Why does it feel so good to immigrate to Britain?

I personally came to England and summed it up. I think it's not completely unreasonable. I feel very good. It's not the peanut metropolis in Durham as you think, and sometimes you even think it's the countryside. He is a developed country because the social order here is stable and the social mood is harmonious (not forced intervention by the government). If a country is compared to a car, it is really a well-run sports car.

Here, many things need to be booked by phone, such as getting a haircut and seeing a doctor.

Here, the standard conference meal is not delicious food, just a few sandwiches and juice, black tea, coffee or water.

Here, if you need to buy a software for scientific research, you need a detailed demonstration report, ranging from dozens to hundreds of pages, which will be purchased for you after being appraised by experts and departments.

Here, you don't have to wait in line to take the bus, because everyone humbly lets the other side get on first.

Here, an ordinary two-story building may only cost less than RMB 6,543.8+0,000. If you insist on turning it into a fairy tale villa, it may cost 2 million or more, but a non-luxury house (called a palace) will never exceed 4 million RMB (except London), but the average monthly salary is about 2,000 pounds (2W RMB).

Here, most people drive used cars, unless you have a successful career and have worked for many years.

Here, many people rent houses instead of buying them.

You can drink tap water directly here.

Here, you can always find a football field within 500 meters of Fiona Fang where you live.

Here, it is extravagant to spend 300 yuan to cut a hair.

Here, your boss may wear a suit, a pair of sports shoes and a schoolbag and ride a bike to work instead of a shiny Mercedes.

Here, it is not how rich you are, but how happy you are.

Here, the highway is free, that is to say, you may only spend gasoline to drive from Edinburgh to London.

There aren't many people here who have Lu and.

Here, no one will boast that you are sick. How can I trust you if you don't even cherish yourself?

Here, you should be ashamed that you forgot to turn off the light or tap. Please leave some resources for future generations.

Here, disabled people ride disabled cars and enjoy the blue sky, green space and fresh air like ordinary people. The world belongs to everyone.

Here, if your religious belief or race is discriminated against, you can call the police unless you are willing to swallow it.

Here, except for British natives, political parties that want to leave Britain will not get any support, and even if they do, they will be negligible.

Here, most people drive small-displacement cars that look like QQ, reducing fuel consumption and emissions, and the living environment is the first.

Everything over 50 pounds (500 RMB contract) is very expensive here.

It's impolite to force others to do things they don't want to do here.

Here, the nightlife is very monotonous, most British people only go to bars, and a few rich people also go to casinos.

Here, after 7 pm, few shops are open.

Here, the prime minister is only a very important job, and the salary is relatively high.

Here, everyone is equal before the law

Here, if you are liked, many British people will learn your mother tongue from you.

Here, you can tell your English friend that English food is English, and then he nods happily and says I like Chinese food.

Here, students are diligent, not misinformed poor students, from undergraduate to doctoral, unless you go to the bottom university.

Here, dishonest people are very excluded.

Here, most people who don't work hard don't get along well because their work attitude is not recognized.

Here, gifts over 65,438+00 will be regarded as conspiracy and suspected of bribery. My gift to my tutor is a pair of chopsticks with a shopping list of 3.8 pounds. My tutor still thinks the gift is a little heavy.

Here, 90% of unnatural deaths are on the front page.

Here, you can stand on the street and hold a big sign: Gordon Brown is SB. There is a group of people behind you.

Here, the academic rigor to undergraduate thesis is not allowed to have similarities, and the special software check, if there are more than 10% similarities, all will be hanged.

Here, you can say rubish in front of the teacher, but please attach a reason that convinces him.

Here, scientific truth is above all authority.

Here, the law does not give anyone special treatment.

Here, there are few beggars, only happy street performers.

Here, forgiveness is always greater than hatred.

Here, believe me, no one wants to destroy your country. If it is true that imperialism killed me, then my life experience is false.

Here, fishing requires a license, if not, it is illegal.

It is illegal for minors to buy alcohol and tobacco here.

Here, you will never see a luxurious wedding motorcade.

Here, many bicycles are both hands, including my teacher's.

It is illegal to catch and kill animals here.

Here, a small two-story house may take a year to build, but it will never fall down after a hundred years of wind and rain.

Here, an ordinary new book costs tens of pounds. Please sell your books to others as second-hand, so that we can cut down many trees less.

The discount here is really a discount, not a discount after the price increase.

Most of the necessities here are not expensive.

Here, the premise of many sciences is environmental protection, not benefit.

Here, you can call your tutor by his first name. Again, science has no authority.

Here, it is really blue.

The river is really clear here.

The shelf life of food here is really short.

Here, please don't worry about fakes, but there must be no good goods at low prices.

Cooperation here is a habit, not a method.

