Looking for talk show jokes

1. At 10:30 in the evening, a Shanghai audience called home and his father answered: Hello! Dad, could you please turn on the TV at 10:45 and broadcast it to Dragon TV! The child's father was stunned at that time: "Child!" You are working overtime! Even if I turn on the TV for you, you won't be able to watch Wang Zijian's program! His son said: It's okay! It’s good for me to contribute some ratings!

2. I remember one day in the summer, it was raining heavily, and the beautiful girl gave me a very unique cardboard box. I rushed home and protected it with my body. After opening it, I saw umbrella!

3. I know a few male bachelors who go to various supermarkets every Valentine’s Day and crush all the chocolates. Get a needle at the supermarket and prick those rubber supplies. Later, on Singles' Day, they felt that they had made a comeback. This was our holiday, and we were going to do something more glorious, called breaking up couples. They also formed groups, and most of them were girls.

That day I was on Weihai Road, in front of the TV station, and a girl recognized me: "Are you Wang Zijian? Can you take a picture with me?" As we were talking, a girl suddenly rushed over The girl pushed me and immediately started crying. Her acting skills were so bad that she cried: "My dear, who is she?!" "Who else could it be, an ordinary audience member?"

4. Wife , what’s going on today, you’re so unhappy! Wife: I’m wearing a different shirt.

Zi Jian: Don’t you usually care less about this? Wife: You don’t know, it’s okay to wear matching clothes with others! I match up with the IKEA sofa! The clothes I'm wearing today are exactly the same color as the IKEA sofa! Zijian: You don’t care about people, so what do you care about the sofa? Wife: You don’t know, I matched up with the IKEA sofa, and a young man, bang! Just sit on me!

5. Do you know where the custom of setting off firecrackers comes from? It’s the New Year’s Eve I mentioned at the beginning! New Year's Eve, how was this monster eliminated? They were scared away by the firecrackers, so what exactly are firecrackers? It is to drive away the unknown things that you are afraid of, so when you get married...hehehe...you must also let go~