How wonderful can a person be?

Tell you a real person, this is my 13.

A colleague in 2000 didn't take him seriously when he joined the company. He was just an ordinary person.

About a month after joining the company, I once smoked in the elevator, just the two of us. As an old man in the company, I didn't pay much attention to him either. As a result, he came forward to talk to me himself and didn't say a word. From then on, whenever he smokes, he will always come to me, and he will get acquainted in the long run.

One day after work, we just got into the elevator and went downstairs together, so I asked him how to get home. As a result, he said that his driver would pick him up. I was confused at that time, and the driver replied? Seeing that I was in a daze, he began to tell me that his father was a former major general of the Beijing Air Force, his mother was a shareholder of a large local department store group, and he also opened three companies and a restaurant. Working here is purely to kill time. At that time, I really thought that the legendary rich second generation appeared beside me, and suddenly I felt a sense of trance.

When I went to work the next day, I told my colleagues in the company about it and everyone laughed. A colleague who knows him told me that this is just what he said. His father is an ordinary retired worker. When he was young, he worked as a militia and never even touched a gun. His mother is just a retired employee of that department store group, and everything else is fake; The old couple live in an open old community. They don't have a car or a driver at home. They go to work by bus. He made up everything for fear that others would look down on him. And he has had some problems since middle school, but he didn't feel it himself.

What happened later was even worse. The dean of Tianjin Business School and he are brothers, gave birth to a second child and immigrated to Ecuador. The father-in-law bought half the local county, even if it was not banned by the government, and so on. The problem is that he really believed it!

I have left that company for more than two years now, and I heard from my former colleagues that he is still living in the beautiful world he weaves.

My ability is limited, and I can't write highlights, but I can guarantee that it is absolutely true without any false ingredients.

The junior internship teaching students answered angrily. . .

Friendly reminder is a bit long. .

There are three roommates teaching in underdeveloped areas, and one (G for short) is a local. The internship conditions are not too difficult, but the school doesn't provide meals on weekends, so we bought our own pots and pans. This is the premise. . .

G goes home on weekends and goes to work on Monday. Because the other two of us live together, the living expenses are shared equally, and everything we eat is bought together. So g said we pushed him out. . .

Everything we buy (all kinds of food, including everything we have to take back when we go home to school on holidays) will be given to G. As a local, when we go home every week, he only brings us apples as big as water apricots, and the apples are wrinkled. . .

G will use our wok every night (because I lose weight, I don't go to the canteen to eat). Hot water bottles should be used every day. Hair dryer. Most importantly, you never ask yourself to eat the rice, oil and salt noodles. . . The most important thing is that you don't pay a penny and still feel wronged. . .

Sometimes when cooking, you don't go to the canteen to eat, and G follows, and you don't wash dishes or provide ingredients and condiments. . .

I don't allow others to make a sound when I sleep every night, and I complain whenever there is a sound. However, no matter whether others are studying or resting, G has to make a phone call and make a sound. The most disgusting thing is that he has to listen to his own voice at the top of his voice. . .

Here comes the point. . .

He told his mother that we kicked him out. .

Squeeze him out. .

His mother said he was too kind and must be bullied. . .

The mantra is that people are good at being bullied. . .

Eat my mother, drink my mother, use my mother, pay nothing, take nothing, and eat nothing. People are good at being bullied. .

I will hehe.

We're both completely desperate. . I can't help it I am cruel every time, no matter what he eats. I'm embarrassed to see him miserable and living under one roof. .

I just had a fight about this. . .

Reason. . It's amazing to take money and things seriously. No feelings. .

My roommate and I look scared. . .

You value feelings, you give. You are not strong, you take money. . . .

Internship opened the door to my world. . .

A person can be wonderful to an incredible extent. Carved in the sand like me. I sometimes say hello to the big trees I see every day. Of course, there is no problem in my eyes, but others think it is absolutely incredible. When I tried to explain, they felt even more incredible. In ancient times, many people showed themselves, and in modern times, many people did a lot of things that didn't follow common sense.

I don't understand that a person misses his pillow and is covered with particles/even all over the bed. Why can he continue to sleep? That glamorous appearance, in fact, the clothes are almost petrified without washing, so where are all their clothes? Others don't let you throw it, just put it on the balcony until it becomes clod. Many, many, I think it is wonderful, but sometimes because there are not enough sand sculptures, I can't get along well with them. Ask, who was spared by heaven!

