Humor of traffic jam at kindergarten intersection

Humor of traffic jam at kindergarten intersection: talking about friends circle-1. May Day holiday is coming, are you still alone? It's not people, it's dogs!

The May Day holiday is coming. I bought a globe. The world is so big that I can not only look around, but also walk around.

The horn sounded and the fog lights flashed red. The driver's heart is burning. He just hopes it will clear up.

Staying at home is the greatest contribution to the long vacation. It is not difficult to be a traffic policeman, cleaner, insurance company and gasoline resource, and it is even more difficult to be a toll collector who issues cards at high speed without charge.

I only had one day off during the holiday, but I was caught in a traffic jam. The so-called traffic jam is: the Daoshan test is just around the corner, but you can't get into the Daoshan tunnel.

6. Is it bitter? Urban roads are blocked every day!

7. Drive away, block the dog at high speed, and the road is cold in cold weather. It's all for the Chinese New Year, so we can't take the expressway.

8. Congestion, if only there were fewer private cars, so the road wouldn't be blocked. If private cars can queue up politely, traffic will not be blocked. If everyone doesn't crowd, we will go home soon, and anxious friends won't be upset by traffic jams. Let's have fewer private cars.

9. The college entrance examination will be held tomorrow. Candidates, I hope there will be no traffic jam on your way to the examination room. I hope you can play normally. I hope you can have the same examination room as people you know.

10. It took two and a half hours to walk less than one kilometer, and it hasn't arrived yet … This is a memorable day in the history of traffic jams …

1 1. Go, Spring Festival travel rush craze, or I will lose! ?

12.？ You can call your family, friends and even customers in traffic jams. The longer the traffic jam, the deeper the emotional communication. Some people have gained a long-lost affection, some people have negotiated a big business, and some people have also gained love ... Traffic jams have really promoted the feelings between people ...

13. Apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait cry and don't live in cars at home. ?

14. Traffic jam on the road is also a kind of travel. ?

15. At this time of the day, passing cars seem to be having a party together, and they don't want to leave for a long time. ?

Humor of traffic jam at kindergarten intersection on circle of friends II 16. The traffic around the city is almost circular.

17.23. A girl was caught in a traffic jam in expressway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get on. Later, she put a plastic bag on her head and went to the roadside to solve it.

18. The traffic jam is great. Just get off and have a meal.

19. People always say that they will wait for her/him in fate. I waited for 20 years, but I didn't say anything. Is Tema lost or stuck in a traffic jam? Say something.

20. Every time there is a traffic jam, I am calm. It's no use worrying. Might as well listen to music.

2 1. traffic jam ... Yesterday, expressway became a sea of cars. Moreover, there is a social topic behind the traffic jam: civilized travel starts with me.

22. The house leaks when it rains all night, and there is always a big traffic jam during the New Year.

23.？ A line of egrets went to heaven, and Lao Tzu was squeezed in the middle; Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's blocked at the toll booth. She also hid half of her face behind her guitar so that we couldn't see it, and forgot to bring instant noodles in the car; Since God has given talents, let it go and be hired! , did not move for five hours; Cold rain into the night, watching the sunrise on the highway; Apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait don't cry and don't live in cars at home. Yell when the road is rough, and walk the dog on the highway.

24. You can't go anywhere in the evening rush hour. The viaduct was blocked and the overpass stopped below. ?

25. If you drive or don't drive, the road will be blocked and you can't walk. ?

26. Before me, where were those lost times? Behind me, where are the future generations? Thinking of the traffic jam ahead, I shouted to drive myself.

27. I wish everyone who travels today is stuck in traffic so that you can't accompany me.

28.36. In "Tricky Bitch", I chose the time when the traffic jam was the easiest. Sure enough, god wants it. Sleeping in the car feels great.

29. The Spring Festival is coming, and it is another holiday with traffic jams when going out and going home, which is hard to be exploded.

30.？ Are eleven girls going out to expressway to join the traffic jam army, or lying at home, or surfing locally? Anyway, I'm stuck on the highway now.

Talk about the humorous circle of friends in traffic jams

The traffic jam on National Day is terrible. It is estimated that the three or four-hour drive will be extended to about eight hours. I feel sorry for myself who is still studying in expressway … I guess I can have breakfast when I get back ~ … I thought I was going to enroll in a university outside the province, but it's okay.

