Lose weight, shut up and spread your legs.

Shut up and take your legs (up) 1. Might as well go to the gym to lose weight. Most people who choose the former are lazy fat people, and the laziest way to lose weight is just the practice of fat people after all.

2. Stick to it no matter how hard it is! No excuses!

One second I was talking about losing weight, and the next I ate it. This is lovely, but if it keeps like this, I believe it is a defect of will.

I have a desire to lose weight after every meal.

5. See how handsome the person you want to pick up is.

6. Keeping beautiful is a woman's lifelong career.

7. I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.

8. You idiot, you fat bastard, wake up! You can't compare this with that until you lose weight!

9. Losing weight is simple, just get used to being hungry. There are no fat people in the concentration camp.

10. How dare you be fat if you are ugly?

1 1. Fat people have no future (money)! No matter how capable and kind, he is just a good fat man.

12. Losing weight has always been considered extremely difficult. To tell the truth, it was painful to lose weight at first, but it became easier to find a method that suits you.

13. Prove your ability: Can you lose weight and what can't you do?

14. In fact, losing weight means eating less and exercising more. Choose a way that you believe in yourself. Stick to it and it will work. It's no use doubting from the beginning.

15. If women are not cruel to themselves, men will be cruel to women.

16. My father expressed his views on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

17. Losing weight has many advantages: it will help you form normal eating habits every day, don't eat too much, and exercising every day is good for your health. So you can have fun, not only lose weight but also increase your life span.

18. No amount of handsome guys can stop me from losing weight. If I don't lose weight, I won't get your heart.

19. I am sweating like a pig, and a pack of snacks is weak.

20. Just like watching a boy who likes himself be taken away by a girl who hates himself?

Keep your mouth shut and open your legs (part two)

2 1. How can you be so shameless and eat?

22. Sentences that motivate people to lose weight

23. Women with weight figures have no future! Only be hard on yourself!

God gave me a heart to lose weight, but not a mouth to lose weight.

25. Think of the sisters who support you at school!

It's not that I don't want to lose weight, I'm just afraid of rebounding.

27. Every woman who fails to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been fat for many years.

28. Enjoy your mouth for a while and your hips will be fat for a lifetime.

29. Don't grin when taking pictures! I dare not wear light pants, do I? This is the biggest sorrow of the fat man! Do you know why those thin people are thinner than you? Because when trying to persuade you to eat more and take care of your health, she made excuses to try not to eat! Even if you eat it, it is vegetarian, symbolic! Can't help it! He's thin! Small belly! Do not restrain yourself, envy others for a lifetime!

30. Actually, I will lose weight. I just gained weight for a while and had a good time.

3 1. Losing weight is to prove that you are actually excellent!

32. A man who deserves to like himself can only be someone else's.

Don't lose weight, ugliness is not the fault of meat at all!

34. The fat on your body is the punishment for losing weight every time you say it next time.

35. No matter your age, beauty is necessary to lose weight. There is no excuse. If you can fatten yourself up, you will definitely lose weight. You should know how picky this society is about women ~ ~ ~ Be thin ~ Don't think too much!

36. Tired heart is the cruelest way to lose weight.

Overeating is a shameful act and a waste of national food. Think of those who are starving!

38. After the local tyrant lost weight successfully, everyone called him Hao.

39. Eat? Are you qualified to eat? How dare you eat? Don't you feel disgusting? Do you want to save face? Do you still want to surprise those who look down on you?

40. How can a person who can't control his own weight control his own life? .

Keep your mouth shut and open your legs (3)

4 1. Think about beautiful clothes. Artie, what size do you wear? It's not shameful. You have to cut it down! ! ! ! ! !

42. The key to losing weight is hunger. Exercise is the most useless, at most it is an aid, but you can't lose weight through exercise.

The most important thing is to eat a banana every day for three weeks. So you see, bear it! Others can. Why can't you?

I just like to stuff my thick legs into my fat pants every day?

45. If you don't lose weight today, you will be sad tomorrow!

You should cheer yourself up and prove to yourself and some people that even if you used to be fat, you will lose weight and become beautiful one day.

