What is the craziest thing you saw at the airport security check?

I have never seen the craziest thing about airport security, but an encounter in Kunming years ago left a deep memory for me.

I am used to sending some time when I leave home to avoid traffic jams or other situations and delay time. That time, the trip was very smooth, so when we arrived at the airport, check-in had not yet begun. I don't know why I saw a well-dressed sister. In such a big waiting room, I noticed her at once. Maybe she's too smart.

The elder sister wore at least six big rings, red, green and gold, which made her feel golden when she waved her hand. Wearing a short miniskirt, boots with a thick foundation and a price tag on the heel, I especially want to remind her, but I am afraid of embarrassment. She dragged a lot of luggage and waited at the counter early, occasionally taking a small round mirror to look at herself and do her hair. Later, when she looked back, I realized that it was not a big sister, but an aunt, who was fifty or sixty years old by visual inspection. Because her facial skin is really dry and full of wrinkles. Haha, I found that I was bored enough and observed so carefully. Later, I learned that this is a kind of fate, and this aunt and I are destined to have an intersection.

Start check-in. Menstruation's big luggage was checked in, and then the alarm went off. The staff asked her to open the box to check whether there were contraband. Imagine the feeling of a big box being opened, just like bursting. Her bottles of cosmetics, some trinkets and odds and ends all fell out, and the staff were shocked. Then two men turned the box upside down and stuffed it back.

After checking in, she started the security check, and she appeared in front of me again, taking off her boots and coat. There is a charging treasure and an umbrella in her small bag, which is another toss, probably because there are too many jewels. She kept dripping when she passed the security check. She was embarrassed herself and kept explaining. The security personnel just smiled and said nothing.

I didn't notice where she was when I got on the plane. Finally arrived in Kunming and landed safely. I want to go out by car ferry. I was standing at the door when suddenly someone pulled me. Turning around, it turned out to be this aunt. She said, "Does this car charge money?" I said no, and she said, "I don't know how to get my luggage when I fly for the first time. Can I go with you? " I said yes, I just got my luggage. Then this aunt followed me everywhere, and she was very excited all the way, saying that she came to Yunnan to work and earn money, and her son found her a job as a nanny here. When she picked up her luggage, she said that she was afraid that she would not find the suitcase. She looks like some of them. I asked her if she didn't mark it. She said to tie a red rope, but I'm afraid it has already dropped. I explained to her that she wouldn't give up. She took someone else's box down several times and said it was too light to be her own, so she put it back on. Haha, so embarrassing. Do you have any wood? Finally, my suitcase came, and more coincidentally, her suitcase was behind me. It is really fate.

I said, "Auntie, I won't go with you because of an intravenous drip." She said it was too late for her to take the bus, so she made do at the airport at night and took the bus to her city the next day. Say goodbye to this aunt.

Later, I often felt that this aunt should also have the heart of beauty. Maybe she thinks she is going to a big city. She bought herself the best clothes and was alone. At the age when she should have retired, she went to a strange place and started an unknown life. Wherever she goes, I hope she will be treated well by her children and employers. After all, a person who loves life deserves to be treated well by years!

If there is an old man in your family who wants to travel alone for the first time, please remind her of some precautions to avoid helplessness when the old man meets special circumstances. Not every time, he will meet someone willing to help her! If you happen to meet someone in need. Please don't be stingy with your kindness. It will bring you a pleasant experience as easy as blowing off dust. -ω-`)

The craziest thing really happened to me at the airport security check!

Three years ago, I was traveling in Guizhou and was going to fly back to Beijing. When I passed the security check, everyone was waiting in line. Suddenly there was chaos behind him. A woman screamed loudly. The sound is crazy. As she shouted, she shouted, let go of me and hit someone. I turned around and saw a 30-year-old woman with her hair hanging freely and her hands tearing at three men, trying to control her. One of them hugged the woman's arm from behind, trying not to let her move, but the woman also struggled with the strength of sucking milk. Because of the tearing strength, the woman's coat was torn off at once and fell to the ground, which was even more crazy. Except for some clothes she should have, this woman's upper body is naked!

Many male passengers waiting for the plane don't understand what's going on. Out of sympathy for women, or being brave, they suddenly gathered around, three floors inside and three floors outside, and took out their mobile phone fans to fan them. In the back, they stood on tiptoe and looked at their faces. They seem to hate their parents for not giving them a body touched by Yao Ming. The scene at that time was crazy, and all the men with a little sense of justice were present. The air almost stopped, one minute before the whole thing happened. A group of armed special police officers seemed to have ambushed in advance, quickly rushed up, disbanded the crowd and took control of the scene. The three men cooperated to subdue the woman, then dressed her, handcuffed her and took her away!

Then the radio remembered the announcer's sweet voice. Hello, passengers and friends. Just now, we organized an anti-terrorism exercise. Please keep order and don't panic. Practice is over. Please feel free to take this flight! ! !

In 2002, I sent my wife's cousin back to China abroad. The goods were actually returned to China by a full set of cowboys in the western United States. There are all kinds of metal ornaments on the clothes. The funniest thing is that there is a gear on the back of the boot, and the security check is stupid. I don't know if that thing can be taken on the plane. Just as several security checks were being discussed, this guy thought the security check was over and had entered the waiting hall. By the time the security check came, people were gone. The security check at the airport was a mess. All the policemen in the waiting hall searched the goods urgently and quickly caught them back. Fortunately, they just took off the gear on his boots and let him go. I was dumbfounded at the security check [I want to be quiet] [I want to be quiet].

