and fine you for life!"

Mechanical major:

"Even if I drive a tractor, only you can sit in the co-pilot position."

"If I drive an excavator, will you still love me?"

"One day, I will peel off your hard shell layer by layer, and then walk into your heart."

Geography major:

" I am the rising compensating current of the Peruvian fishing grounds, and the Indian monsoon crossing the equator. I want to get close to you, so I won’t stop! "

"I am in Zhoukou, Beijing, and you are in Yuanmou, Yunnan, pulling up your furry hair! Little hands, love makes us walk upright! "

"You are the cold current and I am the warm current. We met in the deep sea and kissed lightly under the hazy mist. "

Physics major:

"When we were attracted by the magnetic field, my whole body felt like an electric shock. "

"I don't want to tilt the earth, I just want to pry your heart. "

"I planted a seed of missing you at the singularity, and in an instant, my thoughts spread throughout the universe. "

"It was obviously you who forced your way in, but in the end it was me who couldn't bear to let you go. (Lenz’s Law) "

"Wherever I am, your wave function will always collapse. If our swap sub is non-zero, then I'm willing to quit to ensure certainty under your skin. (Quantum Mechanics) "

"Our encounter is destined to cause ripples in space. (Gravitational waves) "

"I confess my love to you but I am afraid that you will reject me. If I don’t confess my love to you, I don’t know if you like me. (Schr?dinger's cat) "

"I will not change no matter how U change. The current will not change as the voltage changes. "

"Before I met you, I was just a beam of white light. After meeting you, I was a rainbow. "

Chemistry major:

"Mg+ZnSO4=MgSO4+Zn, your beauty has stolen my heart! "

"High molecular, low molecular, I just hope you can become a part of my family. "

"The encounter between you and me is like acid meeting alkali. We neutralize each other and release heat and passion. "

Environmental major:

"I want everything in the world to become pure, just like you in my eyes. "

"You are the clean air in my world. Without you, I can't breathe. "

Mathematics major:

" I had no intention of converging, but I fell into your field. "

"You are my domain, and my function has no meaning without you. "

"I still like you very much, just like the square of cos plus the square of sin, always the same. "

"My love for you is like tan45, always the same. "

"You are my asymptote, infinitely close but never intersecting.

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Medical major:

" If your dopamine can be secreted for a long time, my telomerase is willing to accompany you until your heart stops. "

"It's you who makes me want to give up writing and become a doctor. "

"The left intercostal space is one inch deeper, and there is you. "

"When you fall in love, you have to be careful, otherwise your legs will be broken. "

"Because you are too sweet, I have been unable to cure my tooth decay. "

"Love is like teeth, which makes it difficult for me to extricate myself. "

Nursing major:

"You are my cause and I am your complication. "

"I don't want to help others give birth to children. I want to help you give birth to monkeys. "

"I am willing to take care of you for the rest of my life, just like taking care of a patient. "

Pharmacy major:

"You are my Panax notoginseng when I am injured, Polygala when I am frustrated, Gardenia when I am depressed, and Su Hexiang when I am confused. "

"You are my digitalis. It can cure heart failure, but it cannot cure the arrhythmia when I meet you. "

" Plants and trees are beautiful, but people are not. Chinese medicine is bitter, and so are you. "

"It's been half a summer since you left home, now you're back home! "

"When Ginger loses ephedra, he understands what it means to be hesitant; when Peilan loses Huoxiang, he understands what it means to be traumatized; when I say goodbye to you, I deeply understand what it means to be heartbroken. "

"I hope you become ill, and there is no cure for it. "

Art major:

"When can you be a mannequin for me? "

"You are my white paint, precious and important. If I want the picture to be perfect, you are absolutely indispensable. "

"Be my partner. From now on, I will decorate your mourning hall and paint your portrait. "

"I can draw everything in the world, but I can't draw your world-famous face. "

"Since I had you, white paint has ranked second in my heart. "

" Even if I write brilliantly, I can't describe your peerless face. "

" Baby, do you know that every time I pick up the brush, you are all on the drawing paper? "

Calligraphy major:

"My I don’t love you much, I only love you for sixty seconds in one minute. I don't have much ink, so I only wrote your name in one stroke. "

" I just hope your eyes will light up when you read the love letter I wrote. "

"Writing thousands of mountains, it is you who put the pen down. "

Music major:

"You are the song I can sing endlessly! "

"Every time I look at you, my heart skips a beat. "

"No matter which note or piece of music, it cannot represent my heart. I want to sing myself to you. "

Legal major:

"Every word I say to you can be used as evidence in court! "

"Getting married, handsome? The kind that dares to divorce you and leave you penniless! "

"Get married? The kind where divorce puts you in jail! "

"Are you in love? The kind where you break up and go to jail! "

"In the name of love, I sentence you to life imprisonment and execute it in my heart. "

Tourism Management Major:

"Every route you take when traveling is the way I want to enter your heart. "

"I want to cross the crowds of people with you and see thousands of rivers and mountains. The best scenery on the road is you. "

"After traveling through mountains and rivers, you are still the most worthy. "

"What matters is not where you go, but you. "

Hotel Management Professional:

" I have booked the room. "

"From breakfast after good morning to good night after dinner. "

Film and Television Major:

"I am acting in the world, but I am sincere to you. "

"I hope I can make a lifelong movie with our love. "

"Would you like to take a long shot with me? A lifetime, no need for montage. "

" I hope that you are all in my long shot, your looking back and smiling in my elevated shot, you are all in my and the camera, and you are all in your upward shot. Me, my overhead shots are all about you. "

"We work together to create this priceless box office! "

"Use a thick storybook to record the story of our life. "

"I want to make a film with just the two of us, one with love and action? "

English major:

"I will teach our children from now on! Marry me!"

"I love you forever."

Engineering major:

"Spending this life with you is the great thing I want to do. Project, even if the cost is unpredictable, I still love you without asking for anything in return. "

"I don't want to spend money anymore, I just want to make a human being with you. "

"I can calculate the value of every sand and brick in a project, but I cannot calculate the value of my love for you, because it is priceless! "

"I hope that one day, you will be transferred from a project under construction to a fixed asset, and I will spend the rest of your life slowly depreciating with you.

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Journalism major:

"You will always be my exclusive report and front page headline! "

"I swear in the name of a journalist that everything I say about loving you is true! "

Management major:

"My heart is yours to take care of. "

"No matter how big an official you are, no matter how many people you manage, it is worse than being your bridegroom official and your sweetheart.

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