Humor of traffic jam at middle school intersection: talking about friends circle

Humor of traffic jam at middle school intersection: talk about friends circle: 1. Going home for the Spring Festival is the perfect way to go home, but perfection is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams.

2. Life is comfortable like a stove, and now life is well-fed. Driving is a common occurrence, and you can go in and out of the sun. Every day after work, the flood is sluggish, and I am as tired as a serf when I get home. Is it faster than mobike? There is no such tool.

3. Traffic jam is like killing a pig.

Mom said that the road of Qingguo College was too crowded and there would be traffic jams, so she wouldn't let me take the bus and told me to go by myself.

Get up in the morning, it is raining lightly, and my wife asks me to drive to work and take her to work. I said angrily, "Why? I also mopped the floor, washed dishes and did all the housework. Why did you reward me in such a cruel way? -I'd rather break the washboard than drive to work! " Say that finish, ride away!

6. The May Day holiday is coming. I bought a globe. The world is so big that I can not only look around, but also walk around.

7. Tell everyone a bolt from the blue, want to cry without tears, and make the gods cry: the traffic jam section of Hangzhou Ring Expressway is kilometers long! The traffic in the whole city is almost a circle.

8. On the expressway, the traffic jam lasted for more than ten hours.

9. Traffic jam on the road is also a kind of travel. ?

10.？ There is a first time for everything, for example, because of the traffic jam at high speed, you can't get on the high speed! Driving back to the third factory from the oil field for the first time! I believe in navigation too much! Take the small ramp, dangerous bridge! Scared all the way! Finally when I let go of the dirt road, I gave up! I met three kind boys and helped me reset my navigation! I chose the only place to go! Get home safely after a big traffic jam!

12. On the way home, the traffic jam is like constipation for many years, and the passengers in the car don't move no matter how anxious they are.

13. There is still a traffic jam on the airport expressway at 2: 30 in the morning, and I really want to vomit blood.

14.30. I have to go back and forth for 4 hours and 90 kilometers every day for a meeting in the north these days, with backache, headache and upset. From the second ring road to the fourth ring road, there is traffic jam all day. A few years ago, it was really different. There are too many cars!

15. Traffic jam, also called calories.

Humor of traffic jam at middle school intersection: talk about circle of friends 2 16. I have practiced a realm: traffic jam, not in the mood to block!

17. You drive, or you don't drive, the road is blocked and you can't walk. ?

18. Humorous talk on Christmas Eve 1

19. It rains all night and festivals are always blocked by cars.

20. Check it out. Traffic jam version: If you drive, or don't drive, the road will be blocked and you can't walk.

2 1. Staying at home is the greatest contribution to the long vacation. It is not difficult for traffic police, cleaners, insurance companies and gasoline resources, and it is even more difficult for toll collectors who issue cards and collect them at high speed without charge.

22. Before me, where were those lost times? Behind me, where are the future generations? Thinking of the traffic jam ahead, I shouted to drive myself.

23. Who remembers the seven days of National Day, and the traffic jam was also happy.

24. I originally brought two boxes of high-end moon cakes and drove out to give gifts. I was stuck in the middle of the road. I was so hungry that I ate moon cakes and found an exit to go home.

25. I feel uneasy about the traffic jam. I'll buy a plane when labor and capital become nouveau riche. Fuck it.

26. My brother went home and wished him a happy National Day traffic jam!

27. 1. Expressway, Pikou, the traffic jam is so severe that it is estimated that it may not be possible to get off at noon.

28. The car is crowded into a knot, the driver is fidgety and the horn is ringing.

29. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the way home. ?

30. Traffic jams are very annoying. A bunch of annoying things get stuck in traffic jams and can only be alleviated by music. AC/DC will always be at the top of my song list. Turn up the volume and close the window. This moment is my own time.

Talk about the humorous circle of friends in traffic jams

The traffic jam on National Day is terrible. It is estimated that the three or four-hour drive will be extended to about eight hours. I feel sorry for myself still on the highway … I guess I can have breakfast when I get back ~ … I thought I was going to enroll in a university outside the province, but it's okay.

2. Traffic jam is very annoying. A bunch of annoying things get stuck in traffic jams and can only be alleviated by music. AC/DC will always be at the top of my song list. Turn up the volume and close the window. This moment is my own time.

