Funny copywriting with hot weather in friends circle.

1. Hou Yi couldn't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please get ready for the summer vacation.

The high temperature in summer made me fully understand the greatness of that famous saying-let the storm come more violently!

3. The moral exercise fell all over the floor and evaporated immediately.

If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.

It took an hour to make up and opened the door without makeup.

6. I've been thinking about it. If you kidnap the principal, tie him to the bed in the school dormitory and give him a small fan to see how long he can live. ...

7. If I die of a fever in Beijing, my brothers remember to collect the body. Thank you very much. There must be air conditioning in the coffin.

8. Don't ask me how old I am. Just ask me how mature I am!

9. The worst summer in the history of unscrupulous spit! Little buddy, are you greasy? 10. Are my shoes still stuck on the asphalt?

1 1. I can finally take a sauna for free.

12. Now I find that "stay where you are" is really not a curse. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

13. I saw a dollar on the road today. I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up, for fear of burning myself!

14. Now everyone who is looking for a partner is interested in seeing constellations. No matter whether it is cold or hot, they will always seek Aquarius to quench their thirst.

15. Too big is not good. The sun is just above my head. I am more masculine than anyone now.

16. The table was too hot for mosquitoes, and it burned to death.

Seventeen. A person dies, and this person is called "hot".

18. Mahjong got burnt as soon as it came on stage. ...

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Five minutes, two hours of sweat.

20. In this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue, and there is only a garlic between me and scallops!

2 1. Choosing a university doesn't care if it's the key. There is no air conditioning anyway!

22. Nu Wa said she regretted it. Why didn't she cover the sun the last time she mended the sky?

23. I'm going out to eat at noon. It must be the difference between life and death!

I can't stand this naivety. I have to change the blast furnace into an ice cream machine.

Twenty-five If it gets so hot, it won't break its wings. When the wings melt, mosquitoes don't bite, but only cold water pipes. Regan Noodles does not need to cook; Can't buy raw eggs; Clothes can be worn after washing; There is no need to ignite the car when it starts.

26. Air conditioners are sold in Beijing.

Erhuan bought a house.

27. Nezha: hot wheels treads on the steam wheel in cold weather and the wind wheel in hot weather.

Twenty-eight The beggars who knelt and wrote chalk and pretended to be sick all left.

29. Tianmu: I think it's better to change the flat peach banquet into a water-splashing festival to let everyone cool off.

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10. Lying on the mat feels like iron beef tenderloin.

Thirty-one. A child was kicked out of the car just now, and a group of people applauded. Why? Then Xiong Haizi sang "It is enough to sow one by one, and many low suns will grow ... every corner of the world is extremely bright".

Thirty-two My friend ran away from the customer and sent a qq complaint to me. Listening to my distress, I immediately got up and took two steps to call him: "Are you hot? I'm standing next to the air conditioner now. Listen, this is. "

The sound of a cold wind of 20 degrees. "

33. Hou Yi. Your mother asked you to come out and shoot the sun!

34. It's like flying into the sky side by side with the sun. Every cell needs air conditioning!

35. Principal, open the door, you have the ability to open the door! Don't hide in there and make no noise. I know your room has air conditioning! Open the door, open the door, open the door, open the door