God replied 100

In this era, when someone asks a question, someone answers it. Some answers are nervous, some answers are magical, and some answers will be praised as? God replied.

1. I have been very sad since I broke up with my girlfriend. I'm afraid she'll go bad, have sex at random, and indulge in all kinds of things. What should I do?

Cheese is power: at best, other people's bad behavior is to occupy the toilet and want to lock the door when they leave the toilet.

2. What are the nicknames for "rolling sheets"?

Anonymous user: Guan Bao's friend.

3. What is the most shocking confession you have ever received?

Cheng Dongdong: Can you be my girlfriend? Yes, I can. If not, I will consider it.

4. What is ambiguity?

Yuan Xiaoshuai: Ambiguous = Love Heaven.

5. What should I do if I suddenly pop up indecent pictures when I show PPT to my customers?

Liu was silent for half a ring, and then he asked? Are you still sleepy? No, let's move on. . . ?

6. It has been 100 days since we broke up. What if it hasn't come out yet?

Han Zhongzan: Replacing files is always more thorough than deleting files.

7. Why do girls have "body fragrance" and men don't?

Grass: Is the cosmetic preserved? _?

8. Many people of the same age get married and have children. Does it affect you?

Anonymous user: It has no influence on me, but it has a great influence on my mother.

9. Do men value a woman's figure, face or mind more?

Anonymous user: My face and figure determine whether I want to know what she thinks. Thought determines whether I will veto her face and figure with one vote.

10, is first love used to practice hands?

Nonsense. Being single is to practice your hands.

1 1. Does fitness lead to menopause?

Cao Yong: It depends on your relationship with the coach?

12, how soft are girls' breasts? What does it feel like?

Wang Dan:

I thought the subject was a man and wanted to lie in the trough. This is probably the saddest question of 20 15.

Look at the theme carefully. A woman is lying in a trough. Is this really the saddest question of 20 15?

13. What's the difference between a girlfriend and a female friend?

James Swainson: People in China have a habit of choosing names: in fact, if something is missing, it must be added to the name, and the five elements will be perfect.

14, the first girlfriend who fell in love for three years, gave her first night to someone else after a long-distance relationship, how to adjust?

Jiang Daming: I fell in love with a wild horse with a head full of grasslands.

How to answer girls? What do you like about me?

Anonymous user:

Is there no formula?

A time point+a little thing+description and polishing+vows of eternal love

One morning four years ago, you were busy preparing breakfast for me. Looking at your figure, I saw an angel in a trance. It's beautiful. At that time, I silently said to myself, this is the woman I want to love and hurt all my life.

Finally, hold her tight without explanation.

16. What's it like to have no girlfriend?

Alvin: There is a feeling of talent shortage.

17. What was the experience of being confessed by more than ten people since childhood?

Akemi Homura: Not all the people you like are a burden to tell you.

18, what should I do if my girlfriend sleeps?

Jinyi: In primary school, every time I didn't hand in my homework, my teacher would punish me for cleaning the blackboard. It's not that the blackboard is dirty, but that I didn't hand in my homework.

19, how to respond to girls' confession to you?

Anonymous user: Shit, I didn't grasp the opportunity to turn over: "You are a good person. 」

20. My boyfriend stole me while I was asleep. What should I think and do?

Xie Xiaolong: I'll touch you if you live together. Didn't I want this when I got married? Such a man can't have it.

2 1, why do you say "honest people are easy to cheat"?

Tong: Four philosophies in the circle of friends. People who are too honest are easy to cheat. Women who don't smoke are all bitches. Being a girl doing WeChat business earns tens of thousands of dollars a month. All children who do not go to school become presidents.

22. What is the saddest thing about secretly loving someone?

Anonymous user: In order not to let others see that I am particularly good to him, I can only be good to everyone. Damn, I'm exhausted.

