Qq April Fool's Greetings

Although April Fool's Day is a western festival, it is a good opportunity for people who like to play tricks on others. Below I bring qq April Fool's greetings, hoping to help you!

1, no matter where you are, as long as you smile at the sky and shout "I am a beauty" three times, I will appear in front of you.

I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer. Happy April Fool's Day!

3, a river spring water a Jiang Tao, a mountain is higher than a mountain. Send a message to the straw bag, the straw bag must take out his mobile phone, take out his mobile phone and look down, and find himself an idiot.

4. Your gentleness is like an angel coquetry, your beauty is like a stunning peacock, your thoughtfulness is like rheumatism cream on your heart, and your eyes are like lovely giant pandas!

I have been wanting to say three words to you for a long time, but as an ordinary friend, I'm afraid I can't even do it, but I can't help it. I still want to say: borrow some money!

6. Sunrise+Sunset = Moon in the morning and evening+Stars = Infinitely missed wind flowers+Snow Moon = Tender and sweet meteor+Heart words = Blessing you in Qian Qian+Charcoal = Delicious suckling pig.

7. Dear customer, hello: Due to rainy days, the system failed. In order not to affect your normal communication, please put your mobile phone into the water! Thank you for your cooperation!

8. Urgent notice: There will be a small earthquake from tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please wrap up the quilt tonight, put a toilet on your head and put a straw in your nose to sleep under the bed.

9. Your mobile phone is infected. If you want to kill the virus, you need to: take off your clothes, don't laugh, go outside and do 100 frog jump, still laugh, do it quickly, say you!

10, sorry! I accidentally sent "like you" to your mobile phone. If you accept it, please keep it. If not, please send it back to me. Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1. In the past, I only knew that pigs can hum when they can't talk. Later, when I met you, I realized that you can hum songs better than pigs. I'm talking about you, and you're still humming!

12, the protagonist of Father's Day is father's love; The protagonist of Mother's Day is maternal love; The protagonist of Children's Day is very cute; But the protagonist of April Fool's Day is U, and the director is me! Happy April Fool's Day!

13, teach you a happy spell; An Sizhu An Sizhu, An Sizhu, An Sizhun Bamboo, Congratulations on learning Shandong dialect; I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a stupid pig.

14. When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev Happy April Fool's Day!

15, the rain reminds me of you. How sad life is without you. It's my fault that I didn't cherish you that day. Who are you with now, dear?-An umbrella.

16, I'm glad that you were admitted to the uncivilized class of the department of barbarism of Niujing University in the United States. Please take your dementia and strange diseases to the American Museum of Dung, Titanic Road 9.

17, poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this short message. Now bacteria are striding through your body.

18, April Fool's Day is coming, cheat gold, cheat silver, cheat banknotes, report to the prison sooner or later, and don't commit crimes; Cheat love and hug, the sweetness is not authentic, don't go against your heart; Deceiving the puppy Doby bird, everyone sees it, don't be silly; Deceiving retarded Doby idiots. If you are angry, I will laugh. This is the best trick. This is the beauty of fools. They just stare at the message, knowing that they have been punished, and still look!

19, what should I do if I am hungry? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What should I do if I miss you? Look at the pigsty!

20, you push behind; Send two short messages, one annoying you and the other coaxing you. Unfortunately, I have no money now, so I have to bother you with text messages first! Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

2 1, urgent notice: a patient in a mental hospital in our city escaped and wandered the streets. Please be careful! Patient's characteristics: I like to read information with a fake mobile phone! Spell: psycho!

22. Let the stars become my eyes and care for you all night; Let the breeze turn into my smile and soothe your heart; Let all the beautiful things turn into my blessings and accompany you forever, forever!

23. Please press the button to enjoy the beautiful scenery ... No, the beauty has run away ... I said you ran away, you still pressed ... idiot, you still pressed ... Alas, it's really gone! I can only wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

24. It's late at night and the pig is crying sadly. Mother asked: Why are you crying? The pig said, I feel stupid. Mother comforted him: son, don't cry, the person reading this message is even more stupid than you!

25. I said: Every time I miss you, the star drops a tear. That's how the ocean was formed. You said: Every time you think about me, you fart. This is how the ozone layer is formed. Happy April Fool's Day!

26. Xiao Lv said to Mother Donkey: Mom, someone sent me a malicious message before April Fool's Day, and I can't come back? Donkey mother said: Don't be silly, the pig will come back. If it is a donkey, we won't come back. Happy April Fool's Day!

As soon as I entered the village yesterday, I saw a man chasing a fat pig with a glass in his hand. While chasing, he shouted: Run, run, want to cheat? If you are brothers, you have to drink this cup! On closer inspection, it turns out that this drunkard is you.

