Daily life of Aries man and his twin children (1)

? It is rare to meet a sunny weekend, and I am in a good mood. After breakfast, I asked L to take me to the nearby Tiezai Mountain Park, which I have never been to before. One hundred thousand people don't want to, and it's no use letting me coquetry and search. I spit out a sentence angrily, "Let Gord sail with me, hum. . . "

? Just as I put on my shoes and went out with my backpack, he also put on his heels and came out. . . . .

? "The park is partial and there are few people. How can I trust you to go alone?"

? Well, what a domineering excuse, hahahahahaha.

two

? Many boys with girlfriends around us will announce it to the public in the circle of friends for the first time, and from the time we realized that we were in love to getting the certificate, L has never been publicly exposed in the circle of friends. Even though we have been to many places together, it is the first time to get a marriage certificate.

? If you tell him, how can I be so easily deceived by you? Instead, he quibbled, how could I be so easily deceived by you? ..... I don't know who can't stand it. ......

? ... let me cry for a while ... I just want to be quiet. .......

L there is a group of friends called three keys. When Avengers 4 was released, he sent movie tickets to the group. Xiao Ming asked, with whom?

? "And my wife" watched him type those words seriously, and I was surprised as if I had discovered a new continent.

Men in man show ... Gee! ......

Feelings that once made me doubt. ...

This wonderful flower sleeping with me is a strange monster, and he always can't get what's in his head. . . Egg Pain

three

? It's getting hot, and I want to make taro balls for my own dessert, so that summer will be refreshing. I didn't expect to buy less cassava flour, so I asked L to go out and buy it.

? A few minutes later, I got a call and asked which one it was. I made an order for scratch music, especially powder. Who knows, I actually bought one back, and I immediately flew into a rage.

"It's too far. I didn't go to the market. I bought it in the store and I broke it. " I watched him make up for his mistakes like a child who made mistakes. He poured the powder into a bowl and ground it a little. He was so patient that I couldn't help laughing. I can go to the market twice while grinding noodles. One-track-minded straight men sometimes really want to slap themselves ...

four

One night, L and I came back from a walk hand in hand. Suddenly, he received a phone call from Xiaoming. Xiaoming met a blind date. The real person is very different from the photo. He wants to let go and ask L for advice. I asked him to try to get to know it better. . .

? In front of me, take me as an example I didn't like my wife for the first time. She is black, short and fat. . . Ten thousand words are omitted here. . . I found that the three views were consistent and I got along very comfortably. ...

I gnashed my teeth with anger. If I hadn't said something nice to hear later, it would have been another forest grab. . .

five

On weekends, we usually stay at home during the day. The living room is his territory, and the bedroom is my territory. After eating and drinking enough, we will dominate our respective territories.

Usually watch videos or write. As long as I don't move for a long time, I will shout "honey, what are you doing?" When I answered him, he said angrily, I didn't call you. .....

"Then who did you talk to?"

"I told the air."

Zazie Hoko

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Sometimes when I am practicing the piano, he bothers me when he is bored, and presses the keyboard indiscriminately, which affects my listening. The more I blame him, the more presumptuous he becomes, and then he becomes a flirt, knowing that I am ticklish and deliberately scratching everywhere.

Oh, my god, I'm blind to find such a bully? .......

six

Once, when we came back from the outside together, I put my hand on my shoulder and sighed seriously. Why did I choose a wife as tall as shit ... and so stupid? ...

So what? From head to toe, concentration is the most important thing. ...

seven

On the weekend, I made an appointment to go to the gym at 7 pm and didn't go out at 7: 30. I am addicted to playing games and can't move. In a rage, I went by myself. I didn't expect to see him send me a message shortly after I arrived in the park. People have already arrived in the park. ...

? What?

eight

? A few days after returning to my hometown, I asked him if he was used to life without me.

? Not accustomed to

? why

? Nobody washes clothes.

? roll

nine

? I have gained a lot of weight, so I should do more exercise. When I go back to my hometown, I insist on walking every day and send him sports pictures. I wanted to get some praise, but I didn't expect it, but I was scolded, refused to listen, and went everywhere. There are few pedestrians on the mountain road, so it is dangerous to live in a girl's house. ......

ten

I have been back to my hometown for more than a week. Even if there is video and voice every night, I miss L, I want to see him and I want to eat his cooking. One night, I sent him a WeChat.

? Are you sleeping?

? Waiting for you to sleep

? Aha ... Not good.

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