We can't predict when there will be traffic jams, just as we can't predict when our lover will change his mind.

We can watch the sunset together. If it is blocked for a while, we can watch the sunrise together.

Everyone gets off and does morning exercises. There are also drivers walking their dogs on the highway.

On weekdays, it spits out smoke and traffic jams, but a first snow, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

7.？ The longest national day in history, the longest traffic jam!

8. I'm finally going home for the New Year, but I'm really afraid of this traffic jam. What I fear most now is traffic jam. This Du Jie process is too difficult.

9. Expressway Auto Show, a luxury auto show with the most complete variety and the largest number of exhibitors.

10. The real quality of life is that you don't have to go out to endure traffic jams on holidays such as National Day. * * * with everyone.

1 1. Let's go, if you don't stop me, I will lose!

12. Unexpectedly, someone went home last month and will arrive this month.

13. It's really bad to be too far away from home. A seven-day holiday means going back and forth for two days. Considering the traffic jam, you may lose a day or two, but what can you do?

14. Alas, I got angry early in the morning. First there was a traffic jam in the city, and then the black-hearted freight forwarder maliciously overcharged me for forklift trucks. Then the customer insisted on ordering a product that I had explicitly told to stop production. That's enough.

15. It's just a traffic jam. There is really a traffic jam on this road!

16. In the morning, it's basically biscuits and flour, and that's it.

17. Going home for the New Year is a wonderful way to go home, but happiness is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams. ?

18. Come on, it's a blessing. It's a full-speed traffic jam.

19. Yell when the road is rough and walk the dog on the highway.

20. Don't get stuck in traffic jams, smile and see the scenery in a different mood.

Humorous circle of friends in traffic jam: Part II: 2 1. I am a wandering wanderer, stuck in traffic jam for an hour on the expressway, and climbing to Jinan at a speed of ten miles.

22. Every time there is a traffic jam, I am calm. It's no use worrying. Might as well listen to music.

23.？ Since everyone realized that there would be traffic jams on the expressway during the festival, the traffic jam time has been advanced.

24. Since God has given talents, let them be used! Don't move for two hours.

25. Do you hate it? Car navigation doesn't work

26. The old driver told us a truth: when there is a traffic jam, the road on the right is the fastest; When it is clear, the throttle in the middle is the strongest.

27. alas! If you don't watch the weather forecast when you go out, there will be traffic jams and heavy rains on the expressway. When can I go home?

28. Chinese-style traffic jam, Tai 'an section of Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, three cars rear-ended, but the cars behind them missed each other, which caused the wrecker to be unable to enter the scene and was blocked for more than an hour.

29. Every time I go to school, it doesn't go well. Three cars collided and there was a big traffic jam on the expressway.

30. Go out early and return late, cross an intersection for half an hour, and there are all kinds of traffic jams on the road. Is it worth wasting time?

3 1. The traffic jam made me doubt my life … The taxi driver took me to the exit again … I still couldn't find the entrance after four years, and I was really worried.

32. I took two boxes of high-grade moon cakes and drove out to give gifts. I was stuck in the middle of the road. I was so hungry that I ate moon cakes and found an exit to go home.

33. Under the dense drizzle, I am not afraid of smog or cloudy days. As long as you go out on the road, there will be traffic jams.

34. There is no way to go after heavy mountains and heavy waters. When you wake up, you still stand still.

35. I wish everyone who travels today is stuck in traffic so that you can't accompany me.

36. The traffic jam made me doubt my life … The taxi driver took me to the exit again … I'm really worried that I still can't find the entrance after the New Year.

37. There is still a traffic jam on the airport expressway at 2: 30 in the morning. I really want to vomit blood.

38. I can think of the most romantic thing about Chinese New Year, which is staying at home with you. Look at the traffic jams in the street.

39. It is difficult to get on the bridge, difficult to get off the bridge, and the overhead block is strict. It is difficult to get off the bridge, but it is difficult to get on it. Walk in the middle of the car. ?

40. The traffic jam is a car, not a time, and of course there are people.

Humorous sentences in traffic jams are said in a circle of friends.

Humorous sentences in traffic jams are told in the circle of friends (I) 1. Traffic jam, also called calories.

At this time of the day, the passing cars seem to be gathering together and unwilling to leave for a long time.

Are you stuck in traffic today?

