Ask Degang Guo.

K: Thank you, thank you. There are millions of people upstairs and downstairs.

Y: Oh, where are so many people? (The audience shouted and didn't catch what was said.)

Guo: Ah, someone inside shouted Yu Qian.

Y: Eh, (laughs) Why did you pick up your mouth and say?

Guo: You are not very popular.

Y: Eh.

Guo: All these people are looking for you.

Y: No, no, people listen to cross talk.

Guo: I think so.

Y: really?

Guo: People like you better than me.

Y: Everyone is cheering.

Guo: I have worked for so many years.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: I still have to thank the teacher.

Y: you're welcome.

Guo: It helps me a lot.

Y: I dare not say so.

Guo: But I can't give you anything.

Y: oh.

Guo: My conditions are not much different from yours.

Y: We are all the same.

Guo: Really?

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: That is to say, if one day I become an emperor.

Y: huh?

Guo: I make you a prince.

Y: er, this ...

Guo: I can only do my best.

Y: Well, all right.

Guo: All my property will be yours in the future.

Y: Aye, aye ~ You didn't even come out to let you run on me when you became emperor.

Guo: The problem is that I can't be emperor.

Y: Er, yes, you can forget it.

Guo: (Laughter) Over the past 20 years, the audience has witnessed our growth.

Y: You've seen it all.

Guo: As an actor, cross talk is a good way.

Y: right.

Guo: There is no other craft.

Y: right.

Guo: Everyone knows us.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Yu Qian.

Y: We are brothers.

Guo: Very young.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Not as good as our predecessors.

Y: Of course.

Guo: Everyone knows the word and.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Only from The Analects of Confucius.

Y: hey ~ wait a minute.

Guo: You said

Y: Is there Degang Guo in The Analects?

Guo: The Analects of Confucius is the internal book of Confucius.

I know what Confucius wrote.

Guo: There is a saying in The Analects of Confucius Gongye Chang.

Y: what did you say?

Guo: "I have never seen anyone who is just."

What do you mean?

Guo: It's a pity that Confucius said I haven't seen it.

Y: er, gap ~ ~ so you died, didn't you?

Guo: Yes!

Y: Well, what a mess. Don't explain it like that, okay?

Guo: This is my understanding.

Y: ah.

Guo: Many audiences like us.

Y: oh.

Guo: Of course, there are some controversies.

Y: Ah, there are many controversies.

Guo: It's normal.

Y: Of course.

Guo: Some people say that "cross talk is vulgar".

Y: Oh, call us vulgar.

Guo: Different people have different opinions.

Y: There are different opinions.

Guo: People from different social classes say others are vulgar.

Y: really?

Guo: Upper class,

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: He said that being vulgar means playing dumb.

Y: Oh, playing dumb?

Guo: er ~ experts and scholars all say that people are vulgar,

Y: how about this one?

Guo: This mentality is a straight answer. I am worse than Dongfeng!

Y: ok ~ ~

Guo: Crosstalk performers say their peers are vulgar.

Y: how about this one?

Guo: Envy, jealousy and hate!

Y: er ~ that's the mentality.

Guo: Since he can play a play here, why should he be so stubborn?

Y: (laughs) This is absolutely true.

Guo: There is only naked hatred among peers.

Y: colleagues are enemies.

Guo: There is no way.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: That's understandable.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: There are two kinds of people in the world.

Y: oh?

Guo: Some people like it.

Y: oh.

Guo: There is nothing wrong.

Y: Of course.

K: This is the first one.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: The second kind of people don't like it.

Y: What about this one?

Guo: That's right.

Y: You can choose.

Guo: But the second kind of people think that they are more elegant than the first kind, which is wrong. (Applause) That's why he always comes second.

Y: (laughs) Oh, that's why.

Guo: It is not easy for people to live, and their attitude is dignified.

Y: hey.

Guo: A tolerant world is wonderful!

Y: This is the most important thing.

Guo: Tell the truth.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: What is vulgar and what is elegant.

Yu: distinguish

Guo: I think so.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Simple elegance is not enough to make up the world.

Y: oh.

Guo: The joys and sorrows of little people are the real art. ..

