Full text of nanny dog's conspiracy

Lvhu park

The weather on this day: it is windy in the morning and afternoon.

The cloud dispersed, revealing another cloud.

The white and cold sun.

In fact, people who have seen Ma Xiaotiao's "Naughty Boy" series should have some impression on me. Didn't Ma Xiaotiao have a cousin named Zhenzi Du? I am her beloved cat. If there is anything special about me compared with other cats, it is that I can laugh-I am naturally fond of laughing, so people call me "laughing cat".

People always look at me curiously. They think that only people can laugh, how can animals laugh? Strange! Zhenzi Du's mother said I was a cat monster. She doesn't like me very much and often thinks about sending me away or kicking me out of the house. Fortunately, Zhenzi Du's attitude is firm: if I go, she will go, and she will travel around the world with me. I really want to travel around the world and have a good look at the world. But I can't. Zhenzi Du has to go to school. So, don't say I have the cheek to stay, I am reluctant to part with Zhenzi Du.

We cats also have self-esteem, and we also have the same feelings as people, even richer feelings than people. I don't want to stay in that house for a minute when Zhenzi Du is not at home. I don't like to see her mother's bitter expression on me.

Every morning, I always go downstairs with Zhenzi Du. She goes to school and I go to the park.

In the elevator room, I held two paws on my chest and prayed secretly: Never meet the "earth limits the sky"!

The red light is flashing. It's on the first floor. The elevator door opened with a clash, and I was faced with a face of a Beijing Ba dog: double eyelids, a flat nose and a mouthful of "heaven". The "ground" here refers to the lower teeth of this Jingba dog, and the "sky" refers to her upper teeth. We all have upper teeth and lower teeth, but this Jingba dog has lower teeth and upper teeth, so she looks silly and funny.

This Jingba dog is a bitch, and the hostess gave it a foreign name "Maria", which is too sweet. I just like to call her "Dibaotian". That's the only name.

As soon as Yasuda saw me, he rolled towards me like a ball. We meet every day, but every time she sees me, it seems like a reunion after a long separation, and she is extremely surprised and excited. She always looks like she doesn't know where to start with a thousand words.

Baotian tried to hug me, but I dodged it cleverly. I can't get used to the sweet garlic smell in her mouth. Her hostess eats sweet garlic three times a day, so sweet garlic is on her table all year round. Slowly, Yasuda also developed the habit of eating sweet garlic.

Baotian never takes the elevator. Kill her. She doesn't take the elevator. I live on the eighteenth floor and she lives on the eleventh floor. She always runs downstairs and waits for me at the elevator door on the first floor every day.

The park we are going to is a free park, which means we can enter without buying a ticket. There are no doors or walls in this park. It is very big, with mountains and lakes. Of course, mountains are artificial rockeries and lakes are artificial lakes, but they have all gone through hundreds of years. This rockery is covered with trees and grass. The lake is as green as jade, and all kinds of fish swim in the aquatic plants in the lake. This lake is called Cuihu. This is called Cuihu Park. People think that Cuihu Park is just their paradise, but in fact they are in the light and we are in the dark. Cuihu Park is also a paradise for our animals.

Baotian runs around me. Her legs are short and hairy, like a rolling ball. I try not to see her. When I looked at her, I smiled.

"Laughing cat, aren't you happy?" Everything was watching me all the way. "You haven't laughed today!" "

Because I am a cat who loves to laugh, do I have to laugh?

"Laughing cat, do you know that there is a super admirer of yours in this world?"

I know I am outstanding, but I really don't know that there is another admirer of mine in this world, and he is super good.

I don't know, do I? Baotian jumped in front of me and stood in my way. "Your biggest admirer is me!" "

Looking at the sky, I smiled.

"Ah, you finally smiled! You know what I admire about you? I worship that you can laugh. I have always had an unspeakable request. Alas, I still can't say it now. "

Although I don't like the sweet garlic smell in Baotian's mouth, she is my companion after all, and we go to the park together every day. We can say that we are friends.

"You just say it. Don't mention it to me. "

"Really? Then I will say! " Baotian approached me, and I smelled the sweet garlic in her mouth again. "Can you teach me to laugh?"