28. April Fool's Day is coming, so be careful to get caught. Beware of acquaintances when you go out, and the company beware of colleagues. Beauty should avoid discharge, friends should pay attention to enthusiasm, April Fool's Day should be lucky and happy, and every second should be happy!

29. I miss you as much as possible, just waiting for you to appear. I spent all my time just to fall in love with you. I racked my brains to write my love for you. Love or not? At the moment, I'm waiting for your call back! Happy April Fool's Day!

30. Actually. Oh, forget it, forget it; Hehe, does this sentence bother you very much? I'll give it to you for free Take advantage of today's April Fool's Day to tell people around him that he must not sleep at night.

3 1, April Fool's Day has arrived, and people who read it laughed by sending text messages and friendship lists. With a clear mind and a peaceful mind, success will accompany you. Brother Zhu, don't be silly. This message was sent incorrectly. Happy April Fool's Day, piggy.

32, you are fresh and refined, you have the best temperament, you are noble and elegant, you are beautiful and moving, you are in great shape, you are lovely, you are a flower that everyone loves to bloom, happy April Fool's Day!

33. Your quality is as strong as plum blossom, your personality is as subtle as glacier, you have convincing connotation, and you are cool, so we respectfully call you "Mei Chuan Inner Cool"! Happy April Fool's Day!

34. April Fool's Day is coming, you will meet acquaintances to avoid, bosses to be polite, friends to protect themselves, family to smile, and text messages ... The fox's tail is finally exposed, and you can't run away if you catch it!

35. People are really tired when they are alive! You must queue up when you get on the bus. Secret love is really painful. Eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and work is very tiring. You can't rob it. You have to pay taxes if you earn money, and you have to pay for sending messages to pigs.

36. Weather forecast of this city: It will cool down tonight, and the southwest wind will be five to six, which will blow money; The meteorological department reminds the public to keep warm when traveling at night and beware of catching a cold. Happy April Fool's Day!

37. You have high blood pressure, high blood lipid and low position. No speech at the conference, no speech at the meeting, prostatitis. The political achievements are not outstanding, the performance is not outstanding, and the lumbar disc is outstanding. Ha ha! Happy April Fool's Day!

38. A crow shouted, "Look, UFO!" Both the pig and the donkey looked up, and the crow smiled: "Haha, I was cheated. Today is April Fool's Day, or the monkey is clever, but you didn't watch it. Happy April Fool's Day! "

39. Fool's trick: Unpack the sandwich cake, carefully open two biscuits, take out the original sandwich, take out toothpaste and squeeze it into the cake, and then put it in an obvious place. Naturally, people will patronize and taste it.

40. You are so worth cherishing, but I have never cared. When your beautiful image suddenly disappeared in the turbulent sea of people, I suddenly found that I can't live without you. Salt. Wish you a happy April Fool's Day in advance!

4 1, I looked at your sexy body that day, twisted naked in front of my eyes and gently stroked your skin. I can't resist your temptation: boss, I want this fish! Happy April Fool's Day!

42. Hello, we are the Admissions Office of Fool College. After repeated investigations, we decided to accept you as a student in our college on April Fool's Day, with free tuition and all-inclusive accommodation. Your student number is 2222; The scientific name is: Fool Ichiro!

43. Baby Pig's love can be: You are extremely happy. Pigs are literate, well-educated and very popular. The first thing you know is that you make it clear, and if you believe it short, you will understand. When I saw it, it was a literary pig, and the pigs in my inner world were talking!

44. I've always wanted to find a festival for you to celebrate, but there is no suitable festival for you. You are over age on June 1 day, and March 8 has passed. It's okay now. Your festival is finally coming tomorrow. Happy April Fool's Day!

45, the time is really wonderful, because the sun ion is too strong recently, there will be no signal under the sun, don't panic, please hold your other hand high above your head to block the sun when you make a phone call! Remember, the higher the better!

46. I really miss you. I'll call you. Your smile, your shame, your kindness, last year today, you brought us laughter. Today is April Fool's Day, I won't fool you, I'll just watch. Happy April Fool's Day!

47. To commemorate the 20th18th anniversary of One Mountain in Gong Yu, the theme of April Fool's Day on 20th18th was determined as: Learn from Comrade Gong Yu. Forwarding and receiving this topic can improve the fool index and award the title of modern fool. Happy April Fool's Day!

48. Your plan passed and you became famous in CCTV. Your suggestion was adopted and you began to put it into action. Your order has arrived, and the Enterprise has come back to life. Or the boss will praise: a well-bred pig is just different!

49, April Fool's Day, be a fool to entertain yourself, entertain others and please yourself; I wish you stupid work, smart mind, stupid wealth, stupid life, happy life and stupid life!

I feel dizzy when I see you, because you have two brains, three eyes and four mouths. I want to fool you on April Fool's Day, but you have two brains, three eyes and a clever tongue with four mouths. I have no choice but to wish you a happy April Fool's Day!