23. How to give your boyfriend face outside?

North Southeast: There is an adventure to tell the truth at the class reunion. A friend asked his girlfriend. Have you ever had a car shake? The girlfriend replied yes. I thought to myself, my girlfriend really gives me face. I didn't tell my classmates that I didn't have a car.

24. What is the perfect love in your heart? Who can design such life details, dialogues, psychological descriptions or plots?

Wu: It is strange that two people are obviously more comfortable together than alone.

25. Do you care if your lover has a girlfriend of the opposite sex?

Anonymous user: A woman will never understand why a man doubts her friendship with other men, because men know men too well!

26. My girlfriend asked me to write a 60,000-word love letter. How to write?

Yue Yihe: The love letter is like this: Dear, every day when we are together, I will give you a letter that reads? I love you? Three-word love letter, so that in the 55th year from today, you can understand my feelings of 60,000 words.

27. What if you like prostitutes?

Yue Hu: First of all, learn to judge sentences.

28. What degree of loyalty should couples maintain?

Russian bear: Actually, I don't ask much. If you don't like me, tell me before you find someone else.

29. What kind of man do you go to after you know that a girl has a boyfriend?

Anonymous user: a girl who knows how to invest and has a boyfriend has only one competitor for him; A girl without a boyfriend has countless competitors for him.

30. What do girls usually think when they are held by their boyfriends for the first time?

Liu Tingting: Shit, his hands are so big and my breasts are too small?

3 1. What should men and women know before they have love?

Chen Bin: Pretending to love someone you don't love is the greatest self-love. It's no shame to really love someone who doesn't love you. Kidnapping someone who doesn't love you with love is the worst.

32. What do you admire most about your husband?

Yolin Guo: You are so good at hide-and-seek that you haven't appeared yet.

33. Why are others being chased and you not?

Yingbao: Then ask yourself, if you give their boyfriends to you, will you?

34. Do you agree with the view that falling in love for the purpose of not getting married is hooliganism?

Liao: Marriage without love as a process is hooliganism.

35. I am usually used to joking. As a result, I confessed to girls, and people thought I was joking. What should I do?

What's the hurry? She didn't misunderstand, but she was very kind.

36. How should I react when I find a girl's shoulder strap exposed on a date?

Zhang Haifu: Pull it up and let it go. Bang, bang, it's fun. I suddenly understand why I don't have a girlfriend.

37. How to describe unrequited love in the most beautiful sentence?

Joelancat: Don't look at me. Do not look at me. I'm not myself.

38. How to persuade my wife to get married without taking a wedding photo?

Zhang Ke: What qualifications do you have to be talkative? Just cooperate.

39. What was the most helpless thing you did when you bowed to reality?

Li Shaoze: Her hands are only three-quarters as big as mine, but I still can't catch them.

40. What if there is no lover on Valentine's Day?

Ruah: Do people who have never lost their families have to kill one or two in front of Tomb-Sweeping Day? No, it's just ...

4 1. What does it feel like to be accosted by the opposite sex when walking on the road?

Wang Nuo Nuo:

Domestic:? I'm not interested in English, I don't study yoga, I don't try your beauty products, I don't have 6 yuan on me, and my mobile phone is as dead as you. ? Foreign countries:? I'm sorry I didn't attend the party. ?

42. What mentality did the person who refused me occasionally come to my space with?

Tian Guangze: This is not good for touch-screen phones.

43. Why can the boys chasing me only insist on chasing for half a year at most?

W: A year of 18 is not as long as 28.

44. What is the most exciting confession?

Time-consuming ink:

I forget where I have seen it before:

Like the bald man. (female: I like bald men. )

Me? I am not bald. M: I'm not bald. )

I can wait. W: I can wait. )

45. Why does my boyfriend always fail to understand my mind when I have something to say?

Pan Qiulin: Question, guess what my answer is? Do you want me to answer directly before you understand?

46. What state does a girl have that she has fallen in love with you?

Mo Yu: I am full of anger. Anyone who hires me at this time will be reckless with TA. But what I saw turned out to be you, and all the resentment turned into grievances, and my eyes were moist.