I talked about my wonderful work, and many friends thought it was unrealistic for me to brag, but it was true.

First of all, I know the beauty queen. I just entered high school. I am very handsome in my class, and I always walk with the wind. Although I am a country girl with little money in my pocket, I have charmed many girls in the city. Many senior three and senior two girls refused to pursue me. At that time, we were single by strength.

At that time, the school flower was in the class next door to us. Every day, a few glib people in my class and I went to the classroom early, lying in front of the window, silently waiting for his arrival. Every time I see her coming to me from the school gate, my heart beats faster, my blood pressure rises and I have shortness of breath.

One day, a classmate said, if you dare to tell her, I'll treat you to breakfast for a week. You said that the children from the countryside promised to treat him to breakfast for a week. What a temptation! As soon as he got hot, he agreed.

I saw him doing his homework in the classroom that afternoon and then studying in the evening. I took my classmates, kicked the door of their classroom open with my feet, swaggered in, and shouted at him, Yang Moumou, I love you, I love you, I like you, I want to be with you, and then I want to run away. At this moment, their whole class remembered warm applause. At the moment I turned around, they

Sometimes this fate is wonderful. When I was a sophomore, I began to divide the arts and sciences, and we were assigned to a class. When I was in high school, I played a basketball game every semester, called the Welcome Cup, to welcome the arrival of the next freshmen.

Our class had a good time in Grade Two. At the end of the championship and runner-up, the scene was particularly fierce, and my nose was bleeding. At this moment, the beauty queen suddenly shouted: Come on, Fang Shunqing, whether you win or lose, I will help you wash your socks. I said: you can't just wash socks, but also wash underwear! She blushed and didn't agree, but she nodded at me.

A week later, several pairs of clean white socks, together with my sexy underwear, were sprayed with her unique sachet and sent to me. I can't tell you how happy I was.

Although we ended up as simple classmates and friends, now we are strangers, but I was really single by strength.

I just want to ask, which friend can have a school flower to wash smelly socks! ! ! ! !

Let me tell a true story that happened to me! I work in the kitchen. One of my colleagues is a Dutch worker. He is about 30 years old, fat and black. He doesn't have a girlfriend, and he doesn't talk about finding a girlfriend. He can shave for two months. He is from Wuxi, and his face is dirty. He looks at beautiful photos every day and is good at telling others. Otherwise, I don't know. Tell this story, and it will reach my ears. Others asked him to chase girls, saying how good the hotel resources are. And most importantly, he didn't take a bath for two months in summer. I don't believe it myself. This is what he boasted after drinking with his friends. Otherwise, I don't believe that a person can take a bath for two months in summer. It is said that what he hasn't bathed for two months is wearing perfume. It is said that perfume is still very expensive. After all, the locals have three suites and are only children. Now they haven't seen each other for four or five years.

There is a man in the company next door who likes our boss. The whole company knows, only he thinks only he knows. In order to get the boss's attention, he always tells everyone that he will come to our company. You say, come here, he will suddenly say, but you don't welcome me, and then talk to yourself. I still don't come. I'll talk to myself at night. Come later, don't come later. Once the boss held a party in the company, and another colleague often came to our company to help, so I invited her over for dinner. That man decisively gave birth to me and my friends who helped me. The reason is that I didn't invite him to dinner, so I helped my colleague, and I didn't invite him to the company dinner at the end of last year. He also clamored to go, and the boss didn't want him to go (after all, he didn't belong to a company). To sum up, it is easy to offend people inexplicably if you don't care about people. As Sandy said, I am angry with you, so what if it has nothing to do with you!

More exciting and funny than every year, especially today;

A few days ago, I had a very good buddy. I've been bored recently, maybe I drank too much and smoked a cigarette, so I didn't say much, so I just went to the picture. Hahahaha ... (The picture text is in the local dialect,)

I have a friend who is in his thirties, and his hair is obviously falling off. I finally met a girl on a blind date, and he was still gritting his teeth. Finally, the girl chased him. He was drunk that day and the girl pushed him. It takes two people to determine the relationship. Only a few days later, my friend actually felt that he was being chased, and he was so angry that he ignored the girl. I feel so handsome, and now I can't find it after breaking up. It's amazing.

A friend has been borrowing money from you, but the previous one has not been paid back, so he is still borrowing. It took nearly ten years to pay off 1000 yuan.