Is it true that anyone rents a male (female) friend home to celebrate the New Year? What funny or embarrassing things will happen?

It really does happen. This happened to a friend of mine. During the Spring Festival the year before last, because he didn’t buy a ticket to go home, he planned to spend the New Year there!

He has a female colleague whose family has been forcing her to go on a blind date and get married because she has reached the age of marriage. Knowing that a friend would not go home for the Chinese New Year, she invited him to her home for the Chinese New Year.

What reason to go! Of course, I go as my boyfriend, so that I can also serve as a shield for my female colleagues to go home. Unexpectedly, my friend went to his female colleague’s house, and the female colleague’s parents were very satisfied when they saw her! After the New Year, both parents met to discuss when they would get engaged and get married!

After the Chinese New Year, my friends thought that things would just go away like this! Who knew that one day a female colleague came to him anxiously and said that her parents wanted to meet a friend's parents and asked the friend to arrange a meeting at some time.

I couldn’t bear the pleading of my female colleague, but my friend finally agreed! I took a leave of absence and took my female colleague and her parents back to my hometown to meet them! Later, my friend got married like this. After getting married, I found out that my female colleague had always liked him, but she was too timid to confess, so she made an excuse like this!

A weird high school classmate of mine became more energetic after being admitted to a prestigious university. Now, at the age of 38, he is still drifting in Beijing and has no girlfriend. This incident became a concern for his mother. When he returned home for the Chinese New Year this year, he actually rented a girlfriend. This incident made him laughable in his hometown in the countryside.

After the classmate made an agreement with his rented girlfriend, he took her home. Unexpectedly, his mother was so excited about this that she gave the girl 5,000 yuan as soon as she entered the door. He felt very sorry for his classmates, and his mother also took the girl to the city to buy clothes. It is said that she also spent several thousand yuan on a mink velvet coat, which made her classmates very embarrassed.

In order to prevent her son's marriage as soon as possible, the classmate's mother arranged for her son and his girlfriend to sleep in the same room. This was something the classmate did not expect. He thought that his mother was very feudal and would not do this. Who knew? It caught him off guard. According to the agreement, he had to add a lot of money to his rented girlfriend.

No matter what, he and his "girlfriend" behaved perfectly in front of his family and relatives. He originally thought that after returning during the Chinese New Year, he would find a reason to break up and everything would be fine, but he didn't expect that the rented girlfriend She also developed a relationship while staying at his house, and actually acted it out for real. When it was time to return to the city, she still didn't want to leave, and even paid back the money she paid to rent her girlfriend to her classmates. My classmate, who is also a mute, eats Coptis chinensis and cannot express his pain.

One year when I was in college, I was reading this topic on my mobile phone during class. The male classmate sitting next to me tilted his head and saw that I was very interested in this topic, so he said to me, haha Haha, rent a girlfriend, haha, how about I rent you? Then I hesitated for a few days and got to know the situation at his home. He was a local like me, so I agreed and went to his home to have a look. After that, every Valentine's Day and Chinese Valentine's Day, he would often rent me as a temporary girlfriend and go out shopping, but it was just for walks, showing affection, and taking photos, in order to make him feel that he also had a girlfriend and had the capital to show off. We occasionally go shopping once or twice a month. Sometimes he wants to miss the sweet time he had with a female classmate in high school, so he would rent me out and go to the restaurant where they had a meal. I once joked and asked, should I rent it to me when I need a bride for a wedding in the future? He said of course you can if you want.

No bragging at all, the guy in front of my house rented a mother-in-law!

People rent girlfriends, why would he rent his mother-in-law?

This guy, he loved to mess around and have fun back then! It was almost the Chinese New Year, and his family asked him to go on a blind date, and he happened to have no money! I thought of a way and found a middle-aged woman to take her home and pretend to be my mother-in-law!

Later, he defrauded his father of 10,000 yuan! Give 500 to the mother-in-law!

His legend is still circulating in our village!

However, my life is better now, best wishes!

Of course, when I talk about this, I think of a real and embarrassing thing that happened to me.

This matter has to start when I was in college, because he was my college classmate and I knew him well. At that time, he loved to study and was always very dull, so When he was in college, many classmates joked that he would become a bachelor in the future, and he never made any refutation, but it was true. After graduation, his parents were anxious and thought that he should get married first and then start a career. Because of his He didn't object at all, so he went on many blind dates. Because he had so many blind dates, he became averse to it, so he thought about renting a girlfriend to deal with his parents, so he suddenly called me and told me his idea, I was surprised at the time. Although I had seen it on TV, I never thought he would have such courage.

So he rented a girlfriend and took her back to his hometown. Because this girl was good-looking and could talk, she was very popular with his parents, so after lunch, he took her with him They went to the wedding house they bought, bought wedding rings, and bought items for the wedding. At that time, his face turned green. It was originally a girlfriend he rented, but the result was beyond his expectation, because he just wanted to cope with it, and he didn't expect his parents to take it seriously.