4. On the way to work, the traffic in Wan Li is empty. Looking inside and outside the street, the car shop is like a turtle, and the driver is restless and motionless, always peeing at the red light. The traffic is so heavy that countless rich people get on the bus. Cherish Audi A6, as slow as a snail. Mercedes-Benz BMW, nowhere to get mad. A generation of Tianjiao, Lamborghini, watched the electric motorcycle catch up with the car in tears. I used to count bicycles and laugh while pedaling.

5. Before me, where were those lost times? Behind me, where are the future generations? Miss the traffic jam ahead and cry with the car.

6. Traffic jam, almost passed out by urine. Sum up the lesson: drink water in small sips, and don't drink too much at a time.

7. Do you think there will be serious traffic jams in heaven and hell at the end of the world?

8. This is a tragedy. We will go home soon. There is a traffic jam on the expressway.

9. 18. The traffic jam upset me, so I didn't move. I rolled down the window and blew, and the buddies in the car next to me saw me say hello. Hey, your beard is long and dense, quite handsome, and you stayed for a long time. I said not long. I just shaved before I went out.

10. The taillights are red everywhere, and the ears are full of harsh flutes. My heart has been worried for a long time, and my head is like thunder.

1 1. It's on the second ring road. Don't go to traffic jams in the future.

12. From the toll booth to the provincial highway, cars are blocked. Why not let them go for free?

13. There was a traffic jam on the expressway last night, so I ran down to take pictures of the stars. ?

14. I have been stuck in the traffic jam for over an hour. That's great. How expensive it is to take a taxi in Beijing. You got me stuck in a traffic jam.

15. At the traffic lights ahead, put it into a pot and stick it. I waited for minutes, but I haven't got half a step.

Humorous sentences about traffic jams are sent to friends circle (2) 16. Traffic jam is busy, busy, idle, happy and healthy.

17. Wait for you at the next intersection. There is a traffic jam at this intersection.

18. Don't get stuck in traffic, smile and watch the scenery in a different mood. ?

19. Going home for the New Year, all kinds of traffic jams, traffic jams are not blocked!

20. When I got up in the morning, it was drizzling slightly. My wife asked me to drive to work and then sent her to work. I said angrily, "Why? I also mopped the floor, washed dishes and did all the housework. Why did you reward me in such a cruel way? -I'd rather break the washboard than drive to work! " Say that finish, ride away!

2 1. It rains all night and festivals are always blocked by cars.

22. Traffic jams are very annoying. A bunch of annoying things get stuck in traffic jams and can only be alleviated by music. AC/DC will always be at the top of my song list. Turn up the volume and close the window. This moment is my own time.

23. The lover is waiting for you. Think about whether you are stuck in a traffic jam or lost.

24. The century-old precipitation was once blocked.

25. Set out before the National Day traffic jam. I got on the highway at ten o'clock in the evening. At first glance, I think it's almost Jiangyin Bridge. I always do this when I go back to my parents' house. Looking forward to next year's high-speed rail. Leave the place that makes me tired and go back to see my dear friend. It's not excitement, it's more calm and release. I know there will always be someone by my side ~

26. Congestion, if only there were fewer private cars, so the road wouldn't be blocked. If private cars can queue up politely, traffic will not be blocked. If everyone doesn't crowd, we will go home soon, and anxious friends won't be upset by traffic jams. Let's have fewer private cars.

27. Who remembers the seven days of National Day, and the traffic jam was also happy.

28.？ Single girls can have blind dates on the highway today. Look at the property from the mode, look at the personality from the attitude, look at the renal function from the urine ... I can only help you here, don't thank me.

29.22. High-speed traffic jam. I shouted who was going to hit the glory of the king, but I laughed.

30. I can think of the most romantic thing about Chinese New Year, which is staying at home with you. Look at the traffic jams in the street.

Humorous copywriting in traffic jam circle of friends

Send a humorous copy to the circle of friends in traffic jam (I) 1. Go home, go home, when will it clear up?

2. An hour's journey, an hour's trek.

Get up early, drive out, and still haven't left your favorite city for hours.

It seems that my first National Day will be spent on the bus, and there are traffic jams every National Day, which is very Anhui.

I hope there will be no traffic jam on my way back to Xitang tomorrow, but according to the traffic jam on National Day in previous years, I seem to be dreaming.

