Humor about hot weather

Second, it won't break in this heat, and its wings have melted; Mosquitoes don't bite people, only cold water pipes; Regan Noodles does not need to cook; Can't buy raw eggs; Clothes can be worn after washing; There is no need to ignite the car when it starts.

I once threatened that I would rather die of heat than be frozen into a dog at the low temperature of zero. It was not until I was heated into a dog today that I realized that a beautiful promise was too young.

It's not naivety that beats me, but naivety. I didn't realize until today that "stay still and calm" is by no means a curse. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

Five, starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!

6. In this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!

Seven, the weather is as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into buns.

Tie Guai Li: What medicine is sold in this gourd? It's all wind oil, and anyone who puts it on feels good.

Nine, the current weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles!

Ten, it won't break in this heat, and its wings have melted!

Eleven, the burning sun tore the skin of the earth.

12. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

Thirteen, this hot day makes people want to run naked.

Fourteen, the high temperature in summer let me thoroughly understand the greatness of that famous saying-let the storm come more violently!

Fifteen, the weather is hot and irritable, and it is always annoying to see sudden heavy rain. When you look in the mirror, you will be annoyed.

Sixteen, starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!

Seventeen, mix a cold dish and eat it quickly, otherwise it will become spicy!

Lying in bed is braising in soy sauce, adding a mat is teppanyaki, steaming after getting out of bed, barbecuing when going out, boiling in the swimming pool, frying on the way back, and returning home!

Nineteen, junior, the score came out. As for choosing a school, 985,211are all nonsense, and air conditioning in the dormitory is king. As for choosing a major, teachers with fewer classes are more likely to find jobs. Gauguin's bullshit. Your major is living in a new dormitory in the new campus. No air conditioner, no electric fan, and power failure at night means giving you a teacher from a world-class university to study international abuses. You have no great future. Don't be silly, you have no future, you will die of heat halfway.

Twenty, in the circle of friends, we usually bask in bags, travel, cosmetics, food, famous brands, selfies ... I just want to say silently, "Come out and bask in the sun if you have the ability!"

Twenty-one, the weather is too hot, buy a basket of eggs and go home and become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt!

22. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

Twenty-three, it is not shameful to show love these days. The most shameful thing is to show the air conditioner. ...

Twenty-four, the high temperature in summer made me thoroughly understand the greatness of that famous saying-let the storm come more violently!

Hello, Grandpa Sun, on behalf of all mankind, please don't make the summer vacation so hot!

It's so hot that people want to go streaking.

27. It is gratifying that under the influence of continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain touching industry has fallen into the stage of complete bankruptcy. It is said that a guy wanted to touch porcelain and immediately jumped up and ran faster than a rabbit.

Twenty-eight, special note: Hou Yi can't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please get ready for the summer vacation.

20 19 funny. Talking about hot weather (52 articles)

I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan.

Thirty, go out for 5 minutes and sweat for 2 hours. I'm just a handful of cumin from the barbecue.

3 1. I've been thinking that if I kidnap the principal, tie him to the bed in the school dormitory and give him a small fan to see how long he can live. ...

Thirty-two, I found a dollar on the side of the road and immediately gave it to the police uncle. The police uncle roared: "Guawazi, do you want to burn me?"

Thirty-three, you say, don't dress so conservatively on such a hot day!

Recently, people all over the country are mourning for a guy named Hot. No one has seen him, but everyone knows it's spicy!

When the electric fan became a hair dryer, I felt that life was meaningless.

Thirty-six, in this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!

Thirty-seven, the hot summer is unbearable. Let me teach you a strange way to cool off the heat: at noon, the sun is in the sky, and you can exercise hard in the open space without shelter. Once you get heatstroke, you can cool off the heat. This is called fighting poison with poison, and fighting heat with heat.

Thirty-eight, who can't take part in accidental amusement, who can't pretend to be pure and B, you treat me like a bully.

I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan.

Forty, once upon a time there was a child who went to school in Chongqing. When he was lying in bed, he was so hot.

Forty-one, I went out shopping and saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know anyone.

Tie Guai Li: What medicine is sold in this gourd? It's all wind oil, and anyone who puts it on feels good.

Forty-three, if this heat continues, it will break and its wings will melt; Mosquitoes don't bite people, only cold water pipes; Regan Noodles does not need to cook; Can't buy raw eggs; Clothes can be worn after washing; There is no need to ignite the car when it starts.

44. Air conditioning gives me life.

At forty-five, a friend had an operation, and the doctor asked if it was general anesthesia or semi-anesthesia. The friend replied that it should be slightly spicy.

46. Our cornfield is almost a popcorn field.

47. Your mother and I fell into the water at the same time. Save your mother first, save your mother first, and let me cool off in the water.

48. I have been thinking that if I kidnap the headmaster, tie him to the bed in the school dormitory and give him a small fan to see how long he can live. ...

Forty-nine, you are not artificial leather, you are genuine leather!

Fifty, in this weather, all the people who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.

5 1. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

Fifty-two, go out shopping and see the streets are full of acquaintances, but I don't know anyone.