2. Traffic jam is very annoying. A bunch of annoying things get stuck in traffic jams and can only be alleviated by music. AC/DC will always be at the top of my song list. Turn up the volume and close the window. This moment is my own time.

We can't predict when there will be traffic jams, just as we can't predict when our lover will change his mind.

We can watch the sunset together. If it is blocked for a while, we can watch the sunrise together.

Everyone gets off and does morning exercises. There are also drivers walking their dogs on the highway.

On weekdays, it spits out smoke and traffic jams, but a first snow, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

7.？ The longest national day in history, the longest traffic jam!

8. I'm finally going home for the New Year, but I'm really afraid of this traffic jam. What I fear most now is traffic jam. This Du Jie process is too difficult.

9. expressway Auto Show, a luxury auto show with the most variety and the largest number of exhibitors.

10. The real quality of life is that you don't have to go out to endure traffic jams on holidays such as National Day. * * * with everyone.

1 1. Let's go, if you don't stop me, I will lose!

12. Unexpectedly, someone went home last month and will arrive this month.

13. It's really bad to be too far away from home. A seven-day holiday means going back and forth for two days. Considering the traffic jam, you may lose a day or two, but what can you do?

14. Alas, I got angry early in the morning. First there was a traffic jam in the city, and then the black-hearted freight forwarder maliciously overcharged me for forklift trucks. Then the customer insisted on ordering a product that I had explicitly told to stop production. That's enough.

15. It's just a traffic jam. There is really a traffic jam on this road!

16. In the morning, it's basically biscuits and flour, and that's it.

17. Going home for the New Year is a wonderful way to go home, but happiness is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams. ?

18. Come on, it's a blessing. It's a full-speed traffic jam.

19. Yell when the road is rough, and walk the dog in expressway.

20. Don't get stuck in traffic jams, smile and see the scenery in a different mood.

Humorous circle of friends in traffic jam: Part II: 2 1. I am a vagrant who is stuck in traffic jam for an hour on the expressway, and I am climbing to Jinan at a speed of ten miles.

22. Every time there is a traffic jam, I am calm. It's no use worrying. Might as well listen to music.

23.？ Since everyone realized that there would be traffic jams on the expressway during the festival, the traffic jam time has been advanced.

24. Since God has given talents, let them be used! Don't move for two hours.

25. Do you hate it? Car navigation doesn't work

26. The old driver told us a truth: when there is a traffic jam, the road on the right is the fastest; When it is clear, the throttle in the middle is the strongest.

27. alas! If you don't watch the weather forecast when you go out, there will be traffic jams and heavy rains on the expressway. When can I go home?

28. Chinese-style traffic jam, Tai 'an section of Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, three cars rear-ended, but the cars behind them missed each other, which caused the wrecker to be unable to enter the scene and was blocked for more than an hour.

29. Every time I go to school, it doesn't go well. Three cars collided and there was a big traffic jam on expressway.

30. Go out early and return late, cross an intersection for half an hour, and there are all kinds of traffic jams on the road. Is it worth wasting time?

3 1. The traffic jam made me doubt my life … The taxi driver took me to the exit again … I still couldn't find the entrance after four years, and I was really worried.

32. I took two boxes of high-grade moon cakes and drove out to give gifts. I was stuck in the middle of the road. I was so hungry that I ate moon cakes and found an exit to go home.

33. Under the dense drizzle, I am not afraid of smog or cloudy days. As long as you go out on the road, there will be traffic jams.

34. There is no way to go after heavy mountains and heavy waters. When you wake up, you still stand still.

35. I wish everyone who travels today is stuck in traffic so that you can't accompany me.

36. The traffic jam made me doubt my life … The taxi driver took me to the exit again … I'm really worried that I still can't find the entrance after the New Year.

37. There is still a traffic jam on the airport expressway at 2: 30 in the morning. I really want to vomit blood.

38. I can think of the most romantic thing about Chinese New Year, which is staying at home with you. Look at the traffic jams in the street.