47. What's it like to have a girlfriend?

Guo Shao: It is strange that I am a poor boy, but why do I always feel that I own the whole world?

48. A good-looking girl who loves taking selfies almost never sends photos in her circle of friends. Why?

Kenneth: Maybe you don't belong to the group where she often takes selfies.

49. What should I do if I lose interest immediately after catching up with girls?

Anonymous user:? Poets praise love only before kissing a girl. After they got women, they began to praise freedom. ?

50. How to tell boys "I think you are not bad, come after me" gracefully and implicitly?

Xu Wei: It's no use. We boys also look at faces.

5 1, how did you feel when you broke up or failed to confess?

Huang Jiayi: So? Heartache? This statement is true! It's physical!

52. Do girls rely on chasing or attracting?

Xue Bo: A circle of friends sent by an excellent girl around me: How many people still don't understand that people rely on sex and attraction to maintain a long-term and comfortable relationship. Instead of oppression, bondage, flattery, blind dedication and moral self-touch.

53. How to improve your girlfriend's IQ?

Yue Zhao: When she doesn't like you, her IQ will naturally improve.

54. What if my girlfriend is molested?

Nior: Make money in the future and eat in a fancy restaurant?

55. What's it like to have a boyfriend?

Anonymous user: I can't even unscrew the mineral water bottle.

56. How to properly answer "three classic questions about girlfriends" (who would you save first when your mother and I fell into the water at the same time? What would you do if someone gave you 100 million to give up on me? Who is more beautiful, my predecessor or me? )

Yu: 1, my mother. 2. If you can ask the first question, you must choose 1 100 million. You are already my predecessor.

57. "Don't fall in love with girls who like reading. How to understand this sentence?

Zhang Xiaofang: I think the last part is:? At your level, you will be dumped sooner or later, properly. ?

58. What do you think of blind date?

The only value of blind date is that when you meet the blind date, you will know what you are in the eyes of the introducer.

59. Why can't I contact my ex-boyfriend?

Teenieweenie: the four most useless things in the emotional world: regret after breaking up, care after not loving, kindness with high self-esteem and low emotional intelligence.

60. What should I pay attention to when traveling abroad with my girlfriend for the first time? How to prepare?

Tony chen: Count your period! Senior can only help you here. . . )

62. From which detail did you find out that your girlfriend was cheating?

Ma Chao at sea: When she came home that day, she shook the quilt and said that she would show me a big change.

63. The ex-boyfriend is so ugly now. Should I be happy?

Anonymous user: He would rather have an ugly girl than you. Let's have a snack.

64. What is the experience of having a smart girlfriend?

Zhuge Buliang: Call his girlfriend with a friend's mobile phone. As soon as I got through, she knew she was calling honey.

65. Should I remind my ex-girlfriend that her new lover is love rat?

Chen Hao: Ask others by the standards of saints, and ask yourself by the standards of bitches.

66. What do you think of your girlfriend's blue face?

Poetic: blue face, blue face, add some yellow to make it green.

67. What is the first thing you want to do when you meet a lover in the love stage?

1 1: laugh.

68. What's it like to fall in love with a beautiful girl?

Ming Xiaoyi: My mother thought her girlfriend was blind ~ ~ ~

69. How to refute "Your singleness means that you are not excellent"?

Chen Shu: On the contrary, being single means that you are not good enough.

70. How to describe "heartbeat" in one sentence?

Zhang casually: I want to wear the most beautiful mask, and I want to take off all the disguises.

7 1. What's the experience of dating a goddess?

Flower owner: Dating the goddess and quarreling with the exam are called three things that I always feel I didn't do well afterwards.

72. When your confession was rejected, what was the worst thing you heard?

Anonymous user: "It's not your turn to gang rape"

73. What should I do if I tell the girl I like that I was rejected, or that I still like her?

Brother Shao: Maybe you are mistaken about what confession is. Confession should be the horn of final victory, not the charge signal to launch an attack.