47. Your boyfriend won't want you no matter how fat you are! Think of him calling you fat and cute! It's true that you are just in good health! You have no brain or anything! Your boyfriend wants170 cm 200 j. Don't you look cute?

49. If a girl can't control her weight, how can she control her life!

50. In order to put on fresh shorts and vest!

5 1. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, or my life will be incomplete.

52. Fat man, you deserve to be laughed at. No man wants you!

53. I hate people who look like bamboo poles and insist on telling me that they are fat. I want to lose weight. Why did you lose it? ! !

54. Success is natural, and there must be failure before success. However, as long as we can overcome difficulties and make unremitting efforts, then success is just around the corner.

55. When your desire for perfect figure is far greater than your desire for food, you can successfully lose weight. You can't reduce it because your desire for beauty is not strong enough.

56. Man, you say I'm fat, I lose weight, you say I'm ugly, I have plastic surgery, you say I'm poor, I earn, and when I'm thin, beautiful and rich, do you think I'll choose again?

57. When I am hungry, I think, "Yeah! Fat is burning! "

No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat from now on. Drink water and sleep when you are hungry.

59. People who can't control their mouths should not make a fuss about losing weight! Serve you right! Fat man!

60. People have lost weight, waist and thighs. Why do we have to start with brain cells?

Start losing weight and motivate your copywriter to talk about it.

Start to lose weight and motivate yourself. Let's talk about the first one.

1. The bad thing is that you just fantasize about losing weight, not trying!

2. Although photoshop can be used, it is very troublesome to archive every photo after PS.

The word "lose weight" is quite distracting when you want to participate.

In fact, losing weight means eating less and exercising more. Choose the method you believe in, stick to it, and it will be effective. It's no use doubting from the beginning.

It's not that we don't want to lose weight, but that the enemy is too strong.

What needs to lose weight most is not your body, but your desire.

7. Every woman who fails to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been ineffective for many years.

8. Why treat yourself badly in order to lose weight?

9. Look at how well the beautiful women live. Why?

10. Don't just dream about losing weight without trying.

1 1. God gave me a heart to lose weight, but not a mouth to lose weight.

12. Do you just like people pointing at your ugly figure?

13. Don't always talk about losing weight. I think my sister was only five and a half pounds when she was the thinnest!

14. Girls are always losing weight unless they meet boys they like.

15. I have a negative attitude towards losing weight. Can I be disqualified as a fat man?

16. I have heard of many ways to lose weight, but I have gained weight all my life.

17. Do you know why those thin people are thinner than you? Because when trying to persuade you to eat something to take care of your health, she made an excuse to try not to eat! ! ! Even if you eat it, it is vegetarian, symbolic! ! ! Can't help it! He's thin! Small belly! ! ! If you don't fucking restrain yourself, you will envy others for life! ! !

18. If you can't control your mouth, don't make a fuss about losing weight. Isn't this pure nausea?

19. I'm not fat, I'm just thin.

20. The cat said to the tiger, Look at you. You are older than me, but no one likes you. Look at me every day and let people hold you. How nice! Lose weight quickly. Tiger: Anyway, I am also the king of the forest, and you have to be in my charge.

Start to lose weight and motivate yourself. Let's talk about the second one.

2 1. We are obese, obese with overnutrition. Eating less won't hurt!

22. Losing weight has always been considered as extremely difficult. To tell the truth, it was painful to lose weight at first, but it became easier to find a method that suits you.

23. A man worthy of liking himself can only be someone else's.

24. Treat all delicious food as poison, and resolutely don't look, take or eat.

25. It is useless to wear anything when you are thin and fat.

26. Is it like watching a boy you like be taken away by a girl you hate?

27. Don't just embellish your life. In interpersonal communication, we should always lose weight and detoxify, so that we can easily take the road of the future.

28. In your most painful time, there are birds singing happily outside the window; When you are happiest, someone is suffering from illness and struggling with death.

29.-"Girl, I like the way you are fleshy. Shall we stop losing weight? "

30. Black and fat, two words, life is ruined.

3 1. Fat people have no future. No matter how beautiful your heart is, you are also a kind-hearted fat man! !

32. Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no money! No matter how capable and kind, he is just a good fat man.

33. For the sake of emotional brothers and sisters, you should have self-control.

34. Tired heart is the cruelest way to lose weight.

35. The fat man is shouting, and the thin man is doing such a thing.

36. A woman who loves to eat! Eat more acridine and eat less. What can you do? Will you die? How long has it been since I ate? Have I ever lost you since I was a child? How did this happen? Shameless, eat, look at your fat face, what qualifications to eat! Fat bitch!

37. Fat man is a kind-hearted fat man even if his heart is beautiful, and that shameful title will never be removed.

38. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.

39. If you tell me that you can't stand hunger and ask me what to do, I can only say that you should not lose weight.

40. Fat people have no future (money)! No matter how capable and kind, he is just a good fat man.

Start to lose weight and motivate yourself. Let's talk about the third rule.

4 1. Look at how well the beautiful women live. Why? The beauty is beautiful and natural, and can pick up more than 100 cars at a time.

42. Do you know how people get through seeing others lose weight?

43. The word "losing weight" only means scaring meat.

44. People who want to lose weight but have no willpower and like to eat are hopeless.

45. Don't you want others to say that you are beautiful, do you sing well ... and add the attribute of chubby to all your advantages?

46. Stick to it no matter how hard it is! No excuses!

47. Look at the thin man clamoring to lose weight, the top students complaining that they failed the exam again, the local tyrants frowning and crying, and the goddess showing off in Weibo.

48. Persistence is victory!

49. No matter your age, beauty is necessary to lose weight, and there is no excuse. If you can fatten yourself up, you will definitely lose weight. You should know how picky this society is about women ~ ~ ~ Be thin ~ Don't think too much!

50. I just like to stuff my thick legs into my fat pants every day?

5 1. Isn't this pure nausea! Serve you right! Fat man!

52. For the tall thing of losing weight, wait until you are full and then study it well.

53. Think of people who used to laugh at you for being fat.

54. Do you often feel that you have eaten unconsciously for another month, and then you begin to regret it! So have you ever thought that if I eat less and exercise more this month, will I lose weight? We always complain about the hard work of losing weight, but in fact, correct our mentality and bite our teeth, and a few months have passed!

55. Everyone should remember that losing weight affects the understanding of work, and it is precisely because you are fat that you live a better life. We should constantly enrich ourselves! We can't be good-hearted fat people! We want to be beautiful women with full hearts!

56. Losing weight is the second most important thing in life, and the first important thing is delicious and delicious.

57. Hold on and don't eat. How dare you eat when you are so fat!

58. Everything is a vegetable health treasure, and the diet is diverse and can be adjusted. Cabbage diuresis and detoxification, cucumber weight loss is effective, leek is warm and appetizing, eating loofah in summer can clear the pulse, celery can lower blood pressure. I wish you good health and a happy summer.

59. Only when the desire for a good figure is greater than the desire for disappointment can we lose weight successfully.

60. If you tell me that you can't stand hunger and ask me what to do, I can only say that you should not lose weight.

Humorous copywriting suitable for gaining weight and encouraging losing weight

Humorous copywriting is suitable for gaining weight and encouraging losing weight.

1. Not just for clothes, not just for food, not just for love.

Many people are asking me how to lose weight. In fact, there is no shortcut to lose weight, only exercise and dieting. This is my secret book.

What can I do if I control my appetite and eat less? Will you die? They have money to eat, you fat bastard. When you don't lose weight, you have to starve. If you don't embarrass yourself, others will embarrass you!

No matter your age, beauty is a must, and there is no excuse to lose weight. If you can fatten yourself up, you will lose weight. Women in their thirties should be smarter than girls in their twenties. You should know that this society is very picky about women and must be thin. Don't think too much!

You see the thin man clamoring for losing weight, the top students complaining that they failed the exam again, the local tyrants frowning and crying, and the goddess showing off in the Weibo.

6. Do you know why no one likes you? Because you are fat!

7. Hungry or ugly? I want to be thin! Be beautiful!

8. I have heard of many ways to lose weight, but I have gained weight all my life.

9. I will wear a sleeveless mini skirt next summer, next summer, next summer. I won't be depressed when I take pictures, and I won't be in a dilemma whether to go to the class reunion or not.