39. It is difficult to get on the bridge, difficult to get off the bridge, and the overhead block is strict. It is difficult to get off the bridge, but it is difficult to get on it. Walk in the middle of the car. ?

40. The traffic jam is a car, not a time, and of course there are people.

Humorous sentences in traffic jams are said in a circle of friends.

Humorous sentences in traffic jams are told in the circle of friends (I) 1. Traffic jam, also called calories.

At this time of the day, the passing cars seem to be gathering together and unwilling to leave for a long time.

Are you stuck in traffic today?

4. On the way to work, the traffic in Wan Li is empty. Looking inside and outside the street, the car shop is like a turtle, and the driver is restless and motionless, always peeing at the red light. The traffic is so heavy that countless rich people get on the bus. Cherish Audi A6, as slow as a snail. Mercedes-Benz BMW, nowhere to get mad. A generation of Tianjiao, Lamborghini, watched the electric motorcycle catch up with the car in tears. I used to count bicycles and laugh while pedaling.

5. Before me, where were those lost times? Behind me, where are the future generations? Miss the traffic jam ahead and cry with the car.

6. Traffic jam, almost passed out by urine. Sum up the lesson: drink water in small sips, and don't drink too much at a time.

7. Do you think there will be serious traffic jams in heaven and hell at the end of the world?

8. This is a tragedy. We will go home soon. There is a traffic jam on the expressway.

9. 18. The traffic jam upset me, so I didn't move. I rolled down the window and blew, and the buddies in the car next to me saw me say hello. Hey, your beard is long and dense, quite handsome, and you stayed for a long time. I said not long. I just shaved before I went out.

10. The taillights are red everywhere, and the ears are full of harsh flutes. My heart has been worried for a long time, and my head is like thunder.

1 1. It's on the second ring road. Don't go to traffic jams in the future.

12. From the toll booth to the provincial highway, cars are blocked. Why not let them go for free?

13. There was a traffic jam in expressway last night, so I ran down to take pictures of the stars. ?

14. I have been stuck in the traffic jam for over an hour. That's great. How expensive it is to take a taxi in Beijing. You got me stuck in a traffic jam.

15. At the traffic lights ahead, put it into a pot and stick it. I waited for minutes, but I haven't got half a step.

Humorous sentences about traffic jams are sent to friends circle (2) 16. Traffic jam is busy, busy, idle, happy and healthy.

17. Wait for you at the next intersection. There is a traffic jam at this intersection.

18. Don't get stuck in traffic, smile and watch the scenery in a different mood. ?

19. Going home for the New Year, all kinds of traffic jams, traffic jams are not blocked!

20. When I got up in the morning, it was drizzling slightly. My wife asked me to drive to work and then sent her to work. I said angrily, "Why? I also mopped the floor, washed dishes and did all the housework. Why did you reward me in such a cruel way? -I'd rather break the washboard than drive to work! " Say that finish, ride away!

2 1. It rains all night and festivals are always blocked by cars.

22. Traffic jams are very annoying. A bunch of annoying things get stuck in traffic jams and can only be alleviated by music. AC/DC will always be at the top of my song list. Turn up the volume and close the window. This moment is my own time.

23. The lover is waiting for you. Think about whether you are stuck in a traffic jam or lost.

24. The century-old precipitation was once blocked.

25. Set out before the National Day traffic jam. I got on the highway at ten o'clock in the evening. At first glance, I think it's almost Jiangyin Bridge. I always do this when I go back to my parents' house. Looking forward to next year's high-speed rail. Leave the place that makes me tired and go back to see my dear friend. It's not excitement, it's more calm and release. I know there will always be someone by my side ~

26. Congestion, if only there were fewer private cars, so the road wouldn't be blocked. If private cars can queue up politely, traffic will not be blocked. If everyone doesn't crowd, we will go home soon, and anxious friends won't be upset by traffic jams. Let's have fewer private cars.

27. Who remembers the seven days of National Day, and the traffic jam was also happy.

28.？ Single girls can have blind dates on the highway today. Look at the property from the mode, look at the personality from the attitude, look at the renal function from the urine ... I can only help you here, don't thank me.

29.22. High-speed traffic jam. I shouted who was going to hit the glory of the king, but I laughed.

30. I can think of the most romantic thing about Chinese New Year, which is staying at home with you. Look at the traffic jams in the street.