6. If the road is blocked, it depends on the weather, and the weather is blocked.

7. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. Minutes, and clothes. Upset.

8. There was a serious traffic jam when I went home during the New Year. It's been blocked for more than three hours. There are teammates stuck in traffic all the way.

9.26. In the high-speed traffic jam ... four people in a car and three people playing mahjong on their mobile phones ... I ... can't. ...

10. Centennial precipitation, once and for all.

1 1. The taillights are red everywhere, and the ears are full of flutes. My heart has been worried for a long time, and my head is like thunder.

12. It's just a traffic jam. There is really a traffic jam on this road!

13. The traffic jam is great. Just get off and have a meal.

14. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the way home. ?

15. Although I am happy to go home for the New Year, the traffic jam is still very painful. At the moment, I am on the road, and the traffic is seriously blocked.

16. My daughter-in-law and I discussed where to play during the holiday. At this time, 18-year-old son said leisurely: Let's take sleeping bags, snacks, put on music, fill up the gasoline, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

17. When there is traffic jam, everyone shows their magic power, including fishing, walking the dog and going out for activities. I just sit in the car and enjoy one drama after another.

18. The traffic around the city is almost circular.

19. There are often traffic jams on the happy road because there are too many people on the road. ?

20. Every morning, there is a traffic jam in front of the ice crystal gate. It has always been said that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? It's annoying to go out every morning ...

Send a humorous copy to the circle of friends in traffic jam (2 1). Alas! If you don't watch the weather forecast when you go out, there will be traffic jams and heavy rains on the expressway. When can I go home?

22. Congestion, if only there were fewer private cars, so the road wouldn't be blocked. If private cars can queue up politely, traffic will not be blocked. If everyone doesn't crowd, we will go home soon, and anxious friends won't be upset by traffic jams. Let's have fewer private cars.

23. Some things have no choice, such as catching a cold, getting stuck in traffic, and falling in love with someone.

24. The college entrance examination will be held tomorrow. Candidates, I hope there will be no traffic jam on your way to the examination room. I hope you can play normally. I hope you can have the same examination room as people you know.

25.？ Once in a traffic jam, a beautiful woman smiled at me for half an hour-she was in a roadside advertisement.

26. The Japanese are already upset and caught in traffic jams.

27. Is it miserable? Shoes and mud trucks are trapped and nobody cares!

28. There are always some naive humans who think that when you press the horn a few times in traffic jams, the car will move!

29. There are 10,000 intersections and 8,000 roads every day.

30. There is still a traffic jam on the airport expressway at 2: 30 in the morning. I really want to vomit blood.

3 1. Since God has given talents, let them be used! Don't move for two hours.

32. Traffic jam, unhappy, in a bad mood. Who stands in the way knows.

33. Traffic jam, catching a bus, waiting for a bus, taking a long-distance bus and walking around with heavy boxes, emm, this is the last day of my holiday.

34. Afraid of the traffic jam on National Day, get up at 4: 30 to continue Lanzhou.

35. Chinese-style traffic jam, Tai 'an section of Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, three cars rear-ended, but the cars behind them missed each other, which caused the wrecker to be unable to enter the scene and was blocked for more than an hour.

36. On the Second Ring Road, don't go to traffic jams in the future.

37. Yo, yo, Chek, watch the traffic jam on National Day tomorrow.

38. The annual May Day holiday is coming! Quickly open a four-day tour of friends circle.

39. The traffic jam is a car, not a time, and of course there are people.

40.23. A girl was caught in a traffic jam on the expressway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag and tried to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get it out. Later, she put a plastic bag on her head and went to the roadside to solve it.

A humorous circle of friends with traffic jams in rainy days is a must.

Humorous circle of friends caught in traffic jams in rainy days (I) 1. There is a first time for everything, for example, because of the traffic jam at high speed, you can't get on the high speed! Driving back to the third factory from the oil field for the first time! I believe in navigation too much! Take the small ramp, dangerous bridge! Scared all the way! Finally when I let go of the dirt road, I gave up! I met three kind boys and helped me reset my navigation! I chose the only place to go! Get home safely after a big traffic jam!

2. Going home for the New Year, traffic jams are also happy. Of course, don't get stuck for too long. I have to go home for dinner!