Y: that's right.

Guo: Chairman Mao taught us,

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Literature and art serve the broad masses of people.

Y: right.

Guo: You are always elegant and arrogant. Let's just say that you deliberately violated the chairman's literary theory.

Y: Oh ~ ~ ~ This big hat is really buckled!

K: This is the goods you want to handle.

Is it? Oh, that's it.

Guo: No, tell the truth.

Y: ah.

Guo: An old saying goes well, doesn't it?

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: taste both refined and popular.

Y: oh.

Guo: All tastes are refined and popular, only tolerance.

Yu: Coexistence

Guo: Many people can't see through it.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: I always think what is elegant and what is vulgar.

Y: oh.

Guo: What is elegance and what is vulgarity?

Is it?

Guo: Some people say that,

Y: ah.

Guo: Listening to symphonies is elegant.

Y: that's true.

Guo: Watching cross talk is vulgar;

Y: hi!

Guo: Listening to the lip-synching of the stars is elegant.

Y: oh.

Guo: Look at the original vulgarity of the network;

Y: What about this score?

Guo: Look at the elegance of human body art,

Yu: I see.

Guo: The couple tell dirty jokes.

Y: hi!

Guo: Coffee is elegant and garlic is vulgar. Mr. Gorky told us,

Y: he said?

Guo: Fuck your grandmother's drill. (audience ~ ~ ~)

Y: Gorky's relatives are really complete.

Guo: What is elegance and vulgarity?

Y: hey.

Guo: Good teeth are elegant, but people are vulgar.

Y: That's what it says.

Guo: Every word is a good word, and this word is elegance.

Y: right.

Guo: It's elegant to say it in your mouth, but it's okay to sit there and say it.

Y: Oh, scream.

Guo: The word "one person, one grain, whole grains" is vulgar.

Y: right.

Guo: Eating and drinking Lazarus is common.

Y: oh.

Guo: Needless to say,

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: You just don't need elegant things, but you can't live without this custom.

Y: Everyone is very vulgar.

Guo: Both refined and popular tastes, and both refined and popular complement each other.

Y: Who can't live without who?

Guo: I can't live without it.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Coffee will smell like garlic, and so will colchicine.

Y: wow ~

Guo: I can smell the dregs when many elegant people wear perfume.

Yu: underneath

Guo: After more than 20 years of ups and downs, I have watched all the porn in the world now, and I have no code in my heart. (audience)

Y: OK ~ ~ ~ ~ I don't know if there are any sizes, but I must have read them.

Guo: I'll pay you back in a couple of days.

Y: Oh, mine? I didn't lend it to you.

Guo: (Laughter) I tell you, if vulgar things are gone, elegance will cease to exist.

Y: they all match well.

Guo: The two are the same thing.

Yu: dialectics

Guo: Only vulgarity can bring people close to art. ..

Y: right.

Guo: There is no distinction between high and low arts.

Y: yes.

Guo: As the saying goes, drama and pornography are both things that bring happiness to people.

Yu: Hu ~

Guo: Really?

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: It's a little rough. The truth is true. Upper-class people never watch porn,

Y: that's good.

Guo: He is serious. .

Y: hey, it's better to watch it.

Guo: You can disagree with my aesthetic point of view, but you have no right to deprive me of my aesthetic rights.

Y: this pair.

Guo: Let me and the people maintain a vulgar right.

Yes

Guo: You speak classical Chinese well.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Without a vertical shaft, it is not enough.

Y: what's this?

Guo: Again, elegance is not fake, but grandson is fake.

Y: hi ~ to be honest.

Guo: I sometimes watch them pretend to be angry.

Y: Are you angry?

Guo: Have a good life. What's wrong with this day and night?

Y: ah.

Guo: As soon as he got on the bus, it was crowded like a sour pear. He took out an English newspaper.

Y: er, ok ~

Guo: Are you sure you know each other?

Y: I don't know.

Guo: On the roadside, people speak half Chinese and half English.

Y: huh?

Guo: buying apples is also "hello, grandpa."

Y: grandpa?

Guo: "Let me have a look."

Y: hi ~

Guo: He wants to see it.

