Cantonese translation,

I corrected every typo for you. None upstairs has my correct and comprehensive answer!

I swear ~

It should be:

Hey, actually, I report the weather every day before I go out.

Here, I will definitely watch the weather forecast before going out every day. This sentence should be that one person asks another person to take an umbrella. Because it may rain or something)

Scare, don't worry.

Let's see if we need an umbrella.

I hope you sound like a date.

You said it would be nice to fall in love like this.

You'd better let me know in advance

I wish someone had told me beforehand.

Fruit is true, fruit is true.

Translation: It's true this time, and it's ok this time.

Learn from you,

Well, in the pistachio series,

Jump, jump, jump,

Just jump.

(The sentence is not fluent)

Translation: Learn from you? When you are unhappy, you jump around so that you can jump over.

Nanren shuka

This is a man.

I really want someone to help me (smoke) my bones.

I just want someone to rub my back.

When I talked about it, he didn't answer easily.

He'd better not talk back when I'm talking.

Well, by jumping up and down,

Everyone around you will jump out.

If you jump around like this, will the people next to you jump out?