Zhen Xuan-style sentence-making style

Zhen Xuan accent is very popular on the Internet. Netizens imitate in many ways, which makes people feel funny and can't help laughing. These sentences cover all aspects, from thesis writing to losing weight, from imitating Zhen Xuan's speech, to imitating Hua Fei, Shen Meizhuang, Empress, King Guo Jun and so on.

Zhen Xuan body 1

"I think my current figure is naturally excellent, and a slender figure with standard stilettos is the best. I am willing to grow taller. Although I will be tall and powerful, I will not bear kindness. "

Extinction: "Speak human words!"

"I want to grow taller."

Zhen Xuan Body 2

"I just saw a leather schoolbag on the online shop, and the color looks very handsome. Selfishly, if it is used to set your skin color, that would be great ... "

"Speak human words!"

"Mom, I bought a bag."

Zhen Xuan's third body

"ErNian, you see the weather outside today is really good. I want to go for a walk in the palace. I can smile and see how Beijingers live, and I will end my reign as soon as possible. I wonder what my mother thinks.

"Speak human words!"

"Mom, I want to go out to play."

Zhen Xuan's fourth body

"It is very suspicious to see Evergrande's lineup against Jeonbuk Hyundai just now. Selfish, I thought that if Li Zhangzhu went to visit his sister, he would definitely have a good game and get excellent grades. "

"Speak human words!"

"Fuck you, Li Zhangzhu ..."

Zhen Xuan's fifth body

Today, the weather is refreshing, and it is an excellent day. It would be great if we could take a walk and visit the West Garden. However, it is annoying to take a nap until 9 pm, which is a good time.

"Say human words! ! "

"Labor Day holiday, sleep!" .

Zhen Xuan's sixth body

"It's getting late, I have to move on, but I think everything will become complicated tomorrow, and I don't know what to do. Why don't we meet tomorrow to discuss it? "

"Speak human words!"

"I'm going to sleep. Good night. "

Zhen Xuan body 7

"This May Day holiday is really great. Although there is no bright sunshine, the cool breeze is refreshing. It's a pity that happy times always disappear quickly. If only we could keep this leisure for one more day. "

"Speak human words!"

"Shit, I have to go to work again tomorrow!"

Zhen Xuan body 8

"It's great to be able to study in a closed house on the last day of the holiday, but it's a pity that there is a lot of content, and I forgot what I wrote before, so neither male nor female servants can have a good sleep for it. What's more, the bad weather denied the interest of endorsement, so I really want to travel with you and cultivate my temperament. "

"Speak human words!"

"I want to go out to play!"

Zhen Xuan body 9

"Teacher Fei's book is really excellent. Popular wording and exquisite notes are the best. I would like to read it several times. Although her eyes are blurred, she will not bear this kindness. Unfortunately, there are so many contents that my concubines can't sleep, so they sleep for it. What's more, the bad weather has reduced the interest in reading. "

"Speak human words!"

"I can't read books!"

Zhen Xuan body 10

"Hey, the cake you bought today is great. Thick cheese rich in mousse is best. I want to smoke more. Although I will gradually lose weight, I will not be in debt. "

"Speak human words!"

"The cake is delicious. I want to eat another piece ..."

Zhen Xuan body 1 1

"Dear, the new style of this dress is very good today. This kind of Suzhou embroidery material with simple tailoring is the best. I want to buy more. Although my wallet will suddenly become thinner, it will not be a gospel. "

"Honey, talk to people!"

"Nice clothes, can you make it cheaper? Is it guaranteed? "

Zhen Xuan Body 12

"I just saw a math problem, the method is very strange. I think that if you do this problem, you will definitely improve your proficiency in formulas, which is excellent for your mathematics. "

"Speak human words!"

"I can't do this problem ..."

Zhen Xuan Body 13

"Just now, Li directed the game against North Koreans, and it was very strange to arrange troops. I thought that if the ball is played in a different way, it will definitely increase the fluency of the scene, and it will have an excellent impression on the player's bonus and the audience. "

"Speak human words!"

"In the carriage ..."

Zhen Xuan Body 14

"I just found out that there is a lot of homework, so I thought that my brothers and sisters should learn to share it, which will definitely promote friendship and benefit your interpersonal relationship."

"Speak human words!"

"I haven't finished my homework, who can lend me one!"