Y: ah.

Guo: "Is your apple five yuan and seven Jin?"

Y: what a mess?

Guo: You bought rotten apples. What are you showing off in an ostentatious manner?

Y: Two rows don't talk.

Guo: the goods of the net,

Y: ah.

Guo: Bring a watch, "Hey, look at my Rolls-Royce watch",

Y: huh?

Guo: Is it an extended version?

Hello.

Guo: Aren't you dead?

Yu: cut ~

Guo: You can't even speak Rolex?

Y: What foreign languages can you speak?

Guo: Others have a rhubarb chain.

Y: gold chain.

Guo: Don't sweat it. If you sweat, your vest will be dirty.

Y: huh? Fade?

K: Copper plating.

Y: ok ~ I can't wait.

Guo: Ah, that "Oh, I have to go to Hong Kong's salsa shop to buy that shampoo". Don't give me that. Your hair is not as much as mine.

Y: Then don't wash it. then

Guo: This is what we are talking about.

Y: ah.

Guo: My trousers are dirty.

Y: ah.

Guo: Cold tells people that "I ate abalone and fell off", and when you wet your pants, you say you wet your pants.

Y: Hey ~, abalone is not that big! (Audience ~ ~ ~ ~ ~)

Guo: I brought broccoli.

Y: oops ~ ~ hi ~

Guo: Speaking of this, sometimes I get angry when I see it.

Y: ah.

Guo: I'll sign the bill as soon as I finish eating here.

Y: oh?

Guo: "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, you can't sign the bill",

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: "I swipe my card." What card should I use for a bowl of wonton?

Y: not worth it.

Guo: You clean this.

Y: ah.

Guo: pretend to be a big-tailed eagle. On the roadside, a man and a woman stood here. Let's talk it over. Very poetic.

Yu: clear ~ ~

Guo: So is this person, (Hong Kong? I can't figure out where it smells. Remember to be happy. This woman "but my mind has always been seven."

Eight times. ""you can't take it easy. " "I have to lean my face 45 degrees against the wall so that tears can't flow out. ""You will always be my proud princess.

I have to go, your husband will be off work soon. "dirty! !

Y: Oh, it's so elegant. Are two hooligans together?

Guo: What should I do? Enough to shoot this product for one day.

Y: Don't be angry with them.

Guo: Really, especially in our industry, the cross talk industry,

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: I don't know why. Always so elegant. You have time. Why not recite tongue twisters?

Y: Practice basic skills.

Guo: Two days ago, there was another meeting in China's audio industry.

Y: Er ~ Hu ~

Guo: No way.

Y: He is really diligent now ~

Guo: There is no room for cross talk, so we have to have a meeting.

Y: I went there to practice my basic skills.

Guo: Hold an elegant cross talk conference,

Y: Is that clear? ~

Guo: Ah, all the award-winning elite actors have got together.

Y: yes.

Guo: Ah, Home Inn, Seven Days, Express, Hanting,

Y: What a mess!

K: In these hotels.

Y: find a good place.

Guo: Let me go. I dare not go.

Y: that's right.

Guo: I'm afraid I can't explain it clearly when I go home.

Y: er, right.

Guo: Later that expert, Wang Moumou, was an expert in phonology.

Y: Experts are afraid to leave their full names.

Guo: Let me go home and cut it.

Y: huh?

Guo: When I went home, so did my comrades.

Y: oh.

Guo: Let me tell you something about elegance and custom.

Yu: Shan Shuo

Guo: It's not appropriate not to go. Let's go

Y: I have to go.

Guo: As soon as I entered the door, people in the room hung couplets on their walls, which was very cultural.

How do you write couplets?

K: OK.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: I have been lying on the beach for two and a half years. Today, the waves hit me over.

Y: oh?

Guo: I think this is a bastard!

Y: Oh, it is possible for experts to guess a riddle.

Guo: Ah ~ I said, tell me. "Tell me, remember, be elegant."

Y: Tell me about it.

Guo: "Ah, you can't be vulgar, can you? If we play elegant, we will not be vulgar. " I talked for a long time without even saying a word.

Y: Oh, that's it?

