Liao Nansheng, a complete collection of local love stories

1, female: What's the best way to keep warm in this cold? M: What's this? . Woman: Marry me. Can you help me with some washing? Like me.

2. Woman: Are you nearsighted? M: No (yes). W: Then why can't you see that I like you (no wonder you can't see that I like you).

3. Female: wall, eyes and knees. Man: All, eyes, knees. W: Well, I love you too.

4. W: My hand is scratched. Please scratch it. M: Why? W: So we are a couple.

5. Woman: Let's play wood games. Do not move. M: OK. Woman: I lost. M: Why? W: I'm very touched.

6. Woman: Don't let me see you. Man: What's the matter? Woman: Otherwise I will like you once when I see you.

7.w: do you know where the coldest place in the world is? M: The North Pole? Woman: There is no room for you here.

8. W: Do you like drinking water? M: Yes. W: Then you already like me by 70%.

9.w: We are no longer friends. M: Why? Woman: Because you are my man.

10, female: Do you know how to eat this dish? Man: Do you want to eat it while it's hot? Woman: I'll feed you.

1 1, female: Are you blind? Man: No woman: Then why can't you see that I like you?

12, female: Do you know what I like best? Man: What? W: I like looking at you like a fool.

13, female: What clothes do you think suit you? Man: A suit. Woman: No, I conquered it.

14, female: Can you laugh? M: Why? W: Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

15, do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

16, "Your sense of existence is like air", "Really" and "I can't live without you"

17, female: You must come when I get married. M: Why? W: It's embarrassing to have no groom.

18, female: You are particularly annoyed today. M: Why? Woman: I can't get enough of it.

19, female: I have one thing, never. M: What's this? Woman: I won't leave you.

20.w: I found I was lost. Man: Where did you get lost? Woman: Auntie washed the railway.

2 1, female: I found the earthquake. Woman: Oh, yes, it's my heart.

W: If I lose it, don't call the police. M: Why? Woman: Hold me tight.

W: I think you look like one of my relatives. Man: Who? Woman: My mother's son-in-law.

24. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.

25. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

26. W: Can I like me? M: No way. W: Then I'll think of another way.