Good morning, humorous essay case.

1. Good-looking collarbone is the same, and interesting stomach jumps.

Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.

Rome was not built in a day!

There are many things that you couldn't figure out at that time. Don't worry. After a while, I can't remember.

It's time to go out for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

6. After my wife disappeared, I called the police at the first time. The policeman said to me, calm down first. You can't take notes if you keep laughing like that.

7. Why do people in China choose a good day to get married? Because there is no good life after marriage!

7. The strong are not people who run with tears, but people who buy cars. 0

9. Life will make you suffer for a while, and after you get used to it, you will suffer for a lifetime.

1 I learned a lot of skills and found that the most useful skill is "modesty".

1 1. People fall in love by looks, by romance and by burning money. On the other hand, I am blind.

12. I want to give my future mother-in-law a bad review. The delivery is too slow, I haven't received it yet, and there is no seller show!

13. Stop complaining that you can't find a suitable person among1400 million people. You can't find one of the four options in the exam.

14. Life is not only the present, but also the invitation from old love.

15. Time is a butcher knife. Tell it to handsome people. For ugly people, time can't do anything about them.

15. She is obviously old, but she lives like an elderly aunt. Every day there is a sadness that she can't afford to raise children.

17. When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother, a rabbit by my mother, and single dog by others when I grew up. My life is an animal history.

18. Live well, and there will be a new blow every day.

19. I advise you all to play less with your mobile phones and computers. I feel that my eyesight is getting worse and worse recently, and I can't see the money when I open my wallet. I'm not the kind of cute person who will spend fifty dollars for a long time. Now I must think carefully about spending five dollars. 2 1. I am different from others. I don't need money to solve anything that can be solved with money, because I have no money.

22. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.

23. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found that I was too worried.

24. The best alarm clock in the world is mom. You asked her to call you at 7: 00, and she came at 6: 30, telling you: Hurry up, it's almost 8: 00.

25. Those who look good can be called foodies, and those who don't look good can only be called gits.