Guo: "Hey, don't be unhappy. Ah, you can't be silent, but we'll silence you soon. "

Is it?

Guo: "We will write an anonymous letter to report it. Will we know everything?"

Y: Eh, ok ~

Guo: "Ah, you may not know us. Ah, you don't know me now, so you scold me. After you know me, you will kill me. "

Y: Eh, Hu ~ ~ He also knows that this is cruel.

Guo: "We should strive to be elegant and strive for the future."

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: "Looking down at the sound of the moon, you can't see the Great Wall."

Y: Then what do you see?

Guo: "I just saw a bunch of elegant followers talking about cross talk."

Y: ok ~ ~ it's really a big fight ~ ~

Guo: Ah, after I came out, I said to myself, China, the expert, there is nothing wrong with each shooting.

Y: ok ~ that's it.

Guo: Really, including sometimes, what do some people think is elegance?

Y: ah.

Guo: Worship foreign things and flatter foreign countries.

Y: Oh, he worships foreign things?

Guo: It is said that foreigners are kind and elegant.

Y: oh.

Guo: No need. There are Hahan and Hari. To tell the truth, a few years ago, this was all our country.

Yes

Guo: What is Annan? That's Koryo.

Y: Ah, yes.

Guo: It's all the same, paying tribute every year and being a vassal every year. This small country is sending a son to Beijing as a hostage.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Learn from him now? Let's be honest,

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Of course, people must learn advanced science and technology.

Yes

Guo: But sometimes I can't see it.

Y: I can't learn all of them.

Guo: children learn that, haha,

Y: how to learn?

Guo: That hair is twisted.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Gao Ping, dye the shredded mushrooms and the bottom of mushrooms red, white, red and white, just like spicy cabbage.

Y: Eh, this is Ha Han.

Guo: Ah, the trouser legs are fatter than the waistband.

Y: ouch.

Guo: No.36 wears shoes No.41.

Y: Such big shoes?

Guo: When the big eyelashes turn over, bang, take off your hat and cut it off.

Y: The hat is too light.

Guo: I heard that there are many talented people in Korea.

Y: quite a lot.

Guo: All the capable people in the world are Koreans.

Y: really?

Guo: Tathagata, Jesus, Confucius and Lu Ban are all theirs.

Y: the whole of Korea?

Guo: Yu Qian, these are all Korean.

Y: Well, I'm not.

Guo: If it is just you, they don't know what we can do.

Y: what's the matter

Guo: I sent some crosstalk performers to Korea and died there.

Well, well, how can a crosstalk performer be so restless?

Guo: Eh, it's bad for him or something.

Y: oh, oh.

Guo: I heard that the North Koreans recently got a rocket.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Sit in the sun and be a scientist.

Hey, here, why don't you wait for a while and then have your hair cut in the sun?

Guo: That's right.

Y: How hot the sun is! It's a fireball

Guo: The Koreans said they would go at night.

Y: Hey ~ ~ ~ I've never seen such a heartless person. Is it reasonable to go at night?

Guo: Well, that's all we heard. Haha, this is haha. And Harry's.

Y: Ah, yes, Japan.

Guo: We can't kill the Japanese with a stick.

Y: oh.

Guo: For example, he is polite.

Y: oh.

Guo: For example, we should learn from his unity.

Y: right.

Guo: But after all, we are a big country with thousands of years of culture.

Y: We are a country of etiquette.

Guo: Isn't it? Let us know what's going on with us.

Y: right.

Guo: Ah, we can't do whatever we want, Japan, to be honest, a small country,

Y: right.

Guo: It can't compete with us.

Yes

Guo: Look at us, our weather forecast.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: It takes fifteen minutes to apply once.

Y: There are many places.

Guo: Look at the weather forecast in Japan, in a word.

What do you mean?

Guo: It's raining all over the country.

Y: will a cloud cover it? Too small

Guo: There's not much room, is there?

Y: oh ~ oh ~ oh.

Guo: The land is small and there are many people.

Y: few people?

Guo: People from all over Japan come to Beijing.

Y: ah.

Guo: This end is in Deyun Society, and the other end can't reach it.

