Brief introduction of Wen Jing.

Stage name: Dan Mei, one of the top ten comedians in Bashu, is an artist under Chengdu Zhongya Cultural Investment Co., Ltd.

1958 was born in Chengdu and his hometown was Yuncheng, Shanxi, but he never went back.

Type B blood is a good literary material, and her blood type has influenced her life: she loved music since childhood and listened to it on the radio all the time at home. I sang after listening more, and then suddenly I came to the stage one day, inexplicably, and gradually became a self-taught artist. But after her success, she had to thank Comrade Semiconductor and her lover cousin Radio.

She speaks high school culture and foreign languages very well. We others think that she only knows a few sentences, but the performance is just right, and of course she has to cut the ribbon. Do not believe you see: "You lied to me and I lied to you is the same thing (Japanese)" "Poor you! (English) "-I don't understand.

Long hair roots, usually comb a cake tray on your head when your feet are bent, and generally don't go down. Only when they perform can they see her style. Although it is out of fashion now, it is difficult to wash, but it is a landscape that always retains the youthful atmosphere. Someone is willing to pay 100 thousand silver to collect this "work", but only if she has figured it out.

White teeth. Eat only shredded radish, not carrots-please take your time. People with bad teeth eat carrots the most, which can cover their teeth.

There are six moles on the face for no reason, which may be caused by imbalance of yin and yang. She knows the truth that "there is no good sore on her face" and doesn't bother it.

There is a "delicious mole" on the corner of my mouth, and I will never be hungry in my life! Male compatriots call it "beauty mole", a string of groupies.

The skin is white and the inside is red. It is the "labor achievement" of the northern man and his mother in Beijing.

The curve is beautiful, but it depends on which part it refers to. Look left, right, up, down, upside down. No one looks like a middle-aged mother (middle-aged mother: middle-aged married woman)-this is called temperament beauty. Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand!

Cervical spondylosis, hyperplasia of the fourth quarter. In order to ensure the performance, she often does "Tongzhong Health Care" and appreciates Chen Yunhe's massage skills. The master's "pulse diagnosis method" is also her only trust.

The assistant to the captain of "Mao Zedong Thought Propaganda Team" belongs to the deputy team-level cadres. This period of history in the 1970s can only be explained clearly by personnel seconded from the military region.

Another leadership position: the deputy head of "Chengdu Li Boqing Rap Art Troupe" was officially approved by the head of the troupe, Mr. Ma Ermen, and issued a document to the county level. It can't be crooked After Li Boqing arrived in Chongqing, his salary was promoted to "provincial and ministerial level", but he wanted to "divorce" because he loved Chengdu! Simply joined the "Chengdu Folk Writers and Artists Association" at will-still under the leadership of Kyle.

In name only. The following social posts are all open, the supervision mechanism is clear, and the words spoken can't be closed:

Deputy Secretary-General of "Independent Association (Independent Association: Singles Association)"-As long as he has the idea of (getting married), the organization will persuade him to quit the meeting.

Vice Chairman of Mahjong Association —— If you don't touch the cards for three days, you will be disqualified from the presidium.

Deputy Director of Firefighters' Association —— Anyone who is found to be connected with a "hard" association, regardless of relatives, will be dealt with by the "Security Bureau", and spies who are "connected with foreign countries" will certainly not escape!

Highest title: "Head of Sichuan Wen Jing Art Troupe", concurrently legal representative, concurrently general planner, concurrently director, concurrently conductor, concurrently accountant, concurrently director, concurrently secretary-legally forever main fire (main fire: main responsibility, responsible for the main conductor), always housekeeper!

Kindness Behind the simplicity and generosity, there is a beauty of Chengdu flavor:

-never make public "fake foreign dishes";

-Never make trouble;

Never haggle over every ounce and ask the waiter for money.

Diligence and thrift, thrift and housekeeping. Rehabilitate the reputation of Shanxi people: "frugality, inequality and meanness." A dress can be worn for ten years, and the sheets are mended repeatedly. Anyway, there is a blanket to cover it. Never throw away a bottle of mineral water before you finish it; Clean up the toilet paper and toothpicks after dinner, and put them together (together: wrap them up and put them away). Don't waste them. But I spend a lot of money on my friends, especially when my brother asks her for money, I can't even shout! Shouted, the stone sank into the sea, don't look-you can be diligent but not frugal, and finally there is no accumulation; Thrift without thrift is zero in the end!

Chef. The symphony of pots and pans was born out of sweet words-Sichuan cuisine and northern cuisine are divided into two parts (divided into two parts: it can be easily done), and the braised pork with mash is eaten twice at a time. No wonder he Zhiming often goes to his cousin's house, but so far he hasn't found any food, and he is still behind Mallmen. I don't know if he will wait until the Year of the Monkey. It seems that he can only wait for the horse to spit.

The weather forecast in the weather announcer's program is very accurate: "Wear kiln pants at the highest temperature, cotton pants at the lowest temperature, and lukewarm pants"-literate people can understand it as well as uneducated people.

I like gardenia. Because it is flawless, it is more delicious when it blooms and more fragrant when it fades-is this the case with artistic life? I hope people will live for a long time, and I hope flowers will not fail!

Love to sleep late. Often doze off and fall asleep. I habitually sleep with a pillow in my arms. I don't know when it was extended. I'm still standing in the sun (standing: a derogatory term for sleeping in Sichuan). I was still coughing (yawning) when I answered the phone at noon What's not simple is that I daydream when I talk-this bowl of literature and art is really bad, and it's common to fall asleep.

I like washing my face, feet and bones. When not washing, wash windows and houses; When you can't wash, wash socks and curtains; When washing is not white, wash the air and wash the earth; When I can't wash, I hear the sound of washing clothes in the next room-

Personality cult.

-My favorite is Egg Mei Er;

My favorite is my cousin Zhongjiang.

-What I admire most is Miss Wen Jing;

What I understand best is the baby's mother.