Zhen Xuan Body 15

"My brother is the most talented among his peers. Although he is strict, he is extremely rebellious at heart. If you have deep thoughts, others can never tell you anything, but after all, I share a bed with him, and I know my brother's thoughts very well. Every time I think of them, I feel infinitely disappointed. "

"Speak human words!"

"Learn elder brother you come quickly, the somebody else miss you ..."

Zhen Xuan Body 16

"Today's climate is very good. The weather is cool and sunny, which coincides with the holiday. Learning behind closed doors is the best. However, the code is very complicated. I've been a little jealous recently, and my health has been delayed. I can't sleep well for this reason. On the day of defense, An Ruo need not worry about this problem. I am willing to work hard for a few days, but I will not live up to the teacher's kindness ... "

"Speak human words!"

"Never put off till tomorrow what you can is too difficult, old niang to vomiting blood! ! ! "

Zhen Xuan Body 17

"I accidentally saw a photo of Er Quan and a tall figure with eyebrows and eyes. The bridge of the nose is naturally excellent and delicious; If only you would come back to us and stop making us summer. Er Quan is really beautiful. She looks happy every day. If one day she can see the real person again, she will naturally be grateful! "

"Speak human words!"

"Small power is not literature. It looks really close to people! Give it! "

Zhen Xuan Body 18

"It's getting late. The weather forecast says it will be hot tomorrow, so every palace should be ordered to cut down on clothes and eat less greasy meals to avoid catching a cold. Absenteeism is a trivial matter, and it is not worth spending all the good days in the hospital. Come, kneel down! "

"Speak human words!"

"Small right to sleep, send again tomorrow! Good night ~ "

Zhen Xuan Body 19

"I always go to the internet to see the stickers, but I just feel confused about flowers. I really can't pick them. I just try my best to make the names fresh and interesting, or the plot looks bloody, so I can order a few. There are also ingenious titles that people can't put down after reading, and some secular people often sigh after reading them. They hate those writers most, putting on airs and scaring people, but they have no idea at all. Coax people into the building, and lie when they see it-after all, they can watch less but not more. Today, I saw this post of the landlord, and I like it from my heart. It's interesting and good. Coincidentally, I had this idea for a long time. I love holding it deliberately, but I can't find a place. I can count today. "

"Speak human words!"

"I finally found the organization."

Zhen Xuan's body 20

"There have always been people who open posts to earn popularity, but they can't hide from others. If others flatter and compliment, he will naturally understand, and he will try his best to update. If someone interrupts the building, it's like robbing him. I hate that I can't hit it with a big stick. When I meet the landlord, I am really a crystal-hearted person and won't care about this little thing. Besides, it is better to play alone than with others. Although I can't understand what I wrote, at least I can win your smile, which must be what the landlord likes. Seeing that the landlord was asleep, I came to add bricks and tiles to the landlord. I will wait until the landlord gets up early tomorrow morning. I have built a tall building, but I have left. Wouldn't it be better if one came and the other left, with no noise and the same interest? "

"Speak human words!" "I will insert a building."

Zhen Xuan body 2 1

"I haven't read this book" Palace Empresses ",but I want to read a classical novel. He wanted to create that ancient dialogue, but he couldn't escape the shadow of A Dream of Red Mansions. Although I haven't read many books, only Cao Gong has read this one for more than ten times. It turns out that Mao learned cursive script from a monk in Huai Su, Hunan Province, and later some people practiced it according to the copybook of a monk in Huai Su. Everyone says that it is a truth that Mao's character is there. Tso can't learn, but it's a joke, and no one will make me laugh when I'm fooled. It's just the way Hua Fei talks. Is it written according to feng and others' cursing tone? I can also try this. "

"Speak human words!"

"I haven't seen the biography of Zhen Huan, only a dream of red mansions ..."

Zhen Xuan's body 22

"To say this Huangyan Island, if it weren't for this storm, who would know that there is an island so far away? It's the noise now. If you ask people in the garden, how many people know where it is? Speaking of Eagle Brother Mao, don't be ashamed of me. Huangyan Island is more than 200 kilometers away from the mainland and only a few dozen kilometers away from the Philippines. What does it mean to draw the territorial sea to someone else's door? If you bullied an island before, you would bully it. China's navy ranks third in the world. If you drive there, it will be very intimidating and others will be humiliated. What do you mean, it's not shameful if you just send fishing boats over there to reclaim land on that island? Taking advantage of being one of the five permanent members, he also brought a UNESCO project-guns were hidden on fishing boats and fishermen were fierce and tough. A stick can smash a marine police helmet, but it's not a gangster! Moreover, this Huangyan Island was originally a map received by the National Army. Even the so-called Zengmu shoal is just a' shoal'. Seeing such a point on the map, we haven't explored it yet and should recognize it soon. If we can't learn from Jiang Gong, we can learn how to draw a map of Xinjiang. If you have been there before, even the territory is too much, then Luzon, Java, Siam and so on-oh, the more you say it, the more embarrassing it is. "

"Speak human words!"

