Beijing Joke

What I am talking about now is not directed at a certain city, nor is it to express my admiration for the Beidiao people. I just saw a few jokes occasionally...record them and express my feelings...

Joke 1: The fruit stall aunt who lives in Gaobeidian is unwilling to fall in love with the security guard at the west gate of Tsinghua University because she does not want to have a long-distance relationship.

Joke 2: Legend has it that a terrorist prepared explosives and prepared to carry out a terrorist attack in the center of Beijing, but got lost in Xizhimen and could not find the way to the east, so he finally gave up. , Beijing turned the corner.

Joke 3: The boy had been waiting for his girlfriend for 40 minutes. At this time, he received a text message from his girlfriend: "Dear, I am stuck in traffic on the Third Ring Road. I should be there in half an hour. , if I haven’t arrived by then, please read this text message again.”

Joke 4: Ten years ago, the weather cause of Beijing’s traffic jams might have been a heavy snowstorm; Five years ago, the weather cause of Beijing's major traffic jams might have been heavy rain; but now, the weather cause of Beijing's major traffic jams, sorry, there is no need for weather causes now.

Joke 5: Pregnant women in other countries may be squeezed into having an abortion when the subway is crowded, but in Beijing, if a girl is squeezed into the subway, she may become pregnant.

Joke 6: The APEC (Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation) meeting held in Beijing in 2014 aroused debate about the English usage of Beijing's smog. Many English experts say that Beijing Smog (Beijing's smog) should appear in the English dictionary as a metaphor, indicating a high degree of concentration on something. An example of making a sentence is: "l love you so much that would never change, just like the Beijing Smog."

Joke 7: Blind man Zhang San went downstairs to buy groceries and met Aunt Wang in the corridor. After Aunt Wang learned that Zhang San was going to buy groceries, she shouted upstairs: "Sister Liu, come out quickly. Zhang San is going to buy groceries. Let's go with him, otherwise how can we do it ourselves?" If you can see the road, you can find the market.”

Let’s not talk about the rationality of these jokes. Since they are jokes, they are inevitably exaggerated, but these jokes also reflect Beijing’s current situation in a disguised way. Today's more serious problems, I only express my feelings briefly, are the courage of the Beipiao people. Of course, people who are far away from home and working alone outside are also admirable.

I only hope that you, or me in the future, can get what you want... be happy!

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