A homophonic allegorical joke. The sooner the better, the urgent need. . . . . . . . . . . . . Be sure to hurry. On behalf of the ancestors of generation 18, I thank you.

Two-part allegorical saying: A tiger pulls a cart-who dares (drive) the rain to hit Huangmei's head-bad luck. (pour plums)

Half cotton.-no way. (No bullets)

Bald man holding an umbrella-lawlessness. (hairless)

A short transition-inner peace. (Pan Xin).

Horse shops buy pigs-that's not true. There is no such city.

December weather-hands and feet. Frozen hands and feet.

A father kowtows to his son-hang it all. There is no such gift.

Throwing stones at public toilets-causing public anger. (causing male feces).

Wear a fur coat backwards-pretend. Pretending to be a sheep.

Confucius moved-all lost. All the books.

Pregnant women walk on a wooden bridge-despair. (despair)

Grandma's dead son-hopeless. (No uncle).

The husband slapped a face. (wife is cold).

The scholar's empty coffin was buried-defiant. There is no one in the Woods.

Eight-pronged approach-rules. (turtle lifts).

Wear gloves in June-conservative. (hand protection).

Raw peanuts.-it must be noisy. I'm going to explode.

The shoemaker doesn't have an awl-that's good. (needle and thread)

It is just right for any girl to marry Zheng Jia. (Zheng Heshi).

Monk's house-temple. (wonderful).

Wash Huang Lian by the river-why bother? The river is bitter.

Teachers' College students said: I am a student of Railway Institute. Teachers' College students said: I am a student of Vocational College of Iron Institute. I am a student of Technical College of Vocational College. You can talk. I'll go first.

Lao Zhang's door is made of wicker. Lao Zhang said: My door is made of wood. Lao Li's door is made of plastic. Lao Li said: My door is made of plastic. Lao Wang's door is made of brick. Lao Wang said: My door is made of bricks. Lao Liu's door is made of steel. Lao Liu said: you talk, I'll go first!

Peking University said: I am from Peking University. Tianjin University said: I am older. Shanghai University said: I went to college. Xiamen University said: You talk, I'll go first!

The cat said to me, "I'm your grandmother's cat. It looks good!" " "The dog said to me," I'm your grandmother's dog. It sounds nice! "The fish said to me," I'm your grandmother's fish. It sounds nice! " "The bear said," you chat, I walked first! " "

Lang Ke said: "People call me a ronin, which is very nice!" The samurai said, "It's nice to be called a samurai!" The expert said, "It's nice to be called an expert!" "The swordsman said," you talk, I walked first! "

Jane Zhang said: "My fans say my idol is Ying." He Jie said, "My fans say my idol is Jay." Said, "My fans say my idol is Chang." Chris Lee said: "You talk, I'll go first!"

The senior math teacher said: I teach senior math this semester, and the college physics teacher said: I teach big things this semester. The analog electronics teacher said: I teach analog electronics this semester, and the socio-economic teacher said: You talk, I'll go first.

General Li Zongren said: I am a benevolent man! General fu said to him: I am just! General Zuo Quan said: I have this right! General Huo Qubing said: You talk, I'll go first!

Bai Yu said: My name is White. Jade jade said, my name is jasper. Redjade said, My name is Redjade. Xing Yu said: You talk, I'll go first!