"Laughter still needs to be taught?" I said, "smile happily. Laughter is a kind of mood. For example, when I am happy, I laugh; When I am angry, I laugh wildly; When I am helpless, I smile bitterly; When I am angry, I smile; Laugh when you don't like it. "

When it comes to laughter, I talk a lot.

Baotian interrupted me: "I just can't laugh, so I respect you." You teach me! "

I finally understand why Yasuda is waiting for me at the elevator door on the first floor every day.

I promised to teach her to laugh.

"I'll teach you the simplest smile-smile. Don't open your mouth too wide, just open it a little. "

I showed Yasuda a standard smile.

"I will! I will! "

The land can't wait. It's okay that she doesn't laugh, but when she smiles, her face turns into a grimace.

From morning to afternoon, Baotian kept pestering me and learning how to laugh from me. From lake to mountain, and from mountain to lake, Yasuda not only didn't learn to laugh, but his face became more and more like a grimace.

In the sky, the white sun suddenly disappeared, but several pink clouds lit up on the horizon. Isn't this the sunset glow? Will there be a sunset glow in winter? I hope tomorrow's sun is not so cold as today's white sun, but a warm red sun.

At night, Cuihu Park is very quiet, and I begin to miss Zhenzi Du. She should be home from school by this time, and I have to go back to accompany her.

Why are big dogs afraid of small dogs?

The weather the next day: It was a sunny day.

But the wind is blowing. The wind blew into the glass.

On the glass window, there was a rustling sound.

Today is the weekend.

Zhenzi Du called under the covers: "I'm going to your house today. Do you have anything good to entertain me? You must be good to me! "

I knew from her tone that she was calling Ma Xiaotiao.

Ma Xiaotiao is the son of Zhenzi Du's menstruation, only three months older than Zhenzi Du. This cousin is a pair of bitter rivals. Ma Xiaotiao is not afraid of Zhenzi Du, but he is afraid of me, afraid that I will laugh at him. Actually, I'm Malik. He is a very interesting boy. But who told me I was a loyal cat? I had to defend Zhenzi Du when they quarreled.

Contradiction, this is the contradiction of emotion!

Don't think that only people's emotions are full of contradictions. In fact, our cat's emotions are also full of contradictions.

I followed Zhenzi Du to Ma Xiaotiao's house. The door is opened by Ma Xiaotiao's father, Mr. Ma Tianxiao. He is a humorous person. Everything humorous is wise. Have a good impression on humorous people, dogs and humorous cats.

Zhenzi Du is particularly fond of Ma Xiaotiao's mother. What annoys her most is: Why isn't Ma Xiaotiao's mother her mother! Ma Xiaotiao's mother is a beauty. I like beautiful women, although this beautiful woman always keeps me at a respectful distance from others and never dares to approach me. I know she listened to her sister, Zhenzi Du's mother. Zhenzi Du's mother always said I was a cat monster. However, I can still feel the kindness of Ma Xiaotiao's mother. When she looks at me, her eyes are so gentle.

All in all, I like this family.

Ma Xiaotiao is not at home. His mother said he went to the supermarket to buy me cherry tomatoes. Cherry tomatoes, also called cherry tomatoes, are my favorite food. This food is delicious and beautiful. It is pure red, bright red, rich in vitamin C, which makes you clear-headed, but eating too much will lead to diarrhea. Last time Ma Xiaotiao gave me too much to eat, I had diarrhea, so I had to watch my mouth. Self-control is also a quality that a good cat should have.

Ma Xiaotiao came back with a bag of cherry tomatoes. He didn't even look at Zhenzi Du and ran straight to me.

Ma Xiaotiao, what did you buy me? "Zhenzi Du stopped Ma Xiaotiao.

"Why should I give it to you?" Ma Xiaotiao still doesn't look at Zhenzi Du. "You are not a cat."

"Ma Xiaotiao, am I not as good as a cat in your mind?"

Zhenzi Du feels so good about herself. Doesn't she feel that in Ma Xiaotiao's heart, she is not as good as me? Supposedly, I should be happy, but my happiness can't be based on Komori's pain.

So, I began to sneer at Ma Xiaotiao. The way I sneer must be terrible: my eyes are shining with cold green light and my left ear is moving. Ma Xiaotiao's cherry tomatoes were scattered all over the floor, and he took a step back.

