What are God’s replies to exam verses?

A classmate was reciting a poem, and it was so difficult to memorize the first three sentences. The last sentence: "A row of egrets ascending to the western sky."

6. In the first-year high school Chinese language proficiency test, fill in the next sentence: "Why do you want to cut the candle from the western window?" I answered: "The couple sit together until dawn." Correct answer: "But it's raining at night in Bashan."

7. In a Chinese language test, the poem fill-in-the-blank is a sentence from Bai Juyi's "Inscribed on Dalin Temple Peach Blossoms" "(), I don't know how to turn into it." The correct answer should be "I often hate that I can't find a place to return in spring." ", one of my classmates in the front row blankly filled in "I often hate the village girl who has no place to look for".

8. There was a picture-filling question in the biology exam, which asked what organism a cell diagram is from. The correct answer was "female fruit fly". One person in my class answered: "female fruit fly". The biology team teacher held a meeting to study for a long time and decided to give 0 points.

9. When I was in high school, I also wrote the next sentence of poetry. The previous sentence is: "Friends and relatives in Luoyang are like asking each other"; one of my classmates filled in: "Just say that I am in Yueyang and click to view the weather forecast building for Yueyang and more cities."

10. In a Chinese language test in high school, I also filled in the following sentence: "A small fly shakes a big tree, ()". One of my classmates filled in: Not moving at all. Very factual.

11. In high school, during the biology exam, I was asked: What type of digestion does a chicken have? I can’t, answer: Chicken type! As a result, the teacher named and criticized the whole class!

12. The previous sentence was: "Egrets are flying in front of Xisai Mountain." The classmate couldn't hold it in for a long time, so he wrote blindly: "Black turtles are crawling by the East Village River"!

13. For the high school Chinese language test, write the next sentence of an ancient poem. The previous sentence is: "When the mountain flowers are in full bloom," one person in our class actually filled in: I then worked hard to pick the flowers.