After reading the humorous copy that I couldn't help sending to my friends.

1. The so-called dilemma is to raise your head with raised lines and lower your head with double chins.

2. Women chasing men, interlayer yarn. Men chase women, every other mother.

3. It's the biggest disrespect to have a good bed on weekends.

4. The night will not treat those who sleep late, it will give you dark circles.

5. When I was a child, I had many interest classes, but when I grew up, I was not interested in going to work.

6. I thought I was decadent, but I didn't know until today that my morning paper was scrapped.

7. Go after the person you like bravely, so that you can know that there is far more than one person who refuses you.

VIII. Actually, it doesn't matter where you travel, the most important thing is the scenery along the way, because my little money is enough to buy a round-trip hard seat.

9. When will there be a bright moon? Look up and see for yourself.

1. Don't look at some people who seem to have a smooth sailing. Yes, I told you not to look at them, which will make them sour.

Xi. Sometimes I hate myself, I can't talk, I'm too kind, heartless and so cute.

12. I have mastered 36 ways to hide private money, and the next thing I need is money.

XIII. The four seasons of a tree are like a young man's experience: I am in bloom, I am green, I am withered, and I am bald.

14. Why is it lazy to collapse on the sofa at home, and is it a holiday to collapse on the beach at a scenic spot?

15. My sister made my mother unhappy, and my mother scolded me. My brother did something wrong and my mother scolded me. I was wronged and my mother scolded me again.

16. Violence can't solve any problems. Why don't we sit down calmly and praise me for an hour, and we'll make up.

seventeen. I shook my head very smartly, and my wig was thrown out.

18. Many people find that they can't compete with others on the issue of money, so they begin to try to make a fuss about the realm of life.

19. If cutting off my hair means cutting off my memories, can I lose my memory if I cut my head?

twenty. There are only three things that hurt people: troubles, quarrels and empty wallets. And the most hurtful thing is the empty wallet.

XXI. I once had a sincere love before me, but I didn't cherish it. Later, I met a more sincere love.

22. It was so naive. Do you think it was a holiday after the college entrance examination? No, it's called life imprisonment suspended for two months!

23. Xiaoming's biggest goal in this life is to buy things without looking at the price. Through years of hard work, he finally lost his sight.

twenty-four. I woke up and found that there was an extra 1 million in my account. At that time, I knew that I had not really woken up.

Twenty-five. When it comes to dreams, girls always open clothing stores, coffee shops, dessert shops and flower shops! Boys are relatively simple, just one: winning 5 million.

XXVI. Fraternities betray you, money will tempt you, and life will make things difficult for you, except for high numbers, and you can't learn anything.

XXVII. From a woman's point of view, a favorite commodity is discounted, and buying it is not spending money, but making money.

28. Long-distance love, the person who often goes to the other city may not love more, but it may be that the city has more delicious things.

29. Every summer I think: Come on in winter. I'd rather freeze to death than die of heat! But in winter: come on in summer, I'd rather die of heat than freeze to death! My cousin asked me, "Sister, what do you think is the standard of a perfect boyfriend?" I said decisively: "someone else's"! 31. Girls just can't get used to it. The more you explain to her, the more energetic she is. If you kneel down on the spot, she will have nothing to say!

32. If I meet you, I need to spend all my luck. Please stay away from me. I want to make money by luck. Thank you.