Funny and humorous sentences on a hot day

1, let's stay at home, we can fry eggs on the sidewalk.

2. It is gratifying that under the influence of continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain touching industry has fallen into the stage of complete bankruptcy.

In this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death.

I saw a coin on the road. I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up because I was afraid of being burned.

There is no shame in showing love these days. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner.

6. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

7, the weather is too hot, buy a basket of eggs, become a chicken at home.

8, the weather is hot, even my eyes want to sweat.

9. Dear air conditioner, if you are safe and sunny. If you don't get better, I will die this summer.

10, our corn field is almost popcorn field.