At the beginning, he and his rented girlfriend were at each other's throats, but time is the best witness, and his parents also liked it, so they made the lie come true. So after two months, they got married. But in the end, my classmate felt that he was very happy.

I have heard many legends about renting boyfriends and girlfriends back home. Some people rented girlfriends and gave birth to children after a few days at home. Some people directly cheated them out of money, and so on. But what I want to talk about is buying a wife, which is very common in Yunnan. I heard from a friend of mine in Yunnan that his neighbor bought his wife in Vietnam. Depending on the price, the quality is also different, ranging from 30,000 to 40,000 yuan to 200,000 yuan or more. His neighbor bought it for 60,000 yuan. Because this man has no skills, is very ugly, and is over 30 years old. To use our old saying, he is an old man. If you can't get a wife, you can only buy it elsewhere. Unfortunately, just over a month after the old man bought it, his wife ran away. The old man is also scared now. It seems that he can only be a bachelor in this life. Hey, it’s still unreliable to rely on buying or renting to find a partner! Everyone, please be careful! ! ! !

There should be, but in order to ensure your own safety, it is better to rent a boyfriend or girlfriend to your home with friends or colleagues. Of course, be sure to find single friends or colleagues, otherwise it will not bring trouble to others’ lives! As for what will happen? It depends on your agreement. For example, if you rent together, you might become a real couple! Embarrassing thing? There is nothing better than having to pretend to be a boyfriend in front of your loved ones when you are not a boyfriend and girlfriend. For example, if your relatives ask you to kiss in front of everyone, since you are in a fake relationship, it will definitely be very embarrassing! Haha, let’s not talk about it, I’ve never rented it before...

Let me share my only experience of renting a girlfriend home for the New Year. This experience changed the fate of my life. At that time, due to the tight schedule at home, I had to bring one this year, and I am relatively introverted. There were girls around me who were pursuing me, but I didn't contact them. In addition, I am 1.79 meters tall and relatively handsome.

I had no other choice, so I went online to rent a girlfriend for work. I saw an introduction that said the girl was very special and beautiful, but it depends on the boy’s appearance to decide whether to rent her out, so I contacted and met. First She agreed immediately and signed the agreement. The highest fee was that there would be no physical contact and compensation of 1 million, 2 million, 5 million, or 10 million depending on the situation. I didn't even read the signature. Because I didn't even think about what to do.

Finally, I took her back to my hometown. The room I was given at home was like a new house. The family was surprisingly kind to her, but she was warm on the surface but kept a long distance behind her back, and I What I was worried about was that at night, I was at a loss. I consciously gave the bed to her, and I slept on the floor. She didn't take off her clothes and slept with her. So on the third night, she suddenly said to me that she wanted to take a shower tonight, and asked me to turn my back and take off my clothes. I slept on the floor facing the wall and played with my mobile phone. After a long time, I grew up. I wanted to change the position, and asked her if she was okay, and then she said yes. I turned my head, and she was fully clothed on the bed, and then said I hadn't washed it. Only then did I realize that she was testing me.

On the evening of the fourth day, I was asked to carry it on my back again. I heard the sound of taking off clothes and water, and I knew that I had really gone to take a bath. But I didn't turn around until I received the instruction. After washing, I told me, "You've been coughing a bit for the past two days. Did you catch a cold from sleeping on the floor? Or sleep on a bed with two quilts. I said no, but she repeated She said that she trusted me through what happened before, and then I slept on the bed, leaning against the bed and carrying her on my back, and persisted all night.

The fifth day passed, and on the night of the sixth day, she said that I wanted to take a shower, but she didn’t let me carry her, so she took off her underwear and washed it, but I still carried her. .

On the seventh day, which was also the last day of our contract, I was still in the same posture, and she said to me: Am I a little harsh to you? I said no, and she said again: Do you want to hug me? I said I didn't know either, and then she came close to me, lay down behind me, hugged me, kissed my face, and said what a big piece of wood! Good night! I didn't sleep that night, thinking a lot...

It was finally over, and I seemed to feel a lot more relaxed.

I have also rented one, with various charges and rules. After four days, I agreed to increase the price by 10,000 yuan, and finally got it.

I stopped moving when I was halfway through the work, and she kept adding more. I asked if I wanted money for kissing, and she said no, and if I wanted money for holding hands, she said no... I earned 2,000 after renting for seven days

There is one! I rented one! She is good-looking, but she doesn’t want to go home, she wants to travel. My family is from the Northeast, and she wants to see the snow during the New Year. She is a friend of a friend of a colleague, and we met over dinner, so I told her to accompany me home and take care of food and drinks! She agreed. At first, she lived there with two rooms. Later, she said it was a waste, so she only had one room. Then she started having sex, having sex every day. After the Chinese New Year, she returned to the city as if she had nothing. It happened, we even had sex together once, and later we got a boyfriend and had dinner together! Nothing to be embarrassed about