Retelling the Outsmarting the Birthday Plan

Yang Zhi, after three generations of generals, was the grandson of Wu Jun Yang Linggong. He once took the martial arts examination and served as an envoy in the palace system. Because the emperor wanted to build Long Live Mountain, he was sent to escort Huashi Gang. Unexpectedly, his boat capsized in the Yellow River and he was trapped in Huashi Gang. He could not recover and had to flee to another place for refuge. Later, when he heard that the emperor had pardoned the criminals, he prepared a load of money and supplies and returned to Beijing for activities in an attempt to reinstate him. Passing by Liangshan Bo (who was the leader at the time, Wang Lun), he was allowed to join the group and refused to leave the grass behind. He returned to Tokyo (Kaifeng) and spent all his money on buying and selling. Not only was he unable to regain his original official position, but he was expelled from the palace by Captain Gao. When he was impoverished and had no means of life, he had to sell his ancestral sword. Unexpectedly, he killed Niu Er, a gangster from a low-income family, and was sent to Daming Mansion. He was appreciated by Liang Zhongshu, who stayed in Daming Mansion. In order to convince everyone, he was appointed as the envoy in charge of the army after a martial arts competition. On the Dragon Boat Festival, Liang Zhongshu and Mrs. Cai had a family banquet in the back hall. They discussed Cai Jing's birthday on June 15th (Liang Zhongshu's father-in-law was the master at that time). On June 15th, Cai Jing would send 100,000 gold and jewelry shells to Tokyo to celebrate his birthday. In view of last year's lesson that the birthday gift was robbed by a strongman before it was halfway delivered, it was decided to appoint Yang Zhi, who is highly skilled in martial arts and a confidant, to be responsible for escorting the birthday gift. And he made a wish: "If you send me the birthday card, I will have a way to praise you." Yang Zhi was very grateful for Liang Zhongshu's trust. He took the initiative to analyze the situation of "there are many thieves this year" and "the presence of strongmen along the way". He disagreed with Liang Zhongshu's "open force escort plan" and proposed countermeasures of pretending to be merchants, deceiving others, and secretly smuggling, which was highly praised by Liang Zhongshu. This excerpt of the text continues from here.

It is said that at that time, Gongsun Sheng was in the pavilion and told Chao Gai that the Beijing Birthday Guide was ill-gotten wealth, so why should he take it. I saw a man rushing in from outside. He grabbed Gongsun Sheng and said, "You are so bold! I already know everything we discussed." That man was Wu Xuexue, a wise man. Chao Gai said with a smile: "Professor, don't panic, please meet me." After the two of them recited their greetings, Wu Yong said: "I have heard for a long time in the rivers and lakes that people say that Yunlong Gongsun wins the Qing Dynasty. I didn't expect to meet here today!" Chao Gai said He said: "This scholar is the wise scholar Wu." Gongsun Sheng said: "I heard that many people in the world have said that Mr. Jia Liang is famous, but I didn't know that fate was found in Baozheng Village. It's just about protecting integrity, sparing money and being righteous. , All the heroes in the world will join us." Chao Gai said, "If there are a few more acquaintances inside, please go into the back hall to meet us."

The three of them entered. Met Liu Tang and San Ruan. Exactly:

More gold and silk hides troubles, and there is no hope of a gathering of heroes.

For a while, the heroes bullied the yellow house, and the light of Qisu moved the crape myrtle.