10. The saddest thing is that my figure is thin and my face is full. Is there wood?

1 1. The best age, but it's a pity that you are fat.

12. Why is it so difficult to lose weight? Because there are many things that are difficult to lose weight.

13. People have lost weight, waist and thighs. Why do we have to start with brain cells?

14. Fat people have no future (money)! No matter how capable and kind, he is just a good fat man.

15. Fat man without boyfriend! Why don't you have a boyfriend? Who wants you like this? Men from the Appearance Association are everywhere now! Look at the fat on your thighs! The muscles of the calf! Are you a frog or a clam? Look at your fat arms! Why don't you be a sumo wrestler?

16. Everyone should remember that losing weight affects the understanding of work, and it is precisely because you are fat that you want a better life. We should constantly enrich ourselves! We can't be good-hearted fat people! We want to be beautiful women with full hearts!

17. Do you often feel that you have eaten unconsciously for another month, and then you begin to regret it! So have you ever thought that if I eat less and exercise more this month, will I lose weight? We always complain about the hard work of losing weight, but in fact, correct our mentality and bite our teeth, and a few months have passed!

18. When it comes to wanting to participate, the word "losing weight" is quite distracting.

19. Why do you like eating so much? Are you kissing meat or something?

20. Eat? Are you qualified to eat? How dare you eat? Don't you feel disgusting? Do you want to save face? Do you still want to surprise some people who look down on you?

Humorous copywriting is suitable for gaining weight and encouraging weight loss. Part II

2 1. Sometimes being busy is not a bad thing, it can make us realize that our days are full and forget all our troubles and unhappiness.

22. Don't grin when taking pictures! I dare not wear light pants, do I? This is the biggest sorrow of the fat man! Do you know why those thin people are thinner than you? Because when trying to persuade you to eat more and take care of your health, she made excuses to try not to eat! Even if you eat it, it is vegetarian, symbolic! Can't help it! He's thin! Small belly! Do not restrain yourself, envy others for a lifetime!

23. Hold on and don't eat. How dare you eat when you are so fat!

24. People who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

25. The beauty of the soul is more important than the external beauty, but isn't it better to have the best of both worlds?

26. I sweat today because I ate too much rice before.

27. Losing weight has not been successful, and comrades still need to work hard.

28. The key to losing weight is hunger. Exercise is the most useless, at most it is an aid, but you can't lose weight through exercise.

29. Happiness is to find someone who makes you desperately want to lose weight for him, but that person always pats your head and says, eat more and don't be hungry.

For a person weighing 200 kg, the urgent task is not to lose weight, but to find a person weighing 205 kg standing in front of him.

3 1. Losing weight has many advantages: it will help you form normal eating habits every day, don't eat too much, and exercise every day is good for your health. So you can have fun, not only lose weight but also increase your life span.

I always tell myself that eating too much will kill me. But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

33. Other women can lose weight. Why not? Are you an idiot? Should you be born a fat pig?

34. One white covers three ugliness, and one fat destroys everything.

35. We women all want beautiful women. Now being fat affects our beauty. Earn it back while we are still young, and God will repay you in the future! I have been trying to lose weight for six years. Prove that I really can't let go. Since I can't put it down, I'll finish it at one go.

36. Never underestimate the charm of a fat girl after losing weight!

37. Give someone: Remember to cover the quilt when it is still cold; Give it to someone: eat well and don't lose too much weight; No matter how busy you are at work, you should give people a rest and don't stay up late; Give someone: don't eat cold instant noodles; Give it to sb.

38. God gave me a heart to lose weight, but not a mouth to lose weight.

39. Go to hell. I don't want to be cute or good.

40. Everything is a vegetable health treasure, and the diet is changeable by you. Cabbage diuresis and detoxification, cucumber weight loss is effective, leek is warm and appetizing, eating loofah in summer can clear the pulse, celery can lower blood pressure. I wish you good health and a happy summer.

Humorous copywriting is suitable for gaining weight and encouraging weight loss. Part III

4 1. Want to prove to others, where is your ambition?