74. How to strike up a conversation with girls in the bookstore?

Money: just saying? Beauty, do you like books? The beauty said: Like it? Just say: Uncle likes you too ~

Some girls refuse to improve their image in order to "find true love in the worst state". Is this idea reliable?

Anonymous user: If you define true love in the strictest way, then true love will test you with the least probability.

76. The girl sent a text message saying "I have a cold". What is the best answer?

GayScript: open the door.

77. Does kissing skills indicate that a person has rich kissing experience?

Pawn: Not necessarily, but people who can make good judgments must be experienced.

78. How to be a good girlfriend?

Mumuxiko: Protect his inner boy.

79. What should I do if I have a disagreement about the choice of film when I invite my sister to see a movie?

Emilio: There is a difference. It seems that you really want to go to the movies. ...

80. Why do a group of leftover women say they can't find a suitable one, and then a group of otaku still say they have no sisters? Besides blind date, how can leftover men find leftover women?

Lan Xin: Otaku says that without a sister, it is like standing alone in a desolate desert, and that is really without a sister. Leftover women say that they can't find the right one, just like standing in front of a vending machine without a favorite drink and picking a favorite one.

8 1, why is it so difficult to find a boyfriend?

Carmen: Love at first sight has no capital, and long-term love has no conditions.

82. My girlfriend got pregnant after breaking up with her ex-boyfriend. What should I do?

Anonymous users: whoever pollutes will be treated. Who develops and protects.

83. My boyfriend didn't take the initiative to contact me for a month or two. How should I adjust?

Yu Budweiser: Everyone's answers are too dark, such as cheating and never loving you. Everything should be on the bright side. I guess your boyfriend is dead.

84. If love doesn't hold hands, kiss or go to bed, it's not love. Do you really need these physical contacts to love someone?

Su Lian: Sure, why do you think? Love? And then what? Fertilization? They look so alike.

85. How to refuse a boy who doesn't love but is very kind?

Silent: Don't look for him when you are lonely.

86. A woman's killer is "Don't you dare yell at me". What is a man's killer?

Anonymous user: I can't help it if you think so.

87. What kind of experience is love?

Teacher Yue: Two people who look like pigs are afraid that the other person will be robbed?

88. I already have a girlfriend, but what if I meet someone I like more?

Anonymous user: I remember a sentence: Don't trust the opposition party, even after taking office.

89. Girlfriends always think other people's boyfriends are good. What should I do?

Li: Be someone else's boyfriend.

90. How to refuse a girl's confession?

Wang: Sorry, I am a good man.

9 1, I like a boy who has a girlfriend. The boy says he wants to sleep together. Is it possible for him to like himself when kisses and hugs is together?

Fujimoto: Such a boy may like you, but he can never like you.

92. Why do so many people say that they are lonely and want to find a boyfriend/girlfriend, but they are still single?

Xu Tiantian: Because not only are you ugly, but you also think others are ugly.

93. How to catch up with the goddess?

Scotton: When you mentioned it? Goddess? In two words, you have lost.

94. What is the girl's hand doing when kissing?

Bai Yuanyuan: Grab his arm and hold it steady, or who knows where he will touch it!

95, 2b How far can young people write love letters?

High mountains and flowing water: love. ╰★つつAlways gave up. **

96. Why does my boyfriend play with his mobile phone when he is eating with me?

Universe invincible monster: Maybe he thinks it's not good to play with his girlfriend while eating.

97. Taobao actually has a business called "checking boyfriend loyalty". Will you try it?

Alex Ann: How strong is the cup in your hand? You didn't know until it was broken.

98. How important is a boy's appearance?

Yanziwu: The college entrance examination is the last time in your life that you don't look at your looks.

99. Is it really good to wait for a girl who doesn't love you?

Saury: Waiting for someone who doesn't love you is like waiting for a boat at the airport.

100 why do you say "like it or not and whether it is appropriate or not are two different things"?

Hypnos: Haven't you bought shoes?