Everyone said: "Today's meeting is not accidental. We must ask Brother Baozheng to sit in front of us." Chao Gai said: "Young man Liang is a poor master, how dare you take advantage of him!" Wu Yong said: "Baozheng My brother is older, please sit down. "Chao Gai had to sit in the first place, Wu Yong took the second place, Gongsun Sheng took the third place, Liu Tang took the fourth place, and Ruan Xiaoer took the fourth place. Sitting in the fifth place, Ruan Xiaowu sat in the sixth place, and Ruan Xiaoqi sat in the seventh place. But then they gathered together to drink, reorganized the cups and plates, prepared wine and food, and everyone drank. Wu Yong said: "Baozheng dreamed that the Big Dipper fell on the ridge of the roof. Today, the seven of us gathered together to carry out a cause. Shouldn't the sky bow down to the elephant! This set of wealth can be easily obtained. As mentioned the day before yesterday, Brother Yang Liu went to find out where the journey was. Come on, it's late today. Please come early." Gongsun Sheng said, "There's no need to go there. I've already inquired about the way he came. It's just up Huangnigang Road." Chao Gai said. : "Ten miles east of Huangnigang, in a place called Anle Village, there was an idle man named Bairi Shu Bai Sheng. He also came to seek refuge with me. I helped him get through." Wu Yong said: "The white light on the Beidou should be here." People have their own use." Liu Tang said: "Huangnigang is far away here, where can we stay?" Wu Yong said: "This is the only place where we can live, and we also need to use Bai Sheng." Said: "Mr. Wu, we are still taking softly, but are we taking hard?" Wu Yong smiled and said: "I have arranged a trap, just depending on the situation when he comes, I will take it with strength, and I will take it with wisdom. I have A strategy, I wonder if it suits your needs? So,

So..." Chao Gai was overjoyed after hearing this, and said with his feet: "What a brilliant plan! It is not in vain to call you a wise man! You are indeed better than Zhuge Liang! What a good plan!" Wu Yong said: "Don't mention it again. As the saying goes: 'The walls must have ears, and there will be no one outside the window. There was a gathering in the small village; Mr. Wu still went to teach on his own; Mr. Gongsun and Liu Tang only stayed in our village. "They drank until late that day and went to their guest rooms to rest."

After getting up at five o'clock the next day, Chao Gai arranged for breakfast. Chao Gai took out thirty taels of silver and gave it to the three brothers of the Ruan family. by. Wu Yong said: "Friends' wishes cannot be hindered." San Ruan just received the silver. They were sent out of the village together, and Wu Yong whispered in his ear: "This and this, don't make any mistakes when the time comes." San Ruan said goodbye and went back to Shijie Village. Chao Gai kept Gongsun Sheng and Liu Tang in the village, and Wu Xuexue often came to discuss matters. Exactly:

Anyone who takes something from someone other than someone who has an official position is a thief, and someone who loses his surplus is a public thief.

The plan is to just wait and see, and laugh at the fact that his treasure is gone in such a hurry.

Let's stop talking, but say that Liang Taishu, a famous man in Beijing, bought 100,000 yuan to celebrate his birthday and had all the gifts ready. He chose a day to send someone to set off. When he sat down in the back hall the next day, he saw Mrs. Cai asking: " Mr. Liang Zhong wrote: "The gifts are all ready and we will use them tomorrow. It's just one thing that I'm still hesitating about."

Mrs. Cai said: "What are you hesitating about?" "Liang Zhong wrote: "Last year, I spent one hundred thousand guan to buy gold, jewelry, and shells and send them to Tokyo. However, because I didn't have enough people, I was robbed by thieves on the way. So far, I haven't found anything. This year, I saw that there was nothing going on in front of the account, and I sent him here, hesitating and undecided. Mrs. Cai pointed to the steps and said: "You often say that this person is very great, why not take him with him, give him a paper collar, and send him for a visit without making any mistakes." "