42. The cat said to the tiger, Look at you. You are older than me, but no one likes you. Look at me every day and let people hold you. How nice! Lose weight quickly. Tiger: Anyway, I am also the king of the forest, and you have to be in my charge.

43. Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its temper.

44. Don't just think about how thin you are and don't work hard.

No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat from now on. Drink water and sleep when you are hungry.

46. You idiot, you fat bastard, wake up! You can't compare this with that until you lose weight!

47. For the sake of emotional brothers and sisters, you should have more self-control.

48. Don't just dream about losing weight without trying.

49. Don't expect to lose weight. Bajie walked a hundred and eight thousand miles, but he was thin and vegetarian.

50. The fat man is shouting, and the thin man is doing such a thing.

5 1. Don't buy new clothes until you lose weight! Don't do your hair before you lose weight! You will always be a fat, dusty man in an old suit!

In fact, losing weight means eating less and exercising more. Choose the method you believe in, stick to it, and it will be effective. It's no use doubting from the beginning.

53. Big S means eating a banana every day for a week. So you see, just bear it. Why can't anyone else do it except you?

54. Beauty despises us fat people! We deserve it. Who told others to have perseverance? If others can keep their mouths shut, they have the right to laugh. If we don't want to be laughed at, we should stick to ourselves!

55. What's the use of being thinner? Listen to others say, "Wow! You are so beautiful! ! ! It's so beautiful.

56. Every time I have a full meal, I have a desire to lose weight.

If you can't control your mouth, don't make a fuss about losing weight. Isn't this pure nausea?

58. How can a person who can't control his own weight control his own life? .

59. Once upon a time, there was a fat man who heard that yoga could lose weight, and it was worth it. Two months later, he became a soft fat man.

60. One second I was talking about losing weight, and the next I was eating. This is lovely, but if it keeps like this, I believe it is a defect of will.

Sentences that encourage you to lose weight

Copywriting to Encourage You to Lose Weight (Part I)

1. I'm determined to turn over a new leaf and change my beauty.

2. Think of you before picking pumpkins; Before I ate the turkey, I thought of your body odor. Thanksgiving is coming, are you still the same as before? May I ask: Sample, did you lose weight successfully?

3. Women with weight figures have no future! Only be hard on yourself!

4. Why treat yourself badly in order to lose weight?

People who can't control their mouths should not make a fuss about losing weight!

6. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

7. Beauty despises us fat people! We deserve it. Who told others to have perseverance? If others can keep their mouths shut, they have the right to laugh. If we don't want to be laughed at, we should stick to ourselves!

8. Fat guy who just got dumped by her boyfriend! Wow, ha ha ha ha ha! You finally got dumped! Your boyfriend is a dung-making machine that only eats and pulls. You want to dump him too! Still overeating in pain? ! Then wait for the next man to dump you.

9. Losing weight is not so easy. Every piece of meat has its temper.

10. You have always been a dirty fat man who wears gas clothes!

1 1. I have a learning heart, but I have a failed life; I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods. Horizontal criticism: I can't help myself.

12. Actually, I will lose weight. I just want to gain weight for a while.

13. Garfield and Robot Cat are just cartoon characters, and we live in reality.

14. Give someone: Remember to cover the quilt when it is still cold; Give it to someone: eat well and don't lose too much weight; No matter how busy you are at work, you should give people a rest and don't stay up late; Give someone: don't eat cold instant noodles; Give it to sb.

15. Losing weight has many advantages: it will help you form normal eating habits every day, don't eat too much, and exercising every day is good for your health. So you can have fun, not only lose weight but also increase your life span.

16. People who say I don't need to lose weight are bad people.

17. When you can't persist, think of the name of your rival in love.

18. Be patient.

19. What's the use of losing weight? Don't listen to others' insincere words. You seem to have lost weight

20. Fat man without a boyfriend! Why don't you have a boyfriend? Who wants you like this? Men from the Appearance Association are everywhere now! Look at the fat on your thighs! The muscles of the calf! Are you a frog or a clam? Look at your fat arms! Why don't you be a sumo wrestler?