Y: Well, you can't even get out of the Third Ring Road.

Guo: Ah, that's what I mean. Ah, of course, sometimes, you have to remember whether it is elegant or vulgar. It has a proper positioning.

Y: Yes, set your position.

Guo: As long as the location is good and there is no contradiction.

Yes

Guo: Chaos is dislocation.

Y: With people, there will be chaos.

Guo: For example. Let's go to some big shopping malls.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Flagship stores of some international brands.

Y: oh?

Guo: When shopping, people decorate from top to bottom.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: The attitude of the waiter.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Including chatting with you, you must show class.

Y: It must be legal.

Guo: Do you think it is suitable for Yao Xing?

Y: right.

Guo: This is the old Beijing dialect.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: I feel very comfortable.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Flagship stores, big stores. When I came in, I was very polite.

What do you mean?

Guo: Sometimes people say a word and a half.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Hello, say hello.

Y: Well, this is an international language in itself.

K: Ah, hello, sir. Please sit down.

Y: alas.

Guo: Welcome to the flagship store of our international brand.

Y: right.

K: Look at this bag.

Y: oh.

Guo: This is a special color system for this autumn.

Y: Specially designed

Guo: It goes well with your coat.

Yu: (laughs)

Guo: Danny, please show me that limited edition for your husband to see.

Y: oh, limited.

Guo: You will feel very comfortable.

Y: Yes, so accommodating.

Guo: Look at our old Beijing and the Zhajiang River. This is no good.

Y: You have to do it in another way.

Guo: OK, let's have fun. Old Beijing Zhajiang Noodles?

Y: oh.

Guo: The family is not long and the management is not short. Yo, teacher Yu is here.

Y: oh, hey hey.

Guo: Sit, sit, sit.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: This is because the teacher is our frequent visitor. I haven't been here for a few days, have I

Y: Haha, right, right.

Guo: I know. Big bowl, small bowl, two bottles of beer, ten kidneys, and a peanut.

Y: Everyone is familiar with it.

Guo: You see, you also feel comfortable. Of course, this appetite is also debatable.

Y: I'm full after eating a peanut?

Guo: Say this.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: But if both are adjusted, it will be abnormal.

Y: These are all good words. There's no harm in adjusting it.

Guo: This is a contradiction.

Y: no?

Guo: Look, think about it.

Y: You have one.

Guo: Our Zhajiang noodle restaurant is like an international brand store.

Yes

K: It's well packed.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: The lights are bright.

Y: right.

Guo: When you came, everyone was wearing suits.

Y: right.

K: Hello, sir.

Y: hello.

Guo: Welcome to the flagship store of fried sauce in old Beijing.

Y: alas. Eating noodles is still the flagship.

Guo: This kind of fried sauce is a new style this autumn.

Y: Oh, you can't eat in spring. What is this?

Guo: It is especially suitable for double-sided adhesive tape.

Y: hey ~ ~

Guo: Fatty, bring up a limited edition garlic head and let your husband chew it.

Y: I have never heard of it! ! A garlic is still limited.

Guo: You sound confused.

Y: that's not messy.

Guo: You can't accept that an international brand store should be like Zhajiang noodle restaurant.

Y: that's great.

Guo: Ah ~ ~

Y: You look enthusiastic.

Guo: Big international companies and brands.

Y: ah.

Guo: One by one, bloomers.

Yes

Guo: Round shoes. Here is a towel.

Y: ah, come on.

Guo: Are you there, sir?

Y: here we come.

Guo: You haven't bought anything from us for several days.

Y: hey.

Guo: Where have you been?

Y: What are you talking about? It's called.

Guo: Look at it. You haven't spent it on us for days, have you?

Y: ah-ah.

Guo: We have had a good time recently.

Y: hey.

Guo: I don't always sell money. The shopkeeper was really angry.

Yes

Guo: Look at our schoolbags. Go back to the shampoo room and you'll have face.

Y: Why go to the shampoo room?

Guo: Don't go, sir. The price is negotiable.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: This price is everywhere. Are you really leaving?

Y: ah.

Guo: Go and play, grandson!

Y: scold it.