When Liang Zhongshu looked at the person at the bottom of the steps, he saw the green-faced beast Yang Zhi. Liang Zhongshu was overjoyed, and immediately called Yang Zhi to the hall and said: "I just forgot about you. If you can send me birthday gifts, Go, I have my own reasons to praise you. Yang Zhi crossed his hands and said forward: "I dare not disobey my kindness! I just don't know how to manage it? When will I get up?" "Liang Zhong wrote: "Ten Taiping cars were sent to Daming Mansion, and ten compartments were allocated in front of the tent to guard the cars. A yellow flag was placed on each car with the words: 'Congratulations to the Grand Master on his birthday'. If each carriage is followed by a strong military officer, it will take three days to leave. "Yang Zhidao said: "It's not because of the villain's excuse. In fact, I can't go. I beg Jun's decree not to send heroes and smart people to go. Liang Zhongshu said: "I have the intention to promote you. There is another letter in the middle of this letter dedicated to birthdays. The grand master is here to guarantee that you will come back after receiving the Taoist order. How can you refuse to go?" Yang Zhidao said: "Thank you for your kindness. I also heard that it was robbed by thieves last year and has not been recovered yet." There are many thieves on the way this year, and there is no waterway to Tokyo, so we have to go by dry road. They passed through Zijin Mountain, Erlong Mountain, Taohua Mountain, Umbrella Mountain, Huangnigang, Baishawu, Yeyundu, and Chisonglin, all of which were haunted by strongmen. Even the single guest didn't dare to pass by alone. He knew it was gold and silver treasures, so why didn't he come and rob them? It would be a waste of his life, so he couldn't get away. "Liang Zhong wrote: "When I was lying on the ground, I sent him to the military academy for protection. Yang Zhidao said, "I sent five hundred people there, but it didn't help." When these guys heard that the strongman was coming, they all left first. Liang Zhongshu said: "When you say so, don't you want to send the birthday card?" Yang Zhi reported again: "If you do something for me, I dare to send it." Liang Zhong wrote: "Since I have entrusted myself to you, how can I not obey you?" "Yang Zhidao said: "If you follow the villain's advice, you don't need a car. All the gifts are packed into more than ten loads, and they are only used for dressing up the guests. He also ordered ten strong Xiang Imperial Guards, but pretended to be porters to carry them. You only need to go alone with a small person, dress up as a guest, and quietly go to Tokyo to deliver the goods overnight, which is better when you are alone. "Liang Zhong wrote: "What you said is very true. I am writing a letter to ensure that you come back according to the Taoist order. Yang Zhidao said: "Thank you very much for your kindness." "That day, Yang Zhi was asked to tie the legs and select soldiers.

The next day, Yang Zhi was asked to wait in front of the hall. Liang Zhongshu came out of the hall and asked: "Yang Zhi, when will you get up? "Yang Zhi reported: "The report to the envoy will only be made tomorrow morning, and I will receive the order. "Liang Zhong wrote: "Madam also has a load of gifts, and they are also given to the family members in the house, and I want you to receive them. I'm afraid that you don't know where to go, so I teach Grandma Xie Du Guan again and take two Yuhou to go with you. "Yang Zhi told him, "Thank you, Yang Zhi cannot go." Liang Zhongshu said: "The gifts are all tied up, so why can't they go?" "Yang Zhi reported: "These ten loads of gifts are all on the little man, and all his people are from Yang Zhi. If you want to go early, go early, if you want to go late, go late, if you want to stay, then stay, and if you want to rest, , then rest, and also follow Yang Zhi's tune. Now he asked Laodu to take charge of Yu Hou and the villain. He is a wife's man and a nanny of the Taishi Mansion. If he got into trouble with the villain on the way, how could Yang Zhi dare to argue with him? If he mistakenly When a big event happened, how did Yang Zhina explain it? Liang Zhongshu said: "This is easy. I'll ask all three of them to listen to your suggestions." Yang Zhi replied: "If you are so generous, I will accept the certificate if you like." If there is any negligence, I will be punished as a serious crime. Liang Zhongshu said happily: "I am not in vain to praise you, you are really knowledgeable!" "Immediately called Lao Xie Du Guan and two Yu Hou to come out, and said to the hall: "Yang Zhiti is willing to hand over a piece of collar, to keep the birth date, and eleven loads of gold, jewelry, and shells to be delivered to the Taishi Mansion in Beijing. It all has to do with him. The three of you go with him. You must listen to his words when you get up early, go out late, and stay and rest along the way. Don't argue with him. The three of you will take care of the activities that Madam punishes you. Be careful and pay attention. It would be a mistake to leave early and come back early. "The old governor responded one by one.