"Trust us, the demonstration won't kill you."

Zhen Xuan body 23

This scene is really fast and intermittent. Why did you have a holiday? It's really overwhelming However, depending on Huang's kindness, otherwise, where can all relatives have leisure to play? I watched a play called Titanic today, which really made me sad. A lover like Jack is really hard to find. I'm just looking forward to it I hope I can be single-minded and never give up.

"Speak human words!"

"Why don't I have a boyfriend! ! "

Zhen Xuan's body 24

What fine powder did you eat today from the rice mill of Jiangnan New Worker? With fresh shredded cucumber? Delicious? Unfortunately, I feel a little sick? No happiness? Leave it to your sister.

"Speak human words!"

"I have a bad appetite, and the remaining half is cheaper for you."

Zhen Xuan body 25

The mung bean I bought yesterday is really thought-provoking. I thought it would be great to cook soup, but my sister was careless and made her laugh. "

"Speak human words!"

"Mung bean soup is overcooked ..."

Zhen Xuan's body 26

"Ah, the plan you wrote today is excellent, and the picture is concise and in place, which is the best. I want to see more. Although I will delay my work, I will not owe it. "

"Speak human words!"

"... the plan is good, give me one!

Zhen Xuan body 27

The barbecue for breakfast is delicious ... only this barbecue has a lot of fat, but there is no diced meat. It doesn't matter if you are greasy. I really failed to live up to the price of 1 50 yuan ... although I like it, I always feel very lost, but I am afraid that I will eat too much and miss the big event of losing weight ... "Speak human words!"

"Bitch! Why is it so expensive? I want to slim down. Do you want to kill me like this? Say, isn't it, isn't it! "

Zhen Xuan body 28

The sun is so bright today, won't you miss a good time when you are sleepy? Besides, yesterday's post hasn't been finished yet, and the brothers and sisters in the harem are so happy. When they wait for their watches, they must be very anxious. They don't think hard ... but more happy dogs are playing in the street, which makes me really want to see my eyes. ...

"Speak human words!"

"Whose mad dog fought early in the morning and woke me up!"

Zhen Xuan Body 29 (Hua Fei Body)

"Last night, my ancestors treated me and rewarded me with a few small sales. I was so shallow and happy, I ate a few more, but it was still not good. I won't ask my sister to eat this half bowl of noodles today. And I know it's a good thing. I heard that my ancestors clamored for it last night, and the big girl said it was indestructible and was coaxed down. It is said that our ancestors were greedy when they were young, but they really did it this morning, and they said they didn't want it. They said that silver noodles are not delicious and melons are not crisp, so they should feed them to cats. Older girls also feel sorry for cats, only saying that cats love to eat animal products and don't eat them. But I don't know where my sister is. People often say that my sister is the old lady's favorite and closest one-let it be, I also learn more, lest my ancestors hurt me more in the future-you can come and clean up this half bowl of noodles, but my sister Wen Yi rewarded us-"

"Speak human words!"

"Bah, I don't want it."

Zhen Xuan's body 30

"I accidentally saw the program played by the computer. In the program, the handsome guy with silver hair smiled and sang a Chinese hug; In a low voice; Another handsome blond man showed a little bit of spoil and embarrassment in his eyes. There is a spark between two people's eyes, as shy as first love. During the competition, no matter what everyone's eyes are, they are very loving and make the whole program warm and pink. "

"Speak human words!"

"It's embarrassing to allow, but this is on the show!"

Zhen Xuan body 3 1

"I just saw a pair of curtains in the street. The color is extremely pleasing to the eye. I think if I give them to you, I will be able to fully filter ultraviolet rays, which is very good for your skin. "

"Speak human words."

"Wife, I bought a new pair of anti-ultraviolet curtains."