I will accept it as soon as possible. Besides, I don't really hate Ma Xiaotiao.

I went to eat the cherry tomatoes scattered on the floor. This time I was very temperate and only ate six.

After lunch, Zhenzi Du and I will go to Cuihu Park for a race. Every weekend, we have a game. Ma Xiaotiao said he would go, too.

"Ask the cat!" Zhenzi Du pointed at me. "If the cat agrees to go, you will go."

I know what Zhenzi Du thinks. She wanted Ma Xiaotiao to compete with us, so I smiled when Ma Xiaotiao asked me.

On weekends, there are more tourists in Cuihu Park than usual. I am familiar with the terrain here and know that there is a forest vagina behind the rockery. It's winter. Although there is not a green leaf on the willow branches on both sides of the road, we are here to race, not to see the scenery.

After three rounds, I was first, Ma Xiaotiao was second and Zhenzi Du was third. If it was just me and Zhenzi Du, I wouldn't let her lose so badly, at least give her a chance to win.

We are not the only ones competing here. There is also a purebred sheepdog and a purebred German dachshund. That sheepdog is the most beautiful dog I have ever seen. His running posture is beautiful, and his long blond hair flutters in the wind.

The dachshund who races with the shepherd knows that it can't outrun the shepherd because of its four short legs. Sure enough, the dachshund was left behind by the sheepdog. The dachshund simply stopped running. He just gave a cry, and the sheepdog turned around and obediently returned to him.

"Hey, the handsome guy won!"

A young lady who dyed her hair burgundy cheered with a ham sausage. She stuffed the whole ham sausage into the mouth of the shepherd named Shuai. At that time, I saw two groups of jealousy in the eyes of dachshunds.

Miss redhead took out a ham sausage from her bag and patted the handsome boy's ass: "Let's compete again."

Handsome and excited to run away. Dachshund, stay where you are. He yelled at the fleeing handsome, and the handsome boy ran back.

"run! Why don't you run? " Miss redhead pushes the handsome boy forward. "You won the game, and this ham sausage is yours!" "

The handsome guy didn't seem to hear the hostess's words. He snuggled up to the dachshund. In fact, he is much bigger and taller than a dachshund. He stands with dachshund, who is not as tall as his legs.

Two dogs, one big and one small, firmly attracted Ma Xiaotiao. Ma Xiaotiao is always more interested in animals than in people.

He immediately leaned down and asked, "Why are big dogs afraid of puppies?"

Zhenzi Du also asked, "Why do big dogs listen to small dogs?"

"To say big dogs and puppies, dachshunds are big dogs and sheepdogs are puppies. Because dachshunds are much older than sheepdogs. " The red-haired lady said, "Do you know? This dachshund is the nanny dog of this shepherd dog. "

"What is a nanny dog?" Ma Xiaotiao and Zhenzi Du both stared curiously.

Don't say that Ma Xiaotiao and Zhenzi Du don't know, even I, an animal kingdom, have heard of it for the first time. Miss redhead said that when the newborn sheepdog came to her house, the dachshund was already an adult dog. To be exact, it was dachshunds who raised sheepdogs.

At this time, the dachshund looked gloomy and frowned. His forehead has bulged into two bulging bags under his eyes, and he looks like a melancholy old man. There is a kind of disgust, jealousy and deep resentment in his eyes when he looks at the handsome boy, but the handsome boy is still so attached and obedient to him.

I have a bad feeling in my heart.

A cat that can tell a fortune.

Weather on the third day: Today is sunny. The sunshine in winter is more precious to our cat than gold.

Zhenzi Du was still having breakfast, so I went out.

In the elevator, I thought: I left so early today, so I shouldn't meet Yasuda again, should I?

As soon as the elevator door opens, it is a warm hug from the ground.

I can't stand the strong smell of sweet garlic.

"Can I gargle after eating sweet garlic every day?"

Baotian opened his mouth and took a few breaths. "Is it bad?" Why can't I smell it? "

I quickly turned my head to one side.

I asked Baotian, "How did you know that I went out so early today?"