Yang Zhi took the lead that day. He got up early at five o'clock the next day and placed all the burdens in front of the hall. The old governor and the two Yuhou went back to the palace. Yang Zhi took a small load of money and eleven loads of silk and picked out eleven strong soldiers, all dressed as porters. Yang Zhi put on cool hats, green gauze shirts, and hemp shoes. He had a sword on his waist and a plain knife in his hand; the old governor also dressed up as a guest; the two princes pretended to be his companions, each carrying a plain knife and a few canes as gifts from Liang Zhongshu. After the letter was submitted, the group of people had eaten and paid their respects to Liang Zhongshu in the hall. They watched the soldier take charge and set off. Yang Zhi, Xie Duguan and two Yuhou were in custody. The group of fifteen people left Liang. After leaving the city gate of Beijing, we took the main road and headed towards Tokyo.

It was the middle of May. Although the weather was bright and clear, it was very hot and difficult to travel. There were eight poems written by King Wu Qi in the past:

The jade screen is surrounded by vermilion, and there are clusters of swimming fish and algae.

The bamboo mat is covered with eight feet of white shrimp whiskers, and a red agate is placed on the head. > The six dragons were afraid of the heat, and the sea boiled Penglai Island.

The young master still felt that the fan was weak, and the pedestrians were walking on the road of mortals.

These eight lines of poetry are about the hot summer months. The princes, princes and grandsons are soaking melons and plums in the water pavilion of the pavilion, and mixing ice and snow lotus roots to escape the summer heat. They still feel too hot; how do they know that the guests are a little warm? Fame is small and profitable, and there are no shackles to bind you. During the period of three months, you have to walk on the road. Today, Yang Zhi and his group were born on June 15th, so they had to go on the road. Since I have been away from Beijing for five or seven days, all I have to do is wake up at the fifth watch, go as early as possible when it's cool, and rest when it's hot in the middle of the day.

After May 7th, there were fewer and fewer people, the roads were sparse, and every stop was a mountain road. Yang Zhi asked Chen Pai to stand up, and Shen Shi rested. The burdens of the eleven Imperial Guards were heavy, and none of them were lighter. The weather was too hot and they could not move. When they saw the woods, they wanted to rest. Yang Zhi hurriedly urged them to go. If he stops, he will be scolded severely or beaten with canes to force him to leave. Although the two Yu Hous only carried some parcels and luggage, they were out of breath and could not walk. Yang Zhi also said angrily: "You two are so ignorant! This relationship must belong to me. You don't beat this wife for the Sa family, but you also slowly beat him behind his back. This is not a joke!" The Yu Hou said: "It's not that we two have to walk slowly. In fact, we can't walk when it's hot, so we're lagging behind. The day before yesterday, we just took advantage of the cool weather to walk, but now we have to walk in the heat. It's just uneven." Yang Zhidao: "You talk like this, but Looks like fart! We must have walked on good ground the day before, but now we are in an awkward place. If we don't rush there in the morning, who would dare to leave in the middle of the night?" The two Yuhou said indifferently, thinking in their hearts: "This guy is not straight? If you have to, you can scold others." Yang Zhi picked up the knife and the cane and went to catch the load.

The two Yuhou sat under the willow shade tree, waiting for the boss to come. The two Yuhou told: "The Yang family, the rape is just a matter under my husband's sect. It's not like this." You will be the boss!" Du said: "My husband must tell me in person that I don't want to break up with him, so I won't say anything. I won't be able to see him for the next two days, so I'll bear with him." The two Yuhou said: "My husband is just saying this as a favor, so I can make my own decisions." The old man said again: "Just be patient with him."

When we arrived at the time of applying for the license, we found a guest. The store is closed. The ten imperial guards were sweating profusely, and they all sighed and boasted, and said to the old governor: "We are unfortunate enough to have been sent out because we were military athletes. In such a hot weather and carrying heavy burdens, these two If you don't pick up the early morning, the boss will hit you with canes at every turn, just like ordinary parents, we are suffering!" The old man said: "Don't complain, I will reward you when I get to Tokyo." Han said: "If Siduguan looks at us, he will not dare to complain."

Another night passed, and the sky was still dark the next day. When everyone got up, they had to get up and go while it was cold. Yang Zhi jumped up and shouted: "Go there! Let's sleep, but pay attention." The soldiers said: "Don't leave before it's too late. You can't leave when the sun is hot, but you beat us." Yang Zhi cursed: "What are you saving? ?" He took the cane and wanted to beat him, but the soldiers swallowed their anger and had to sleep. That day until Chen Pai time, we slowly lit the fire, ate our meal and went out, burning all the way without being allowed to rest in the cool place. The eleven Imperial Guards murmured complaints in their mouths, and the two Yuhou chattered in front of the old governor. The old governor listened and didn't pay attention, feeling annoyed with him in his heart.

