In a Chinese text in primary school or junior high school, what are the various ways of telling jokes?

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"Laughter" by Gao Shiqi

Laughter

Author: Gao Shiqi

With the development of modern medicine, our understanding of laughter , more profound.

Laughter is a sign that people are in a happy mood and is good for health. Laughter is a complex neurological reflex. When a joke from the outside becomes a signal and is transmitted to the cerebral cortex through the human senses, the cerebral cortex receives the signal and immediately commands the muscles of the whole body or part of the muscles to move, and laughter appears.

Xiao Ze smiled sweetly, which was just a slight facial muscle movement. A normal smile, that's all.

The biggest one is a hearty laugh, a loud laugh, which not only moves the facial muscles, but also moves the vocal organs. They laughed, danced, and even the muscles and bones of the whole body were mobilized.

Laughing in the chest can expand the chest muscles, strengthen the movement of the lungs, and make people breathe normally.

When you laugh in your belly, your abdominal muscles contract and expand, producing gastric juice in time to help digestion, increase appetite, and promote the body's metabolism.

Laugh in the heart. The muscles of the blood vessels strengthen the movement. It speeds up blood circulation and makes people look rosy and energetic.

Laughing throughout the whole body can make the muscles of the whole body move. In addition to being excited, it makes people relaxed, sleeps well, and is full of energy.

Laughter is also a kind of movement, constantly changing and developing. The sound of laughter can be loud or small; far or near; high or low; thick or thin; fast or slow; true or false; smart or clumsy; gentle or rough; and hearty. There are delicate ones; there are realistic ones, there are romantic ones; there are sneers, there are passionate smiles, and so on, this is the dialectics of laughter.

The philosophy of laughter.

The essence of laughter is happiness.

The phenomenon of laughter is to let smile and laughter accompany your life.

There are many forms of laughter, and they appear in all kinds of shapes and forms, all the time and everywhere.

The content of laughter is rich and colorful, including human life.

Jokes and jokes abound, and they can be compiled into special collections.

The medicine of laughter. Laughter can heal. People with neurasthenia should smile more.

Laughter can eliminate excessive muscle tension and prevent pain.

There is a limit to laughter, it’s just enough. Patients with high blood pressure and myocardial infarction should not laugh.

The psychology of laughter. People from all walks of life have their own views on laughter and their own psychological characteristics. The salesperson smiles at the customer. This smile is a polite smile that makes the customer feel warm.

The politics of laughter. People who do political and ideological work must smile and cannot keep a straight face.

The pedagogy of laughter. Confucius said: "Learn and practice from time to time, that's right!" This is Confucius encouraging his disciples to study diligently. Reading is a happy thing. When we are in school, we often hear the sound of reading, mixed with laughter.

The art of laughing. The actor's smile is so comfortable and happy. Therefore, when people watch comedy, burlesque and circus performances, the theater is always full of laughter. There is the literature of laughter, and cross talk is the literature of laughter.

Poems about laughter. During the Spring Festival, People's Daily published poems about laughter. The content is: "When you tore off the first calendar of 1981, you smiled, smiled, and smiled so sweetly. Is it a belief that the tree of youth grows greener and greener? It is a wish: the flower of life. The more it blooms, the more beautiful it becomes! Ah! In the grand plan of the motherland’s New Year, your smile must be a strong spring color..."

Smile, you are a flower on your neck. The garden is open.

You are like a cloud on your face, flying between your eyebrows and eyes.

You are the sister of beauty and the beloved daughter of artists.

You are the partner of love. With love in your life, your smile will be sweeter. Laugh, you are the cure for illness and the friend of health.

You are a driving force that drives work and production forward.

Laughter is a personal creation and a manifestation of the emotional harmony of collective life.

Laughter is a great thing and is an aspect of building socialist spiritual civilization.

My science sketch, coupled with foreign information, can have a place in the encyclopedia under the item of laughter.

Let all mankind have smiles, smiles and laughter, and turn the miserable world into a sea of ??joy.

