Funny sentences that make people laugh.

1, there is a grave in my heart, where widows are buried.

2. I won't hit you, you don't know that I am both civil and military.

Others always see us holding hands happily. In fact, the truth is: yes, once I let go, she will go shopping.

4. I accidentally want to grow old with you.

5, think about the salary ratio, forget it, don't want to live.

6. Edison went out to play with a couple and later invented the light bulb.

7. Touch screens are popular in mobile phones and computers now. A friend especially felt: Now that technology is developing so fast, it is hard to say which day TV will touch the screen. Another friend said: you are so stupid! Do I have to walk over and poke with my finger without the remote control?

8. When summer came, I realized that staying in a cool place was not a curse. This is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

9. Raising fish is very troublesome. I often forget to change water once a week. Then I have to change the fish once a week.

10, when time and patience are luxuries, we can only get to know each other by constellations.

1 1, Journey to the West told us that monsters with backgrounds were all taken away, and those without backgrounds were killed by a stick.

12, don't drag in front of me like 2.58 million, just pose and force!

13, you are not a traffic policeman in my mind, and you have no right to interfere in my direction.

14, it is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as love.

15, some people are as smart as the weather and changeable; Some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, and they can't tell when the weather changes.

16, I envy my deskmate, the best deskmate in the world.

17, couples need to investigate deeply, otherwise how can they understand each other?

18, the dean's nagging is like chewing a program, and he can't stop.

19, woman, eloquence is common but figure is not common; Men are often numbers, not money.

20. I like you so much that you will die.

2 1. Don't say "Actually, you're fine" to me when you break up. Why did you dump me?

22. I want to make a download software called earmuffs. Because lightning is inaudible.

23. Someone actually wears blue eye shadow, which is an insult to my dark circles!

24, little man, silly neither cold nor hot, I love being poor and happy every day.

25. I have a special liking for people who talk for a second. How about a second?

26, I am not a superman, because I wear pants outside my underwear.

27. Women should not think that just because they are good-looking, they can stop studying. () A man should not think that he can grow ugly just because he studies well.

28. The longer you have contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

What you need in the cold war is to fall down wisely.

30. I really want to chat with you, but you know what? It is difficult to find a topic and create an atmosphere.

3 1, if this is not love, then I would rather sell cabbage.

32. People have lost weight, waist and buttocks. Why do we have to start with brain cells?

33. The weather is as hot as a joke and life is like nonsense.

34. Wait for your concern until I close my heart.

35. Don't pretend to me that you have a wonderful life. Happiness, don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

37. Every girl has a running uncle in her heart.

38. If marriage is the grave of love, then blind date is to look at Feng Shui for the grave; Confession is digging your own grave; Marriage is a double suicide; Empathy is moving the grave; A third party, it's a grave robbery!

39. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

40. playing with feelings? I'll make you cry rhythmically

4 1, one white covers all the ugliness, and one fat destroys everything.

42. Failing math usually means that we are all children who can't calculate.

43. You are too short! Let me borrow your telescope to see more clearly. Am I not handsome?

44. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?

45. Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find shoes nor find their way.

46. If you are doomed to fail to give me the expected response. Then keep a safe distance.

47. The merry-go-round is the most cruel game in the world, chasing each other, but always separated by a sad distance.

If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

49. Stop fooling around, or you will be confused by the days.

There is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream.

5 1, don't mess with me, or I'll let you die rhythmically.

52. When I love you, you are what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you?

53. People who run around brothels are not old. Please use Huiren Shenbao.

54. It was very easy to mix in ancient times. Cut it and you can be a civil servant.

55. Don't look at what you shouldn't see, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear, don't think about what you shouldn't think, and do what you should do.

56. When I have money, I will buy a bus, take the bus lane and stop at the bus stop. If someone wants to get on the bus, I will say: Sorry, this is a private car.

57. When something happens, you should first find the reason from yourself. Don't blame the earth for being unattractive when you can't shit? Before you spit, think about what you have done and whether you are qualified to talk about others! I am not perfect, but I am honest and natural. What about you?