Let's stop talking. It seems that after traveling for fourteen or five days, none of the fourteen people did not complain about Yang Zhi. That day, we slowly lit the fire in the inn at Chenpai time and had breakfast. It was the fourth day of June, the weather was not reaching noon, there was a red sun, there were no clouds at all, and it was a very hot day. There is an eight-line poem by the ancients:

Zhu Rong comes from the south to whip the fire dragon, and the fire flag burns the sky red.

The sun's disk does not move away at noon, and all nations are like in a red furnace.

The green stems of the Five Mountains are extinguished, and the clouds are gone, and the waves on the seabed of Yanghou are exhausted.

How could the golden wind rise overnight and sweep away the heat in the world for me?

The road we traveled that day was all rugged and remote in the mountains, covering the southern mountains and northern ridges, but we monitored the eleven soldiers for more than twenty miles. The soldiers thought about going to rest under the willow shade tree, but Yang Zhi hit them with a cane and shouted: "Quickly go! I'll teach you to rest early!" When the soldiers looked at that day, there were no clouds in the surroundings, and it was extremely hot at that time. when. But see:

The heat is steaming and the dust is blowing against your face. Thousands of miles of heaven and earth are like a steamer, and a fire umbrella is rising in the sky. There are no clouds in the surrounding fields, the wind is still and the trees are burning along the creek; thousands of mountains are burning with flames, and the rocks are peeling off and ashes are flying away. The birds in the air are about to die and fall into the depths of the woods; the fish and dragons under the water shed their scales and horns and burrow straight into the mud cellar. Directly teach the stone tiger to pant endlessly, which is the iron man's beard and sweat. At that time, Yang Zhi urged a group of people to walk on a remote road in the mountains to see how the sun was setting at noon. The rocks were hot and their feet hurt and they could not walk. All the soldiers said: "It's so hot in this weather, it's too hot to kill people!" Yang Zhi shouted to the soldiers and said: "Go quickly, drive past the hillock in front of you, and don't pay attention to it anymore." As he was walking, he was facing the soil in front of him. Okako. When everyone looked at this hillock, they saw:

Tens of thousands of green trees on the top, with yellow sand at their roots. Saga looks like an old dragon, steep but can hear the sound of wind and rain. The thatched grass on the mountainside is covered with swords and guns; the ground is covered with stones, and two rows of tigers and leopards sleep there. The road to Xichuan and Shu is dangerous. Please note that this is the Taihang Mountains.

At that time, a group of fifteen people rushed up to Gangzi and rested their burdens. The fourteen people went to sleep under the shade of the pine tree. Yang Zhi said: "It's bitter! What a place to go, but you are here to rest and cool down? Get up and leave quickly!" The soldiers said: "Just chop me into seven or eight pieces, but I can't go!" Yang Zhi picked up the vine. They were beaten head and head, until one got up and the other fell asleep. Yang Zhi was helpless.

I saw two Yuhou and Laodu, who were suffering from asthma, went to the hillside and sat down under the pine tree to catch their breath.

Seeing Yang Zhi beating that soldier, the old governor saw it and said: "Tiha, it's too hot to walk. Don't see his fault." Yang Zhi said: "Guard, you don't know that this is where strong men hang out. The name of the place is Huangnigang. It's a peaceful time, and people come out to rob people in the daytime. Who dares to stop here in such a situation?" After hearing what Yang Zhi said, the two Yuhou said: "I saw you talking about it several times. It’s all over, just use these words to scare people!” The old man said: “How about telling them all to take a rest and skip the day trip?” Yang Zhidao: “You don’t know! How to do it? Let’s go to Gangzi here. "There's no one home for seven or eight miles. How dare you rest here?" The old man said, "I'll sit down and leave. You go and drive them away first."

