Traditional Culture Encyclopedia - Weather forecast - Funny talk about cold weather is very popular in winter, and it is indecent. I always freeze my hands and feet.

Funny talk about cold weather is very popular in winter, and it is indecent. I always freeze my hands and feet.

1. It's cold! Sleep honestly! You'll catch a cold by kicking the quilt ~ ~ ~ and there are five purposes to send this message: first, continue to curry favor with the relationship; Second, see if you have lost your mobile phone; Third, remind you of my existence; Fourth, I care about you very much; Five, for your information, it will be cold tomorrow, so don't wear open-backed pants!

3. It's so cold. You must take care of yourself. Don't freeze! As the saying goes, "people freeze their legs, pigs freeze their mouths". I have put on the thickest pants, so you should buy a mask quickly!

5. This short message has five purposes: 1. Continue to curry favor with the relationship; 2. See if you have lost your mobile phone; 3. Remind you of my existence; 4. Show that I care about you; 5. Tell you that there will be no us in the Spring Festival Gala in 215!

6. Bear said to Neng, You are so poor. Have you sold all four paws? The soldier said to Qiu, Brother, have you stepped on a mine? Why are your legs gone? The king said to the emperor, "What are the benefits of being an emperor? You see, your hair is all white.". Fruit said to naked: buddy, you might as well not wear clothes! I said to the giant: the same area, but there are three rooms and two halls. Day to day: it's time to lose weight. I say to you: it's cold, pay attention to being warm!

7. It's cold. I want to give you a coat: the pocket is warm, the collar is caring, the sleeve is considerate, and the button is missing; Let this coat accompany you through every minute, and be sure to be happy!

9. It is very dry in winter, so it is necessary to eat more fruits. Remember not to eat in a hurry after a meal, at least for an hour; When the intestines and stomach are digested, it is wise to come back with fruit! Close to the end of the year, pay attention to health!

11. The weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

12. It's so cute to wear more clothes like a penguin when it's cold.

13. People like me won't tell you if they are jealous, or they will talk to you very hard or they will be very cold.

14. Don't complain in winter that no one will give you warm hands and feet and hug you, so wear two more clothes when it is cold.

15. Please remember that I am a cold person and don't be confused by my constant madness.

16. I suddenly miss you in such cold weather

. But he still didn't abandon me, and still used his hand to keep my feet warm.

19. I said I was cold, but you gave me a coat, but you turned to give her a hug.

2. Girls/teenagers in front of the screen should put on more clothes when it's cold, don't catch a cold, remember to wash their faces with hot water, and take care of themselves at school.

21. Girls say it's cold, just hold it up, and maybe you'll have a girlfriend.

23. I can't borrow your coat or give you a hug.

24. Don't tell me that it's cold. Take care of yourself and put on more clothes. You can either take care of me or buy clothes for me.

25. All the sheep that stayed up all night for you have run away.

26. I like soft scarves. You can stick your whole face in when it's cold.

27. I wanted to. It's too cold to avoid thinking of someone.

29. If you miss him, send him a shaking box. If he wants to ask you why you are shaking, just call me cold.

3. Please remember that I am a cold person. Please don't be confused by my constant madness.