How to describe the hot weather?

1, in this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!

2, the current weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles!

The weather is as hot as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

God, you want everyone to know that this summer has been contracted by Flame Mountain!

The scorching sun is like fire, and the earth is like a steamer. It's too hot for people to breathe.

It's too hot for me to think. I need to find a place to cool off.