Looking for a simple and easy-to-understand English joke

1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (Why are people tired on April Fool's Day?)

2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (What weather do mice and rats fear?)

3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters?

4.What country is popular on Thanksgiving Day? Which country is the most popular? )

5.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (Which question can never be answered by “yes”?)

6.What tree is always very sad? (That kind of tree is always very sad?)

7. Why is an empty purse always the same? (Why is an empty purse always the same?)

8 .What is full when it's used and empty when it's at rest?

9.What do every couple have in common? What are the similarities? )

10.When can you get water with a net? (When can you use a net bag to hold water?)

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Answer:

1.Because they have just had a long March. ( Because they have just passed the long March March; March)

2. When it's raining cats and dogs. (rain cats and dogs heavy rain)

3. When their masters go to the flea market. (When the masters go to the flea market. Flea flea market flea market)

4.Turkey. (Turkey, Turkey, Turkey)

5.Are you asleep?

6.Weeping willow. (Weeping willow willow)

7. Because there is never any change in it.(Because there is no change.

Change change, change)

8.A shoe. (shoes)

9.They are married on the same day. (They are married on the same day)

10.When water is turned into ice. (When water turns into ice)

Part 2:

Questions:

1. Why are giraffes the Cheapest to feed? Why is it the cheapest to raise a giraffe?

2. Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe? Why are dogs afraid of sunbathe?

3. Why is the pig always eating? Why is the pig always eating?

4. Why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights? Why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights?

5. Why don't women get bald as soon as men? Why do men always go bald before women?

6. What can pierce one's ears without a hole? What can pierce one's ears without a hole?

7. What's the longest word in the world? What's the longest word in the world?

8. Why does time fly? Why does time fly?

9. Where can a dog get another tail? Where can a dog get another tail?

Keys:

1. They make a little food go a long way. Because their necks are long, a little bit of food has to go a long way to swallow.

2. They don't want to be hot-dog. Because they don't want to be hot-dog.

3. He's making a hog of himself. He's making a hog of himself.

4. The cold war is over. The cold war is over.

5. Because women wear hire longer. Because women wear their hair longer.

6. Noice. Noise.

7. Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'. Because there is a mile between the two letters S.

8. To get away from all those who are trying to kill it.

9. At a retail store. In a retail store.

Part 3:

1. What changes a pear into a peal? What changes "pear" into "peal"?

2. What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"?

3. What two words contain thousands of letters? What two words contain thousands of letters?

4. Where were you when the power was cut off? Where were you when the power was cut off?

5. Four boys have a basket with four pears in it. How can you divide the pears so that each boy gets a whole pear and one remains in the basket? , with four pears inside.

How would you divide the pear so that each boy has a whole pear and one must remain in the basket?

6. What is the smallest bridge in the world? What is the shortest bridge in the world?

7. Why is the letter E so important? Why is the letter E so important?

8. Which room in the world can you never enter? Which room in the world can you never enter?

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Answer:

1. The letter " L"

2. "What does y-e-s spell?" (When someone asks you) How to spell "yes"?

3. post office post office (actually, the meaning of the original sentence is to deliberately let people understand Letter as a letter, so that it is difficult to guess)

4. In the darkness.

5. Give three boys a pear each, and give the fourth boy a pear with the basket. Give three boys a pear each, and give the fourth boy a pear with the basket.

6. the bridge of nose.

7. Because it's the beginning of everything! Because it's the beginning of everything! (everything: all)

8. Mushroom

p.s.: Sorry, I didn’t see your request clearly, but there are so many you can choose what you need, ^_^ ~

But I did find a lot. Here is the website, which is definitely enough!

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