Four three-ton trucks carry luggage. A team specializes in transporting furniture. Is the national football team going to travel or compete?

Four three-ton trucks are responsible for transporting one team's luggage, and there is also a team dedicated to transporting furniture. My fans and friends, you all heard it right. This is the grand occasion that our beloved national men’s football team will present to the fans after arriving in Vietnam on the 29th. It is so arrogant!

To paraphrase Zhuge Liang’s original words from a popular short video: “I have never seen such a shameless person!” Such a divine operation by the Football Association once again challenges the bottom line of the fans, even if the Football Association wants to Low-key, but strength does not allow it. Friends! If it hadn't been for the local Vietnamese media reports, we old fans would never have imagined that the Chinese football guarantee capability has reached such a luxurious level as that of the Saudi Arabian Crown Prince. The Football Association would have to buy an Airbus 380 and then decorate it with gold rims. The fuselage is painted in hot gold color. Shameless! Rogue! It's not enough to lose face in Japan. Now the match with Vietnam has not started yet, and I have lost face again. Instead of shocking the Vietnamese media, our domestic fans will be kept in the dark. The national football team can play like this and still have such a guarantee, but imagine what it was like before. No wonder World Cup champion coach Lippi and many internationally renowned coaches have fallen into disgrace with the national football team. This backwater of Chinese football is unfathomable.

Let’s take a look at the salary of men’s football team! Exon 86 million yuan, Fernando 63 million yuan, Luo Guofu 43.35 million yuan, Alan 25 million, Zhang Linpeng 18.5 million, Li Ke 16 million, Ren Hang 15.8 million, Wei Shihao 12 million, Yan Junling 10 million, Wu Lei (Europe) 8 million), let’s announce it here! I don’t know what my friends think, but Teacher Shuimu has a lot of emotions, Sun Wen! Liu Ailing! Wang Shuang! My most respected, beloved, and passionate Chinese women’s football players, our gender was not born well! Otherwise, our wallets are bulging, there is no pressure to play football, why should we be exhausted in training, winning or losing is purely Buddhist, public funds travel, four major trucks, and a team dedicated to delivering furniture, the competition is a pleasure! Why didn't the Football Association think of such a magical trick like men dressing up as women? Otherwise, the Chinese team would have been among the top eight teams in the World Cup. Now it seems that only if Wang Shuang replaces Wu Lei in the front line of the Chinese team, with Liu Ailing as the head coach and Sun Wen as the chairman of the Football Association, can Chinese football theoretically have hope of salvation. There is not much time left for Chinese football...

< p> At that time, the legendary star of the Dutch team Bergkamp was afraid of airplanes, so he drove and carried a bag to participate in various top international competitions and achieved good results. Brazilian legendary star Romario needs to drink well, arrange women well, and score goals every game. Cristiano Ronaldo, a five-time World Footballer of the Year, pays out of his own pocket to facilitate travel for the Portuguese national team. They should be grateful that they did not become members of the great men's national team. Otherwise, if the three of them appeared on the field against the Japanese national team, Bergkamp would not only be afraid of airplanes, but also afraid of playing football. The boot ended his career directly. Romario was carrying a wine bottle and stopped kicking the ball. He had to blow the heads of several Japanese national team players. We couldn't afford to lose that person! I, Ronaldo, directly asked all the players of the men's national football team to stand in the penalty area and defend. Don't come out. He dribbled the ball alone to defeat the entire Japanese national team. Under extremely unfavorable circumstances when the national football team fell behind by two goals, he headed the ball in the 95th minute. A decisive victory, a 3-2 victory, leaving us with the seeds to advance.

The more I write, the angrier I get, the more I write, the angrier I get, and the more I write, the more outrageous I become. Old fans must know what Mr. Mizuki wrote and what its connotation is. My stomach hurts because of gas again. I need to take medicine. I can’t stop taking it! Old Comrade Chen Maoyuan, you are getting older. Remember, like Teacher Shuimu, pay more attention to your health, lose your temper less, and don’t stop taking medicine! Four three-ton buses carry luggage and are specially used to transport furniture teams. The winning prize is 6 million. They play against Vietnam, a third-rate player in Asia. Fans and friends, from now on, we are all Vietnamese fans. See you there on the first day of the new year. !

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