Yang. Zhi held the cane and shouted: "Anyone who doesn't leave will eat twenty sticks from me." All the soldiers called the generals together, and within a few seconds they said: "Tiha, we are carrying a hundred kilograms load, but we can't compare with your bare hands. Go away, you don't treat me like a human being! Even when the husband who stayed behind came to be imprisoned, let us say, you don't care about it, you only care about arguing!" Yang Zhi scolded: "This beast will kill me! It's just a slap." He picked up the cane and hit him in the face. The old capital officer shouted: "Yang Tiha, stay! Listen to me: When I was working as a nanny in the Grand Master's Mansion in Tokyo, the officers and soldiers under my sect, who saw thousands of them, all made noises towards me. It wasn't me. Kou Zhan, considering that you are a soldier who has suffered death, your husband has pitifully promoted you to be a deputy governor, which is comparable to an official position the size of a mustard seed. How dare you show off your talents! Don’t say that I am in charge of the husband’s family. I am an old man in the village. Hey, let me advise you. How do you treat them if you just beat them up?" Yang Zhidao said, "Du Guan, you must be from the city and grew up in the prime minister's house. You know there are many difficulties on the road." Lao Du said: "I have been to Sichuan and Guangxi, and I have never seen you show off like this." Yang Zhidao: "It is no different from the peacetime." Du Tui said: "You said this, you should gouge out your mouth and tongue, the world is not peaceful today?"

Yang Zhi was about to reply when he saw a figure in the pine forest opposite. There he rested his head and looked around. Yang Zhi said: "What did I say? It's not like a bad guy is here!" "Leave the cane behind, take the plain knife, rush into the pine forest and shout: "You are so bold, how dare you look at my stolen goods!" It's true: Talking about ghosts will attract ghosts, talking about thieves will attract thieves. But we are a family, and we cannot recognize each other. When Yang Zhi came to take a look, he saw seven Jiangzhou cars lined up in the pine forest. Seven people were naked and enjoying the cool air there. A man with a cinnabar on his temples, holding a plain knife, looked at Yang Zhi. Zhi came forward, and the seven people shouted in unison: "Hey!" They all jumped up. Yang Zhi shouted: "Who are you?" The seven people asked: "Who are you?" Yang Zhi asked again: "Are you the bad guys?" The seven people said: "You ask the question upside down, we are Xiao Ben Broker, where is the money for you?" Yang Zhidao said, "You are a small broker, but I have a lot of money!" The seven people asked, "Who are you looking for?" Yang Zhidao said, "Where are you waiting?" "The seven brothers and I are from Haozhou, and we passed by here on our way to Tokyo to sell dates. I heard from many people that thieves often rob merchants on Huangni Gang. One of them said to himself: "I only have some dates and no other wealth." I just came to Gangzi. I can't bear the heat. Let's rest in the forest until the evening cools down. We heard that someone was coming to Gangzi, so we asked this brother to come out and take a look. "Yang Zhidao said, "It turns out that he is just an ordinary guest, so we are afraid that he is a gangster." Come and take a look." The seven men said, "I'll take some dates here, sir." Yang Zhidao said, "No need." He picked up the knife and came back to the shoulder. The old capital piped in: "Since there are thieves, let's go and get some rest." Yang Zhi said, "I only thought they were bad guys. They turned out to be some customers selling dates." The old capital piped in: "It seems that when you just said that, they were all dead. "Yes!" Yang Zhidao said, "No need to make a fuss, as long as everything is fine. Just rest and leave when it gets colder." Yang Zhi also stuck his knife on the ground and went to sit under a tree to rest.

When there was not half a bowl of rice, I saw a man in the distance carrying a pair of buckets, singing up to the hillside, and sang: "The red sun is scorching like fire, and the fields and rice are half withered." In the heart of the farmer Like soup boiling, princes, princes and grandsons shake their fans." The man sang in his mouth, walked up to the hillside, rested his bucket in the pine forest, and sat on the ground to enjoy the cool air. When the soldiers saw it, they asked the man, "What's in your barrel?" The man replied, "It's liquor." The soldiers asked, "Where are you going to pick it up?" The man said, "Pick it out and sell it in the village. "How much is a bucket?" The man said, "Five dollars is enough." The soldiers discussed, "We are hot and thirsty, why don't we buy some food to relieve the heat." When Yang Zhi saw it, he shouted: "What are you doing?" The soldiers said: "Buy a bowl of wine.

