Classic quotations of humorous eloquence

Classic quotations of humorous eloquence

Release date: February 6, 2020 16: 53: 25/Jia

1, I'm left with eight honors and right with eight disgraces, representing the harmony between the waist and the chest. People stop killing, and Buddha stops killing Buddha!

2, otaku otaku standard: take the computer as the center in bed and take the items with the arm length as the radius.

3, people are so strange, too old mobile phones, too old clothes, too old cars, too old houses, just don't feel old.

4, don't fail, I want to; If I don't study, I want what I want. You can't have your cake and eat it, so I'm leaving.

5. "Friendship comes first, competition comes second", for example, when a wedding is held, the bride and groom always hold hands.

6, single for a long time, the resentment of society is too deep, boiled jiaozi saw two stuck together and was forced to separate.

7, you are not only greedy, you see that the money has been opened, you can't call it open, it is simply in full bloom.

8. "Do you agree?" "About!" Such a beautiful dialogue was actually used by the math teacher to decompose factors.

9. You planted a girlfriend in the back hill in spring, and you are cuckolded everywhere in autumn!

10, you are more than greedy. When you see that all the money is made public, it can't be called public. It's just blooming.

1 1, I said, how can I thank you? Let me marry you! He said, "How can I bite the hand that feeds me?

12, summer is coming and the weather is hot. A group of SB flies north, forming an s word for a while and a b word for a while.

13, the smoke cage was filled with cold water and sand, and finally the toilet exploded and killed 5 people. Galen did not forget to kill the spring, and a dozen blue medicines bombed the enemy's house.

14, is it sad to walk in tea? Not sad! What's really sad is that people cheated my teacup away when they left.

15, my current state: stupid, scum, funny, no money, no looks, no height, no date.

16, people who are not afraid of death are not born, so don't pretend to be TM!

17, if you can't put a wedding dress on your woman, don't stop you from unbuttoning her clothes!

18, there was once a woman who wanted to transform me. As a result, she only dismantled my parts and never put them on me again.

19, in fact, I have always been very popular: I was liked by everyone when I was a child, and now I am a bitch.

20. Yes, playing dumb is one of my great pleasures. If you think it's true, I'll pretend to be you.

2 1, the carousel is the most cruel game in the world, chasing each other, but always separated by a sad distance.

Only when something big happens in your life, such as birth, illness, death and illness, will you know that the previous sadness is nonsense!

23. I don't like sleeping with only one woman many times, but I like sleeping with many women only once.

24. I once had a pair of wings, but I didn't use them to soar in the sky, but put them in a pot to stew soup.

25, brushing trilogy: squeeze toothpaste-pour a glass of water-brush your teeth carefully-rinse your mouth-swallow-delicious.

26. Online is also for you, and invisibility is also for you. Online is afraid that you can't find it, and invisibility is afraid of obstructing your eyes.

27. You think I'm introverted because I don't like to talk. Actually, I don't like talking because I think you are a ...