Help find a cross talk

Traffic Safety Crosstalk Script ——————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————— Roadshow

Author: Maxine Lin

Think of a poem! )

A: 000!

B: 000!

A&B: Bow on the stage!

Answer: (Turn on the fan as a mirror, look in the mirror, appreciate yourself and show admiration from time to time)

B: (I can't watch it anymore) Why? Are you a narcissist?

Seriously, what do you think of me?

B: What about you?

A: ㄟ

What does it look like?

A: That's right!

Let me see! (Looking back and forth at one, a handsome person) You! It looks like ... (think of it, the first one is not good, the content depends on the characteristics of the performer)

A: Bah! How do you talk?

Why do you ask this question?

A: I didn't realize that I was cute and charming until today. Even the policewoman in charge of traffic can't escape my charm.

What do you mean?

Do you know that I just bought a new wolf 125?

I know!

I woke up this morning, and the weather was fine. I feel refreshed. I rode my new wolf 125 on the street. When I came to the intersection of Wufeng Road and Zhongshan Road, I saw the green light. It's now or never. When I started to turn left with full throttle, the policewoman directing traffic actually made a V-shaped gesture to me with a faint smile. ...

B: Oh!

A: I paused, quickly braked and looked around. Is there anyone else? Maybe I read it wrong!

B: Oh!

A: I was just about to step on the gas pedal and continue riding when the beautiful policewoman made another V-shaped gesture to me. ...

What about you?

A: I think, since people appreciate me so much, I can't be too stranger! So, I tried my best to suck milk and put on the cutest posture. (Put your hand on your temple and pretend to be cute)

B: Ew! (vomiting)