Yang Zhi turned the knife pole and hit him, scolding: "You are not allowed to talk nonsense, but you have to buy wine and eat casually. How bold!" "The soldiers said: "It's nothing, but the birds are rioting again! We raise our own money to buy wine and food, what are you going to do? Come and beat people! Yang Zhidao: "You village bird, what do you care about? You only care about eating when you come! You don't know that the activities on the road are difficult. How many heroes have been overturned by sweat and numbness!" The man picking up the wine looked at Yang Zhi and sneered: "You are such a ignorant guest! I didn't sell it to you, but you said such weak words!" "

While they were making a fuss and arguing by the pine tree, they saw a group of customers selling dates in the pine forest opposite, all carrying simple knives, and came out and asked: "What are you making a fuss about?" "The man who picked up the wine said, "I picked up this wine myself and sold it in the village of Gangzi. When it got hot, I rested here to cool off. They all asked me to buy some to eat, but I didn't sell it to them. This guest asked me if there was some kind of antiperspirant in my wine. Isn’t that funny? You said something like that! "The seven guests said: "I just thought there was a bad guy coming out. It turns out that's the case. It doesn't matter if I say anything. We were looking for wine to quench our thirst. Since they were suspicious, they sold us a barrel to eat. The wine picker said: "Not for sale! Not for sale!" "The seven guests said: "You are a stupid guy and you don't know anything. We must not talk about you. You will go to the village to sell it. I usually pay you back and sell some to us. What's the big deal? Seeing that you are so immoral, you gave away the tea soup, which saved us from thirst again. "The man who picked up the wine said, "I'm selling you a barrel, so I won't argue with you, but they say it's not good, and I don't have a bowl to scoop it out. "The seven people said: "You are such a serious man! Then he said, why don't you fight? We have our own coconut scoop here. "I saw two guests going to the car and taking out two coconut ladles, one holding out a large handful of dates. Seven people stood by the bucket, opened the lid, and took turns scooping up the wine and eating the dates. In no time, all the barrels of wine were eaten, and the seven guests said, "Didn't I ask you how much it cost?" The man said: "I won't say the price once you get it. Five guan is enough for a bucket, and ten guan for a load." "The seven guests said: "Five Guans will be yours, and we will only have one gourd to eat. The man said, "No, I'll fix the price." "A guest returned the money to him, and then he opened the lid of the bucket, took a ladle in his pocket, and ate it. When the man went to grab it, the guest took half a ladle of wine in his hand, looked into the pine forest, and left. The man hurried away. As he was about to leave, he saw a guest coming out of the pine forest with a gourd in his hand. He came to scoop a gourd of wine into the bucket. When the man saw it, he grabbed it with his hands, looked at the bucket and poured it over. He took off the lid of the bucket, dropped the ladle to the ground, and said, "This guest of yours is so ungentlemanly! Even the one who wears his head and his face is so dirty!" "

When the pair of soldiers saw it, they felt itchy in their hearts and wanted to eat it. One of them looked at the old man and said: "Grandpa, tell us, the customer who sells dates will buy it." He ate a bucket of it, and we randomly bought it to eat from his bucket, just to soothe our throats. In fact, I am thirsty and there is nothing I can do. There is no place to ask for water or food on the hill here, so it is convenient for you. "After seeing what the soldiers said, the old capital official wanted to eat more, so he came to Yang Zhi and said, "The date seller has bought him a barrel of wine to eat, and he only has this barrel. He randomly taught them to buy some to escape the heat. Angry, there is no place to ask for water at the top of the hill. Yang Zhi thought: "I saw from a distance that all the guys bought his wine and ate it. I also saw half a scoop in the bucket in person. I thought it was good." After beating them for half a day, they were allowed to buy a bowl of food. "Yang Zhidao: "Since the boss has said it, teach these guys to buy and eat, then get up. "