Zhen Xuan's body 32

"Just had lunch, too lazy to talk to you, one by one all don't talk, rare Scorpio sister sentient beings have righteousness, make me happy. What a nice person. Ask the girls to send you some snacks at night. This is a reward from my palace. "

"Empress, this is a new hawthorn, sweet and sour appetizer. You just had lunch. Have a bite of hawthorn. Too comfortable. "

"come on Watch the reward! "

Zhen Xuan body 33

"Master is never beautiful or handsome. Recently, I feel a little haggard and unwell because of various things. I feel very disappointed when I think that I owe my master for many years. So I am very loyal and delicious to recuperate it, just as the emperor's mother just sent me the first-class spicy ingredients of Fanbang. I don't know if it will be excellent if you use it? "

"Speak human words."

"Is it garlic to eat dregs?"

Zhen Xuan's body 34

"Just see the little master used lunch, I don't know how it tastes? Is it with the appetite of the young master? Can I show it to my sister? "

"Speak human words."

"I'm starving. Is there a bite that suits me? "

Zhen Xuan's body 35

"I'm in a great mood today, but it's really embarrassing to meet this scene when I go out. If she knew how to take care of her face, she wouldn't do such a despicable thing. It's a selfish idea. It's a shame for her, isn't it? "

"Speak human words."

"This man is really shameless."

Zhen Xuan's body 36

Today the weather is fine, neither sunny nor wet. "Speak human words!" "Let me sleep for a while."

Zhen Xuan's body 37

Although I met the landlord by chance today, it seems that I have seen him somewhere, but the landlord I have met has fine features, delicate figure and excellent writing style. It would be great if we could learn more from him in the future. I was very happy to see the landlord write a good joke here just now. Selfishly speaking, if I want to talk to the landlord more, it's not the time! ""Speak human words! " "The landlord, I'm here to experience. "

Zhen Xuan's body 38

"Aunt, this green, like a girl's eyes, evenly spread out in the sun, very relaxed. Refreshing your mind is excellent! If you have the heart to bake and suffer, you will be exhausted and anxious. Isn't it very disappointing? "

"Speak human words!"

"Don't put onions in pancakes!

Personal life

Netizen "Exhibition 99" broadcast the recent situation in Zhen Xuan style, saying: "There are inevitably some Zhen Xuan styles in the conversation. Although it is out of place, it is still quite elegant. There is nothing serious in the boudoir. At first, I was warm and uncomfortable, which was boring. Fortunately, the two sisters can catch up with each other, have fun together and cultivate their minds. It is not a blessing to think about it. "

Some netizens opened a bunch of small flowers downstairs and crowned them with Zhen Xuan style: "Spring has finally come, and the winter jasmine downstairs is blooming very well!"

Netizen "Happy Baby-Hai" said to her husband, "My eyebrows are getting better and better recently." So it attracted her husband's surprise: "Excuse me, are you possessed by Zhen Xuan?"

thesis

Netizen "Hahani" imitated Hua Fei's feeling of writing his graduation thesis: "Have you ever tried the taste of writing from darkness to dawn? I just wrote and wrote, but I still haven't finished writing the paper ... "

Netizen "Joel has no face" imitated the tone of Hua Fei and Zhen Xuan and said, "They are all people who haven't started their thesis, haven't written half yet, let alone those who have finished writing super words! As long as you dare to compare the progress with this palace, you must film them all! It doesn't matter if the rice is not cooked well, you can't tell the difference between oil, salt, sauce and vinegar. That's hard! The steak will soon be the servant's, but what will the servant do? What the servant wants is to lose weight successfully! "

sleep late

The theme of sleeping late is also widely used by everyone. The netizen said: "Only * * people sleep with me. No one can sleep better than me, let alone those who preach to get up early. If they dare to disturb my sleep late, they will all die! "

The imitator of the queen said, "In fact, although I like to doze off, I am also careful everywhere. After all, I am at work. If I am accidentally seen by the leader, it will be bad to drag it into the dark room. "

I'm full and want to take a nap.

"Just see it's getting dark, hard to avoid don't like, if compared with the day before yesterday, but also very good, lunch break, feel hungry, hard to avoid using some, just spring sleep attack, thought in situ collapse to rest? Selfishly, it's not bad to take a nap! "

"Speak human words"

"Well, I'm full and sleepy."

QQ Meet Card, seeking mutual praise.

"Today, I happened to meet your family. I am very happy. If we praise each other once, it must be excellent. This palace has praised the Qing family, and it is also very beneficial for the Qing family to praise this palace. "

"Speak human words!"

"Seek mutual praise. I praised you. "