100 jingles for tour guides

The tour guide’s 100 jingles are as follows:

1. With an excited heart and trembling hands, I want to show my ugliness when I pick up the microphone. Anyone who doesn’t applaud will think I’m ugly;

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2. Traveling and sightseeing, spending all your money to win glory for the place

4. He who has not been to the Great Wall is not a true man. When he arrived at the Great Wall, he discovered that he was a big fool after walking down the mountain and his legs were shaking.

5. Eight dishes and one soup, all the rice. , when the food is not enough, hurry up and drink the soup;

6. Follow the tour guide, you will have everything to eat and drink, you will know everything you ask, and you will not feel tired while walking;

7. The red flag is fluttering Follow the party, the blue flag is fluttering, follow the tour guide;

8. If the first encounter was accidental, I hope the next encounter will become inevitable;

9. The human world If you have true feelings, you can save a piece of money;

10. Without knowledge, you cannot be without common sense, and without common sense, you cannot be without insight;

11. I can tell you responsibly, X The director will be very angry, and the consequences will be serious;

12. One center: health as the center; two basic points: be more confused and be more unrestrained;

13. Don’t compare when buying things, go out Don't worry about it, go back to your room and sleep well at night;

14. When the motor sounds, the beautiful scenery is shared; when the wheels turn, the transfer is safe;

15. The tour guide should have a mouth like a mother-in-law, and a heart Mother's heart, treat guests like Mrs. Ah Qing: smile when you meet and don't think about it afterwards; all guests come, it all depends on your mouth, the tea will get cold as soon as they leave;

16. Get in the car Sleeping, getting out of the car to pee, taking pictures of scenic spots, and asking questions when I get home, I don’t know anything;

17. I really want to hold your hand and walk the road of revolution together? How do you express your love? Don’t feel bad about it. I am ugly;

18. What I take away are only photos, and what I leave behind are only footprints;

19. If a man is not jealous, he will not have rich feelings; if a woman is not jealous, the family will not be harmonious. ; If children are not jealous, they will not progress in their studies; if old people are not jealous, they will become more confused as they live; only if everyone is jealous, society will progress;

20. Follow your feelings and hold my hand.