Baotian looked up at the sky and said, "The sun is out. I know you cats like basking in the sun best. "

I told Baotian that I went to the park so early today because I met two dogs yesterday-a handsome shepherd and his nanny dog. I hope to see them again today. Of course, I also told her my bad feeling.

"Mao Ge, do you think anything will happen to Shuai Shuai and his nanny dog?"

"As for what will happen, I can't say." I said, "It's just that the nanny dog has strange eyes. I always feel that something will happen. "

"Mao Ge, if you say something will happen, it will happen." Close to me, a pair of curry favor with the appearance of, "you forget? You can tell a fortune. "

"Who said I could tell a fortune?"

"You forgot, I didn't forget." Baotian shook his head and tail. "Once again, we just met a chubby flower cat, and you said she would be short-lived. Sure enough, she died in a few days; Another time, I went to the suburbs with you, and we saw a pig suffering from anorexia. Seeing that he is so ill, you said he would live a long life. Sure enough, the pig who was in a pigsty with him at that time had already been sent to the slaughterhouse for slaughter. Until now, this pig is still alive; And ... "

"Stop it! Stop! "

Baotian's memory is so good that if she is allowed to speak frankly, he can't finish talking for three days and nights. Actually, I can't tell fortune either. I just believe that everything in the world has a cause and a result. For example, the fat cat mentioned by Baotian just now died because she was so greedy that she took almost everything and even dared to eat food with rat poison. Another example is the long-lived pig, which has no meat and can't enter the slaughterhouse at all. It can live as long as it wants.

"Mao Ge, you count my life, ok?"

Character determines fate. Bao Tian's life should be good, because she has a good personality and often says something to make everyone happy, so people, cats and dogs are easily satisfied. Satisfied, you will be happy. Happiness is a quality of life. Life is good because the quality of life is good.

Of course, this theory that "character determines fate" means nothing to her, even if she tells a simple-minded Beijing dog like Bao Tian.

"I want to count your life today!" I am mystified. "This morning, all your cat and dog friends will be cold to you." In the afternoon, it will be better. "

When I arrived at the park, I saw those cats and dogs. It was like a reunion after a long separation. I rushed to hug them enthusiastically. But the dog and the cat cleverly dodged and were really cold to her.

"How did this happen?" Bet a face of innocence, "I didn't offend them, how can they treat me like this? So heartless! "

Poor Baotian, she doesn't know that all this is caused by the smell of garlic in her mouth.

"Mao Ge, I really admire you. Your life is really accurate! "

Baotian and I walked along the shore of Cuihu Lake, looking for the sheepdog and his nanny dog.

The golden sunshine shines on the surface of the green lake, like a layer of shiny broken gold.

The winter sun shines on me, warm and comfortable! I really want to lie on that big stone warmed by the sun and have a good sleep. But I can't. I have been thinking about those two dogs.

I looked everywhere in the park, but there was no sign of the two dogs.

"Mao Ge, do you know where those two dogs live?"

"It's near this park." I still remember that the owners of two dogs, the young lady with red hair, seemed to say this to Zhenzi Du yesterday.

"If they live nearby, we will definitely meet them."

Baotian is right. Dogs living near this park will come here to play and walk.

In the afternoon, dogs and cats in the park came to visit Baotian.

Baotian worshipped me again: "You said they wouldn't be so cold to me in the afternoon. How accurate the calculation is! Mao Ge, your ancestor must have been a fairy cat. "

Simple-minded Bao Tian didn't know that in the afternoon, dogs and cats came to play with her because the garlic smell in her mouth was not so strong.

According to causal logic, that's how I tell my fortune.

Handsome nanny dog

Another day's weather: the sky is gloomy like a bitter face. In such a sky, the mood will definitely be a little depressed.

Today, I finally met the beautiful shepherd boy and his nanny dog-a dachshund that looks like an old man. In the past few days, Yasuda and I have been looking for them.

In such bad weather today, Cuihu Park is also very cold and lifeless. There are few tourists in the park.

"I'm so scared!" Baotian shrank her neck. "Mao Ge, let's go home!"

"What are you afraid of?"

Sometimes, the sky is really annoying.

"It's just you and me in the park ... let's go to your house to see Tom and Jerry. I think you are much smarter than that stupid cat in the cartoon. "

I tried my best, I'm sorry!