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I once sent a man on a plane with a friend. I remember an aunt who went to the security check. It seems that I brought some special products and bacon, and somehow I quarreled when I passed the security check. Later, we went to have a look. It turned out that she was not allowed to bring bacon. Of course, because of swine fever, the security inspector told her well, but she just wouldn't listen. At this time, after her bacon was taken away, it did not pass the security check directly. She came out and went back for a while. He took a pot directly, and at first she didn't know what she was going to do. It turned out that after she got the bacon back, she went to the toll area to prepare the bacon. Fortunately, her bacon was cut, otherwise she might have to buy a knife. Of course, I laughed to death. Later, because of the time, she ate a little hot and threw the remaining meat into the trash can with the pot. Finally, she said, it's better to throw it away, so you can do security check at a low price!

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When I went to Tibet, I changed planes in Chongqing. Get up early in the morning to catch the plane, thinking that an hour and a half is enough. Unexpectedly, when I checked the itinerary and passed the security check, I found a queue of several hundred meters. It was only five o'clock in the morning.

As soon as I saw this situation, I felt I couldn't catch up. There are too many people, and many people are waiting in line behind me. They are all anxious. Some people are even more anxious because they didn't check their luggage.

Halfway through the trip, the security guard told him to go back to check in, and the man was a little nervous. He said that my plane was about to fly, and there was an argument, but his trip was really too big and he finally checked his luggage.

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This is an interesting scene in this movie. You can't bring liquid on the plane. Wang took a big bottle of milk on the plane, but it was a pity to throw it away, so he picked it up and drank it there.

He finished it in a few breaths, which was really interesting.

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I went to Xiamen once and passed the security check. It was really strict. Everything in the suitcase should be checked, and my shoes should be taken out. The funny scene is to see a girl's suitcase with many unknown things.

Condoms, vibrators, sexy underwear, etc. It embarrassed the security guards, and we were particularly embarrassed to see them there. The hostess blushed directly, so many people looked at it and thought that if there was something on the ground, it would definitely get in.

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Seeing the safety line, someone cut in line and several people quarreled. Later, the conflict escalated and the two men fought directly. This is terrible. I may be in a hurry and don't want to miss my flight.

But it's really wrong to jump the queue. They say you can't jump the queue. The fight was fierce and I was bleeding. I was a little scared when I saw it. Later, it was a pity that the police arrived in time, otherwise I didn't know what would happen.

Without exception, without flying, two people were dragged directly to the little black room. This situation is a bit bad.

I have never seen the "craziest" thing after passing the security check at the airport, but I have experienced an embarrassing false alarm.

Just in the first half of this month, I stood in line for security check at Zhongchuan Airport and saw beautiful female security inspectors checking women. Her left hand carefully touched her hair, chest and back, even thighs and thighs, and her right hand held a small "mosquito killer" to explore the passengers' bodies up and down, but she was not so careful about male passengers.

I thought: it's my turn to pass the security check. Will she touch here?

Thought of here, I smiled.

What happens when people think. When the female security inspector gave me a security check, like the male passenger in front, she just made a mop-like touch, just like patting dust on me. Sensitive parts are only scanned by "mosquito killer". Just as she swept my lower body, she suddenly heard a loud bang, and the female security inspector was startled and trembled.

Looking inside, it turned out to be the male passenger in front of me. A heavy backpack somehow fell off my shoulder. The female security inspector straightened up and gave the passengers a white look. She turned and said something to another male security inspector. In the process, the "mosquito killer" in her hand stayed in that part of my lower body.

I was a little panicked: what did she say to the male security inspector? Do you think there is something wrong with this part of me? As God is my witness, like everyone here, I only eat my own natural meat without any taboos. Don't make me take off my pants in public!

Just as my face began to glow, the female security inspector turned around again, patted both sides of my ass, then swept the floor with a "mosquito killer" and made a gesture of "nothing, go over". I gave her an uneasy look, heaved a sigh, took back my travel bag, mobile phone and other items, pretended to be in a hurry to board the plane, and quickly left this annoying security door.

I hope to pass the security check in the near future, and don't use labor. It's embarrassing.

Hi! Forget it! The craziest and most embarrassing thing happened during the security check.

At that time, I smoked. I have a bad habit of always losing my lighter. When I was addicted to cigarettes, I had to borrow lighters everywhere. So I got a glorious title-"lighter collector"

It was a business trip to Beijing, an important project. The matter was discussed in a dark place, and I was so busy. Of course, I smoked a lot. Because of my pursuit, I am too focused on my work. I am very focused on my work. Without fire, I will borrow lighters all over the world. As a result, when I came back from the project, I found that there were seven or eight lighters in every corner of the laptop shoulder bag during the security check, which was really embarrassing.

Of course, I don't want to play big cards like Yico Zeng, hand it over to the law.

Later, I talked about this in a circle of friends. The brothers in Beijing patted their chests and said, Brother, you have taken all our lighters. ...

I still feel embarrassed.