Copywriting to Encourage You to Lose Weight (Part II)

2 1. People who can't control their mouths don't argue to lose weight! Isn't this purely disgusting! Serve you right! Fat man! You deserve it. People like you can only cry when they see those beautiful clothes of XS! Summer is coming! Don't bother to wear a skirt with elephant legs! Aren't you afraid that someone will quietly marvel at your courage behind your back?

22. Think about the supercilious look of the service girl in the mall.

23. Your boyfriend won't want you no matter how fat you are! Think of him calling you fat and cute! It's true that you are just in good health! You have no brain or anything! Your boyfriend wants170 cm 200 j. Don't you look cute?

24. How can a person who can't control his own weight control his own life? .

25. No matter how thin you are, as long as you don't control the rebound, you will be absolutely successful!

26. If you want to have other people's capital, you can eat it! ! !

27. If you don't try to lose weight, it depends on how handsome the person you want to pick up is.

28. I want to lose weight Brave roses have no way out without eating or drinking.

29. Actually, losing weight means eating less and exercising more. Choose a way that you believe in yourself. Stick to it and it will work. It's no use doubting from the beginning.

30. Being fat is not a crime, but God is jealous that you will be too perfect if you lose weight.

3 1. I x, if I don't lose weight, I'm dead!

32. Although eating is easy, it is not appropriate to lose weight, and you should eat and cherish it.

33. After the local tyrant lost weight successfully, everyone called him Hao.

34. Are you qualified to eat? How dare you eat? Don't you feel disgusting? Do you want to save face? Do you still want to surprise some people who look down on you?

35. You must pay for being thin! If you can't stand hunger, it's basically hard for you to lose weight-if you're afraid of too much pain, don't start. If there's no good way, just endure it. Don't ask me how to endure it, just don't eat it!

A friend told me that she would come to see me after she lost weight, and I was very nervous. Perhaps this is the most tactful farewell.

37. Everyone who is not paralyzed should move! ! ! !

38. Beauty despises us fat people! We deserve it! Who told others to have perseverance? If others can keep silent, they will have the right to laugh. We don't want to be laughed at, just stick to it!

39. When I am hungry, I think, "Yeah! Fat is burning! "

40. A man who deserves to like himself can only be someone else's.

Copywriting to encourage you to lose weight (Chapter III)

4 1. Losing weight has not been successful, and comrades still need to work hard.

42. Sometimes, it's really hard to choose between losing weight and not losing weight.

43. Losing weight is a very simple thing, that is, eating less and exercising more. Don't make it too complicated, it's not good for your health, or it will cause psychological problems, but it will bring more trouble.

44. Think about the way others look at the extinction of dinosaurs.

45. Many people are asking me how to lose weight. In fact, there is no shortcut to lose weight, only exercise and dieting. This is my secret book.

46. Beautiful women are beautiful and natural, and can pick up more than 100 cars at a time.

47. How can you be so shameless and eat?

48. Homework, please lose weight quickly.

49. Although photoshop can be used, it is very troublesome to archive every photo after PS.

50. My father commented on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

5 1. Losing weight is my lifelong career!

52. One second I was talking about losing weight, and the next I was eating. This is lovely, but if it keeps like this, I believe it is a defect of will.

53. I like my shadow in the sunset. It makes me tall and thin.

54. Be sure to push yourself! Can't die!

55. You should cheer yourself up and prove to yourself and some idiots that even if you were fat before, you will lose weight and become beautiful one day!

56. Think of people who used to laugh at you for being fat.

57. Hungry or ugly? I want to be thin! Be beautiful!

58. When your desire for perfect figure is far greater than your desire for food, you can successfully lose weight. You can't reduce it because your desire for beauty is not strong enough.

It's not that we don't want to lose weight, but that the enemy is too strong.

60. Good morning, everyone. The weather in Beijing is very good today, and I am in a good mood, because I have lost weight successfully. I lost weight 1 1 kg. This is a picture before I lost weight, and this is a picture after I lost weight.

Everyone needs positive energy when they encounter setbacks. I hope the above-mentioned "shut up and spread your legs" will help you. Welcome to read more "lose weight positive energy quotations"!