Ask for funny weather forecast lines

This is one: Good evening, audience friends. Let's pay attention to the weather together. At 6 o'clock this afternoon, the Central Meteorological Observatory issued an orange warning of cold wave. From tonight to the day after tomorrow, due to the influence of strong cold air, there will be 5 ~ 7 winds in western and central Inner Mongolia to Hubei, Anhui and Jiangsu, and there may be sand-blowing weather in western Inner Mongolia and northern Ningxia. Under the action of the north wind, the temperature in these areas will generally drop by 8 to 12 degrees, and the temperature in the central and western Inner Mongolia will drop by 8 to 12 degrees. The cooling range in northwestern Shaanxi, northwestern Shanxi and northwestern Hebei will reach 14 to 16 degrees, and the temperature in these areas will not rise significantly after severe cooling, which means that North China is likely to enter a cold winter period in the next three or four days. This cold air will not only create strong winds and cool down, but also bring large-scale snowfall to North China. To this end, the Central Meteorological Observatory also issued an orange warning of blizzard. From tonight to tomorrow, there may be heavy snow in Wulanchabu, Inner Mongolia, northeastern Shanxi, north-central Hebei, Beijing, Tianjin and other places, and there may even be heavy snow in some places. After the snowfall, the snow thickness in these places will reach 5 to 10 cm. Tomorrow, the rainfall in the south will decrease. For example, there will be light to moderate rain in eastern Guangdong, southern Fujian and some places in Taiwan Province Province during the day. However, after the rain is sent away, many places in the south need to be alert to the intrusion of fog, especially in southern Yunnan, Chongqing and surrounding areas, and northeastern Jiangnan. It is likely to be foggy from tonight to tomorrow morning, and the visibility is less than 1000 meters. The snowfall in North China will gradually subside the day after tomorrow, but in Yantai and Weihai, Shandong Province. Moreover, from tomorrow night to the day after tomorrow, there will be 9 northeast winds and gusts 10 ~ 1 1 in the Bohai Sea and the northern Yellow Sea. Ok, let's pay attention to the city forecast together! Your content depends on the situation, just insert it and modify it smoothly.