Popular humorous phrases

1. Starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog.

In such hot weather, all you can make an appointment with is the difference between life and death.

3. After going out for five minutes and sweating for two hours, I'm just a handful of cumin from the barbecue.

4. Make sure that the sun has passed and you really can't go out.

It took an hour to make up and opened the door without makeup.

6. People who meet me out to play now think they are hurting me.

There is a coin on the road, but I dare not pick it up. I'm afraid it will burn my hand.

8. I went out shopping and saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know any of them.

9. There is no shame in showing love these days. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner.

10, others bask in the cars, houses and beautiful women in the circle of friends, and I bask in the blackbirds in the field.