Humorous copywriting in traffic jam circle of friends

Send a humorous copy to the circle of friends in traffic jam (I) 1. Go home, go home, when will it clear up?

2. An hour's journey, an hour's trek.

Get up early, drive out, and still haven't left your favorite city for hours.

It seems that my first National Day will be spent on the bus, and there are traffic jams every National Day, which is very Anhui.

I hope there will be no traffic jam on my way back to Xitang tomorrow, but according to the traffic jam on National Day in previous years, I seem to be dreaming.

6. If the road is blocked, it depends on the weather, and the weather is blocked.

7. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. Minutes, and clothes. Upset.

8. There was a serious traffic jam when I went home during the New Year. It's been blocked for more than three hours. There are teammates stuck in traffic all the way.

9.26. In the high-speed traffic jam ... four people in a car and three people playing mahjong on their mobile phones ... I ... can't. ...

10. Centennial precipitation, once and for all.

1 1. The taillights are red everywhere, and the ears are full of flutes. My heart has been worried for a long time, and my head is like thunder.

12. It's just a traffic jam. There is really a traffic jam on this road!

13. The traffic jam is great. Just get off and have a meal.

14. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the way home. ?

15. Although I am happy to go home for the New Year, the traffic jam is still very painful. At the moment, I am on the road, and the traffic is seriously blocked.

16. My daughter-in-law and I discussed where to play during the holiday. At this time, 18-year-old son said leisurely: Let's take sleeping bags, snacks, put on music, fill up the gasoline, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

17. When there is traffic jam, everyone shows their magic power, including fishing, walking the dog and going out for activities. I just sit in the car and enjoy one drama after another.

18. The traffic around the city is almost circular.

19. There are often traffic jams on the happy road because there are too many people on the road. ?

20. Every morning, there is a traffic jam in front of the ice crystal gate. It has always been said that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? It's annoying to go out every morning ...

Send a humorous copy to the circle of friends in traffic jam (2 1). Alas! If you don't watch the weather forecast when you go out, there will be traffic jams and heavy rains on the expressway. When can I go home?

22. Congestion, if only there were fewer private cars, so the road wouldn't be blocked. If private cars can queue up politely, traffic will not be blocked. If everyone doesn't crowd, we will go home soon, and anxious friends won't be upset by traffic jams. Let's have fewer private cars.

23. Some things have no choice, such as catching a cold, getting stuck in traffic, and falling in love with someone.

24. The college entrance examination will be held tomorrow. Candidates, I hope there will be no traffic jam on your way to the examination room. I hope you can play normally. I hope you can have the same examination room as people you know.

25.？ Once in a traffic jam, a beautiful woman smiled at me for half an hour-she was in a roadside advertisement.

26. The Japanese are already upset and caught in traffic jams.

27. Is it miserable? Shoes and mud trucks are trapped and nobody cares!

28. There are always some naive humans who think that when you press the horn a few times in traffic jams, the car will move!

29. There are 10,000 intersections and 8,000 roads every day.

30. There is still a traffic jam on the airport expressway at 2: 30 in the morning. I really want to vomit blood.

3 1. Since God has given talents, let them be used! Don't move for two hours.

32. Traffic jam, unhappy, in a bad mood. Who stands in the way knows.

33. Traffic jam, catching a bus, waiting for a bus, taking a long-distance bus and walking around with heavy boxes, emm, this is the last day of my holiday.

34. Afraid of the traffic jam on National Day, get up at 4: 30 to continue Lanzhou.

35. Chinese-style traffic jam, Tai 'an section of Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, three cars rear-ended, but the cars behind them missed each other, which caused the wrecker to be unable to enter the scene and was blocked for more than an hour.

36. On the Second Ring Road, don't go to traffic jams in the future.

37. Yo, yo, Chek, watch the traffic jam on National Day tomorrow.

38. The annual May Day holiday is coming! Quickly open a four-day tour of friends circle.

39. The traffic jam is a car, not a time, and of course there are people.

40.23. A girl was caught in a traffic jam on the expressway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag and tried to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get it out. Later, she put a plastic bag on her head and went to the roadside to solve it.