Here, hundreds of years old buildings can be seen everywhere, not cultural relics.

Here, ITY University is called a university, which means that tolerance is great.

Here, taxi drivers won't detour because you are a foreigner, at least I haven't met them, and there may be.

Here, stupidity is not because of low IQ, but because of logical confusion.

Here, the meaning of many people's work is to make life valuable, not to make more money.

Here, 99.9% of toilets are toilets, and there is always paper in the carriage.

Here, 99.9% people think Chinese food is the best.

Here, thank the driver for taking the bus.

Here, big thanks and small cheers. You can say thank you or goodbye.

Here, Britain is not called man, it is called man.

Here, the important factor to distinguish whether it is a big city is whether there is a Chinatown.

Here, they know more about and are more interested in closed North Korea than open South Korea.

Here, the weather forecast is an entertainment program with low ratings.

Here, no matter how heavy it rains, some people don't bring an umbrella, but if they do, they will bring the long-handled golf umbrella. Because the umbrella was blown casually.

Here, except those who have just arrived from China, no one uses 50-pound notes, and everyone has to swipe their cards to buy a plastic bag. Even if you really want to use it, you should say apologetically before using it: "I'm sorry, would you please accept my poor 50-pound note?" Just me? I have. " And then looked at her piteously.

Here, Evian is a pound and two barrels.

Here, Starbucks can only open when COSTA is full.

Here, CKJ and H&; M is a brand of grade, although sometimes it is better than H &；; M is cheap.

Here, there is no place without a body shop, including a village with only cattle and sheep.

Here, among 10 people, 3 have an iphone, 3, 3 have an imac, 3, 3 have an ipad, and 1 has all three.

Here, Cambridge and Oxford are fighting with each other just like 360 and QQ. In the eyes of the British, these two universities are not only universities, but also symbols of British tradition.

Here, Burberry's position in the UK is irreplaceable by any other brand. Even if it is a discount store, I won't open it with you GUCCI.

Here, the British model is simply boots+stovepipe pants+shirt+plaid sweater vest+Burberry scarf.

Here, you can usually see clothes of the four seasons on the road.

Apples and oranges are sold one by one here. Don't talk about mangosteen and pitaya, they have never seen them.

Here, the love of football is no less than that of Brazil and Argentina.

The air here is good, but not as good as Switzerland.

Here, London is a city that exists like a god. You have to pay a map of the London underground behind the map of the small village of Coventry.

Here, once British cars, Land Rover, Jaguar, Aston Martin, Mini Cooper, Rolls-Royce and Bentley were the first choices for buying cars.

Here, the price of a new car is half that of China. In 2008, the price of a second-hand BMW in China was at most a BYD F3.

Here, the five-star luxury hotel on the Thames may be on the third floor, and there is not even a TV in it. But fireplaces, flower sofas and English teapots are standard.

Here, people you don't know will smile at you on the road

Here, if you build a manhole cover, you can't wait to close the whole road.

Here, blind people can also be professors.

Small cities here are hatchbacks, and big cities are auto shows. All the cars you have seen and never seen will appear in the first district of London.

For example, if you buy 14 pound 8, you can only give him an integer, but you can't give him 20 pound 8. If you can't figure it out, he will say, "Excuse me, can I? Don't have both. " Not to mention buying 16, you give him 2 1 and let him change 5 Jin.

Here, the supermarket means that there are no thieves in the world. You can brush your own bar code, insert your credit card, enter your password, take the receipt and leave. There is no high-tech railing at the door to detect whether you have stolen anything.

Here you can study in one city and live in another. Some people say that Britain is so small, but in fact it is called high urbanization.

Here, if one day the British government closes all the bars, members of parliament will rebel with the people.

Mobile phones are sold everywhere here.

Here, the queen has the right to distribute the land at will. As long as you see this, go around: this land is privately owned by Count XXX and authorized by Her Majesty the Queen.

Here, nothing is as important as learning English before coming to England. Even if you get the IELTS score of 10, you still don't understand what you should know, you still can't say what you should say, you still don't understand what you should know, and you still can't spell what you should.

Here, the frequency of trains is higher than that of buses.

Here, buying a new book for one semester is more expensive than tuition.

Here, the tuition fee of 20 13 is double.

Here, the place with the highest proportion of China people is not Chinatown, but luxury shopping malls such as Harrods Department Store, Searle Foric Department Store and Biester Village.

Here, you can't see the slogan of the London Olympic Games at all.

Here, there are daylight saving time and winter time. Every year1on the morning of October 30th 10, all localities put their watches back one hour.

Here it is. May I speak to you? M I'm sorry. I apologize before serving. I apologize when I meet someone in the subway. I apologize when I forget to pull the door for the lady. I apologize before I apologize. This is really a country of etiquette. Sorry sorry