There are always some naive human beings who think that when there is a traffic jam, press the horn a few times and the car will move!

4. In the first year, you can wait in the cold wind at the intersection after the night shift; If you want to take a taxi, when you can't, ask if you want to take the bus. When there is a traffic jam, only the black car driver will take the initiative to choose the road with fewer cars for you.

I never like taking the bus, traffic jams, slowness and dizziness. I still like to run alone.

6. It's another scenic spot with traffic jams. Couples have nothing urgent anyway, so they just use this time to talk about love with the environment.

7. There was a traffic jam in the rain, the weather was so bad, and the bloody battle was defeated!

8. It's almost the New Year, and it's another holiday with a traffic jam at home, which is hard to be exploded.

9. Do you want to? Less people, less cars and smooth roads?

10. The college entrance examination will be held tomorrow. Candidates, I hope there will be no traffic jam on your way to the examination room. I hope you can play normally. I hope you can have the same examination room as people you know.

1 1. Traffic jam is a butcher knife.

12. This is a tragedy. We will go home soon. There is a traffic jam on the expressway.

13. There is a kind of pain that others are still stuck in the road when they arrive, and there is a kind of happiness that you fly in the sky to watch the traffic jam.

14. Traffic jam ... Yesterday, highways all over the country turned into a sea of cars. Moreover, there is a social topic behind the traffic jam: civilized travel starts with me.

15. It's just a traffic jam. There is really a traffic jam on this road!

16. The traffic jam on National Day is terrible. It is estimated that the three or four-hour drive will be extended to about eight hours. I feel sorry for myself still on the highway … I guess I can have breakfast when I get back ~ … I thought I was going to enroll in a university outside the province, but it's okay.

17. I finally got on the bus in line. There is also a traffic jam on the expressway! Is it easy for me to go home? ?

18. You drive, or you don't drive, the road is blocked and you can't walk. ?

19. Ride my beloved scooter, it will never get stuck in traffic.

20.29. The traffic jam in the morning rush hour is always a nightmare!

Humorous circle of friends with traffic jams in rainy days (2)1. The horn sounded and the fog lights flashed red. The driver's heart is burning. He just hopes it will clear up.

22.？ Single girls can have blind dates on the highway today. Look at the property from the mode, look at the personality from the attitude, look at the renal function from the urine ... I can only help you here, don't thank me.

23. On the way to work, the traffic in Wan Li is empty. Looking inside and outside the street, the car shop is like a turtle, and the driver is restless and motionless, always peeing at the red light. The traffic is so heavy that countless rich people get on the bus. Cherish Audi A6, as slow as a snail. Mercedes-Benz BMW, nowhere to get mad. A generation of Tianjiao, Lamborghini, watched the electric motorcycle catch up with the car in tears. I used to count bicycles and laugh while pedaling.

24. We took sleeping bags, snacks, good music, filled up with gasoline, and then went to the traffic jam leisurely.

25. Yo, yo, Chek, watch the traffic jam on National Day tomorrow.

26. The army of high-speed traffic jams passed by, and the garbage in the high-speed service area was everywhere. Please bring your own garbage bags and don't throw the expressway into the garbage dump!

27. The annual May Day holiday is coming! Quickly open a four-day tour of friends circle.

28. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the way home. ?

29. Brother went home and wished him a happy National Day traffic jam!

30. Let's watch the sunset together. If it is blocked for a while, we can watch the sunrise together.

3 1. The highest state of traffic jam is that you are still uncomfortable without traffic jam.

Unexpectedly, someone went home last month and will arrive this month.

33. 16. The traffic jam made me doubt my life ... The taxi driver took me to the exit again ... I was really worried at that time, and I still couldn't find the entrance after four years. . .

34. During the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, others showed their magic in the traffic jam on the expressway, and we watched their Weibo in the office to amuse ourselves.

35. I was caught in a traffic jam on the expressway, and I wasted several hours on the road.

36. The happiest thing is to stay at home with you and watch the traffic jam outside the window.

37. When there is a traffic jam, everyone shows their magic power, including fishing, walking the dog and going out for activities. I just sit in the car and enjoy one drama after another.

38. Is it deep? Is the newly built road full of potholes? ?

39. A girl was caught in a traffic jam on the expressway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get it out. After that, she put a plastic bag on her head and walked to the side of the road to solve it.