After hearing this, all the soldiers collected enough money to buy wine. The man selling the wine said: "I won't sell it anymore! I won't sell it anymore! There is Mongolian sweat medicine in this wine. Inside! "All the soldiers laughed and said: "Brother is so straightforward that he can still speak! The man said: "I won't sell it anymore! Stop messing with me!" "The customer who sells dates advised: "You are such a bastard, he is not very good at what he says, but you are too serious! You even hurt us because of your words. It must be none of their business and just sell it to everyone to eat. The man said: "Why do you want to make others suspicious if you have nothing to do?" "The customer selling dates pushed the man selling wine aside and just took the barrel of wine to the soldiers to eat. The soldier opened the lid of the barrel and didn't even scoop out the food. He was careful and asked the guest to borrow the coconut ladle. Use it. The guests said, "I'll give you these dates to drink with you." The troops thanked him and said, "What's the point?" The guest said, "Don't thank me. We are just ordinary guests. Why fight over these hundred dates?" "The troops thanked each other and took two ladles first. They asked Laodu Guan to take one ladle and Yang Tiha to take one ladle. If Yang Zhi was willing to eat it, Lao Duguan took one ladle to eat first, and the two Yuhous each took one ladle. As soon as the soldiers served it, the barrel of wine was eaten up immediately. Yang Zhi saw that everyone had nothing to eat, so he didn't eat it. Firstly, it was very hot, and secondly, he was very thirsty, so he only ate half of it and the dates. The man who sold the wine said, "The guest spared a spoonful of this barrel of wine, and you are missing some wine. I will spare you half of the money." "All the soldiers collected money to pay him back. The man collected the money, picked up the empty bucket, still sang folk songs, and went down to Gangzi.

The seven dates sellers immediately Next to the pine tree, he pointed at the fifteen people and said, "That's right! That's right!" "I saw that these fifteen people were top-heavy, looking at each other, and they all fell down. The seven guests pushed out the seven Jiangzhou carts from the pine forest, threw the dates on the carts on the ground, and threw the eleven Loads of gold, jewelry, and shells were packed into the cart and covered, and they shouted: "Noise!" "Keep looking at the Huangnigang and push it down. It's exactly:

Asking for anointing and blood to celebrate the birthday, regardless of the people's livelihood and dead neighbors.

Shixin has always invited robbers, and he must be destined to be guilty. because.

Yang Zhi just complained, his body was weak and he couldn't struggle; the fifteen people watched helplessly as the seven people put the treasure in, but they couldn't get up or move, and said No. Let me ask you, who are these seven people serving? It is none other than Chao Gai, Wu Yong, Gongsun Sheng, Liu Tang, and San Ruan. But the man who picked up the wine was Bai Sheng, the rat in the day. But how to use medicine? It turns out that when I picked up the wine, both barrels were full of good wine. The seven people ate a bucket first. Liu Tang lifted the lid of the bucket and took another half of the bucket to eat, deliberately making them look at it, but only to make them give up. Later, Wu Yong went to the pine forest to take out the medicine, shook it in a gourd, and walked over to let him drink wine. When he took the gourd out of his pocket, the medicine was already mixed in the wine. He pretended to take half the gourd, but Bai Sheng snatched it away. , pour it into the bucket, this is the strategy. It was Wu Yong's idea to make the calculation, and this was called the key to outsmarting the birthday.

It turns out that Yang Zhi woke up quickly because he didn't drink enough wine. He was about to get up and couldn't hold himself back. When he looked at the fourteen people, he was speechless and unable to move. Just as the saying goes: "You are so treacherous that you have to eat the foot-washing water." Yang Zhi said angrily: "I don't want you to take the birthday card and teach me." How can I see Liang Zhongshu when I go back? This piece of paper is torn because I cannot pay it.

Now that I have a home and a country, it is difficult for me to go. Where can I go? Why not look for it on this hill. A place of death." He took off his clothes and jumped down at the Huangnigang. Exactly: Ruining the fallen flowers in three months of rain, destroying willows in nine autumn frosts.

After all, Yang Zhi sought death on Huangnigang. We will tell you about his life next time.