"Talking and Laughing" by Zhou Ruchang

Talking and Laughing

Zhou Ruchang

Laughter is a facial expression that reflects the inner heart. "Welcome with a smile", "a spring breeze on the face", and "a smile on the face" prove the relationship between smile and face. "Qi Yan", "Ji Yan", "Xiao Zhuyan" are more literary, but they talk about the same relationship.

"Smiling tiger", "Smiling on the face, suffering in the heart", the situation is different, "reflecting the heart" and so on, need to be re-examined, but the "facial expression" is still valid.

Face is a general term, and smile is particularly closely related to certain "parts" of it. The first is the mouth. It is easy to see whether one is "laughing all the time" or "laughing so much that one cannot close the mouth"; "puckering one's lips" smile, "turning one's lips" and "grin" smiles are all related to the mouth, but each has its own merits. However, sometimes the mouth doesn't let you see which form it is in, so you have to figure it out on your own.

The second is teeth. Elegant people, all ladies, pay attention to "smiling without showing teeth". However, "charming teeth" and "teeth cold" inevitably have some manifestations. "Laughing your teeth off" will make you want to be elegant but have no way to do it.

The third is the chin. It's okay to "remove one's jaw", but to the point of "taking off one's jaw", one needs to ask an orthopedic doctor to "take it off".

The fourth is the eye. If you are happy from the bottom of your heart, you will be "smiling" and "smiling until your eyes are narrowed to a slit".

Does smile only have something to do with the face - whether "whole" or "partial"? Not entirely so. "Holding the palm" refers to the hands; "holding the belly" refers to the belly.

Laughter can also affect the whole body. "Laughter cannot be lifted up" or "laughter bends the waist". "It doesn't matter if you laugh until your stomach hurts", "laugh to your stomach", or even "laugh to your stomach", then the matter is not trivial, and you must seek medical treatment. The rescue was unsuccessful, and you finally "laughed to death". Probably it has happened before.

After "laughing", it may not be over, because you can still "laugh" underground.

"Guanyingsuojue", This is something that the ancients did not do. People today can still try it.

The way a woman smiles varies from person to person. The Taoist Zhang should be "laughing" and "looking back with a smile" can only be made by Yang Yuhuan. The "stupid overlord" Xue Da is not good at "laughing cleverly". When he speaks, he often causes "uproar" and "uproar".

"Charming", "偁然", "卍Ran", "uproar", how can they be the same?

As for the sound, "haha", "heehee", "hehehe" ", "scared", "chichi", "dumb", and "giggle", etc. are roughly used to describe the girl's "silver bell-like laughter".

"Laughing", "Laughing faintly", "Laughing Yingying", and "Laughing Yinyin" each have their own expressions.

Distinguish the types, "wry smile", "smirk", "silly smile" and "fake smile". "Smiling with you", "laughing flatteringly", "sneering" (although there is no "hot smile", the phrase "sneering hot haha" proves that laughter is hot), "laughing secretly", "laughing wildly", "laughing evilly", "laughing evilly" ".

There are also "hidden smiles", "slight smiles", "coquettish smiles", "yan smiles", "long smiles", and "feigned smiles". This is probably too "quaint", but it can't be Deprive them of their right to exist.

"Smiling knowingly", "Smiling at each other", "Smiling at each other", "Laughing up to the sky", "Unconsciously laughing", "No one laughs at himself", " "Looking like a smile, but not smiling", "Forcing a smile without smiling"... and "Laughing but not smiling" (this skill is the most difficult to achieve).

There is another category, "making fun of", "making fun of" ", "to make people laugh", "to make people laugh", "to see people laugh", "to ask for laughter", "to make fun of", "to buy laughter", "to sell laughter".

As for "slam", "ridicule" and "哂" "Scoff", "ridicule", "tease"... are naturally difficult to exclude from the wide range of laughter.

Laughter is so colorful, and when we think of this, we can't help laughing.

I often think about how rich and vivid the motherland’s language is, and how profound and comprehensive the people’s experience of life is. Writers, rappers, translators, linguists, sociologists... How can we not take a tour of this treasure house and explore it? If there is such a dictionary, it can classify ancient and modern elegant and popular words (allusions to "laughter"). , another category, not included in this list), people can see it at a glance, and its significance should be very certain.

