Reply to classic quotations

1, I walked through youth and got blisters on my feet.

2. The IQ of men cheating is second only to Einstein!

3, life has never died since ancient times, ah, nonsense without paper!

4. Don't hang yourself on a tree. Try to die several times in several nearby trees.

God, did you share a room in summer and winter? Give birth to this damn weather!

6, something to find a secretary to do, nothing to be a secretary!

7, the effect of contraception: unsuccessful, it will become a "person."

8. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

9. Love is countless meals, and marriage is a meal.

10, if I have a pair of eyes that can shed tears, then the suffering I have suffered in my life is worth it.

1 1, the sky is falling, you hold it, I hold it!

12, the beauty leaves in front of her, which often makes the satyr cry.

13, wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

14, two pieces, five million thoughts!

15. My ID card is fake. Don't believe that I am a liar.

16, when is the time to hug each other, Yang is watching.

17, ugly, but ugly is special, very ugly!

18, don't fill the pit just because it is small, and don't fill the pit just because it is big.

19, I lost a penny on the roadside!

20, life, easy. Live, relax. Life is not easy.

2 1, since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on my head anymore.

22. I suspect that the landlord used Kingsoft Express to translate from Chinese to English.

23, hooligans are not terrible, they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

24. Listen to you and save me ten books!

25, if reply is a virtue, then I would have become a saint!

What matters in life is not where you stand, but the direction you face!

27. Take a breath inside and practice fart outside.

28, men can live, sows can climb trees!

29, female, likes sweets, very fat! This woman has a hobby: she hates ants and kills them when she sees them. Ask him the old saying: this little thing loves sweets so much and his waist is so thin!

30. Don't deteriorate in debauchery, but change in silence!

3 1, as long as it is not dirty, we are the mainstream!

Menstruation is not only a woman's pain, but also a man's pain.

33, exercise muscles to prevent being beaten!

34. Buddha said that color is empty, and empty is color! Tonight, I want to be free.

35, reading a book cramps, Si Wen is like a urine collapse!

Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art!

37, life can't be like cooking, all the ingredients are ready before cooking!

My mother always said that if there were no telephones, our family would not be so poor.

39. I am not in the Jianghu, but there are my legends in the Jianghu.

40. I like children, and I prefer the process of being a child!

4 1, time is always a bystander, and all the processes and results need to be borne by yourself.

42. Actually, I am a genius, but unfortunately I am jealous of talents!

43. Stand higher and pee farther.

44, vulnerabilities and patches Qi Fei, blue screen * * * crash color!

45. Those who are more talented than me are not as handsome as me, and those who are more handsome than me are not as talented as me!

46. I am in the Jianghu, but there is no legend of me in the Jianghu.

47. You help me dig a hole, I'll buy one for free, bury it and burn paper.

All men are created equal, except those who get married.

49. If you don't sleep in class, you will get drunk on the wine table.

50. Only the fakes are real, and everything else is fake!

5 1, a man may or may not love you if he has an impulse, but he definitely doesn't love you if he doesn't have an impulse!

52. Business women don't know about national subjugation and hate, and * * * don't know about extramarital affairs.

53. Take off my clothes, I am an animal. Put on my clothes, I am the devil wears Prada!

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

55. Don't step on the wild flowers on the roadside.

56. You are really creative and have the courage to live!

57. After all, men and women are just animals of desire! Can it really be combined because of love? I'm sorry, I don't know.

58. Guan Yu, with a long beard, is personable and armed with a dragon crescent moon blade. People in Jianghu call him Dao Lang.

59, explanation is cover-up, cover-up is equal to no Excellence, no Excellence is better than going home to rest!

60. I never write words, but I write interchangeable words!

6 1. Who was I before I was born and who was I after I was born?

62.damn it! It seems that doctors are crazy! Otherwise how to let him out of the hospital!

63. Erection is not everything, but erection is absolutely impossible!

64, no * * * kiss, which come of bed roll?

65.* * * What do you do? People who mate.

66. Sometimes, you have to fall to the bottom that you have never experienced before to stand on the peak that you have never reached.

67. If dinosaurs were people, what was that person?

68, keep pace with the times, you and I * * * want * *!

69. The dinosaur said, "Don't worry if you encounter a pervert; When you meet animals, enjoy them slowly.

70. Eating and ml are the primary productive forces.

7 1, bed exercise can also lose weight, don't you know?

72. If you can't find a dinosaur, use a lizard coat.

73. If you can't tell your tutor clearly, confuse him!

People explain that I think there will be another madman in this world.

75. When you grow up, marry Tang Yan to be your husband. Play if you can. If you can't play, you can eat him

76. It is forbidden to urinate here, and tools will be confiscated.

77. Tie Hua smiled at me yesterday and asked me to count sheep at night, one sheep, two sheep and three sheep.

78. Break the wife's life tenure system and implement the aunt shareholding system. Introduce the miss competition system and promote the lover contract system.

79. If I irrigate, I will say that I didn't learn Theory of Three Represents well.