My idea may have been put into practice by some scholars long ago, and I still believe it. If there are so many family treasures here, they will become the "laughing stock" and "joke material"

Bing Xin's "Laughter"

Bing Xin's "Laughter"

[ 2008-1- 18 15:10:00 | By: Green Riverside Grass]

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Recommended The sound of rain gradually stopped, and clear light faintly penetrated behind the curtains. Open the window

Look, ah! The cool clouds have dispersed, and the remaining drops on the leaves, reflecting the moon, are like thousands of fluorescent lights, flickering and moving.

——I never expected that after Bitter Rain and Lonely Deng, there would be such a beautiful picture

!

After standing by the window for a while, I felt a slight chill. Turning around, I was suddenly dazzled. Everything else in the room was hidden in the cloud of light; only the angel in the painting on the wall was immersed in the dim light.

——This angel in white is holding flowers, spreading her wings, and smiling slightly at me.

"It seems like I have seen this smile before. When did I..."

I sat under the window and thought without knowing it - thinking silently. .

The tightly closed curtain in my heart slowly opened, and an impression from five years ago emerged.

——A very long ancient road. The mud under the donkey's feet was slippery. The water in the ditch is gurgling.

The green trees in the nearby village were all enveloped in wet smoke. The bow-like crescent moon hangs on the treetops. While walking, there seemed to be a child on the side of the road, holding a pile of bright white things. The donkey passed by and accidentally looked back. ——He was holding flowers, barefoot

, and smiled slightly at me.

"It's like I've seen this smile before somewhere!" I still thought - silently

I thought.

Another inner curtain emerged, slowly opening up, and an impression from ten years ago emerged.

——The rainwater under the eaves fell on the clothes drop by drop.

The water bubbles beside the earthen steps were swirling around. The wheat rows and grape trellises in front of the door are all freshly washed

The yellow and tender green are very bright. ——

The rain finally cleared up after a while, so I hurriedly walked downhill

. When I saw the moon rising from the sea, I suddenly remembered that I had forgotten something.

I stopped and turned around. The old woman in this hut - she was leaning against the door, holding flowers, and smiling slightly at me.

This same subtle expression is like a gossamer, floating together,

tied together.

At this time, my heart is bright and clear, as if I have ascended to the fairyland, or returned to my hometown. The three smiles that appeared in front of my eyes were temporarily melted into the harmony of love and became indistinct.

The unforgettable laughter

I am about to graduate from elementary school. The most unforgettable thing in my six years of elementary school life is the laughter of my friends. The students in the team all love to laugh, and everyone’s laughter is different. "Gegege", this is Yu Xiao's laughter, which is very contagious. She is reading a composition to her classmates while laughing. The interesting plot and dialogue in the composition, especially her laughter, made everyone laugh.

Captain Lu Shan’s smile is very elegant: with her eyes bent and her mouth pursed, no matter what conflicts there are among her classmates or what knots they have in their hearts, as long as she hears her "Hey", everything will be over. No more.

"Hee hee hee!" This was the laughter of the big man Fang Ping. As soon as I heard such a pen, I knew she was teasing people again. It turned out that she was laughing at Wang Yu, saying that she spoke "Sichuan Mandarin", and Wang Yu was so angry that he burst into tears. At this time, Lu Shan came over and smiled: "Hey, Cumulonimbus is here, do you want me to give a weather forecast?" Everyone laughed, and Wang Yu also laughed.

"Hahaha!" This particularly loud smile belonged to Chen Li. Chen Li is the most naughty boy in the class. When the team was formed, other teams refused to take him. Lu Shan pursed her lips and gave him a hey, and our team accepted him. Since then we have often heard Chen Li’s laughter of “hehehe”. Amid laughter, Chen Li was repairing tables, chairs, doors and windows for the class.

At this time, the familiar laughter of the team members rang in my ears again: the laughter during the picnic, the laughter during the spring outing, the laughter when winning the quiz competition, and the laughter when winning awards in the morning meeting. .

Ah, the laughter of joy, the laughter of unity, the laughter full of ideals! This is the laughter of my dear squad.

It has been imprinted in the depth of my mind, allowing me to remember our happy team forever!