Ask for a musical scenario script with the theme of drifting north or working.

People: Annie, Changlong, Wang Shanshan, julia child, Sun Yuanyuan, Yuanyao, White Coat-28-year-old doctor, Shi Fanfan-18-year-old girl)

13-1. Toilet Day

(Annie looks at it carefully in the mirror and shakes her head. )

Annie: The eyes should be lengthened, the nose should be padded, a silicone gel should be added to the chin, and the earlobe should be smaller than the flesh. What about the lips? A little thicker, sexy. (thinking again) What should my mother do if she doesn't let me in? (Outside, julia child shouts: Grandma Zu, are you ready? )

Annie (old man's accent): Great-grandson, grandma is old and excretes slowly.

julia child: Then come out.

Annie: I'm going out to help you in your room. Hold it.

julia child: I'm choking.

Annie: I thought it had a head.

julia child: I came in.

(julia child said, and rushed in. Annie ran out in fear and bumped into Chimelong. Neither of them could get through.)

Chimelong: Aunt, I'm going to pee my pants.

Annie: Ah, I see. As long as you pee your pants, you will call your grandmother and give her some money to get a full face.

Changlong (opens Annie): I've seen trees cut roads, and I can cut roads when I see urine for the first time. (Annie is deliberately blocking the road, and Changlong is holding his pants and making a horse stance just look) Yiya, I opened this urine, and I planted this urine. I want to pee here and stay to buy urine money.

Annie (helpless): Gee, I'm afraid of you.

(Changlong pushes the door in and only hears two people arguing in the bathroom)

julia child: Hey, you can't come in.

Changlong: Your family has the ability to move the toilet into your room.

julia child: I'm in the tuba.

chimelong: you lift your ass, and I'll take a piss and leave.

julia child: That won't do.

Changlong: No, right? Then don't think of your shit.

julia child: OK, OK, hurry up.

Changlong: You think I want to see your ass with shit. Alas, foreigner, you have a big mole on your ass.

julia child (animal): Grandma, get out. (Chimelong runs out)

Chimelong (to the toilet): It should be called Grandfather. (julia child opens the door) Flash, I admire you.

julia child: I held it back.

chimelong: then let it stay for another night. it's very cold outside.

julia child (rubbing his stomach): I feel terrible.

Annie: It's time to eat. (In addition to the normal breakfast, everyone has an extra egg.)

Changlong: Poor thing, let it have another hot meal.

13-2. Restaurant Day

(Everyone has a delicious breakfast, but only Wang Shanshan doesn't move)

Annie: Brother Shan, eat your soybean milk fritters quickly, and I specially added an egg today.

Wang Shanshan (suspicious): It is this egg that I dare not eat.

Annie: Brother Shan, it's not the egg of bird flu, but the egg of a good chicken.

Wang Shanshan: The more you talk about it, the less I dare to eat it.

Changlong: Eat while she's on the wrong tendon, and take away the eggs when she reacts.

Wang Shanshan: Annie, who can't wait to tear a hole in a pair of pants and get a discount, will give you eggs for nothing, so eat them, taking their hands short and eating their mouths short.

Sun Yuanyuan: Yes, eggs can't be included in the bill.

Annie: There's no bill for breakfast today. It's my treat.

(instead, everyone stopped and looked at Annie suspiciously)

Annie: OK, OK, I'll tell you the truth. The director said my face was not three-dimensional enough to look good on camera.

chimelong: when you are sad, you can't get over it. How many meals do you treat us severely? Why don't you go to have a barbecue tonight?

Annie: No problem, provided that my face is worthy of the camera.

Sun Yuanyuan: Very ill.

Annie: The layman can see that my face is very ill. Sister Yuanyuan, which one should I fix first, my nose, my jaw or my ears?

julia child: Ah, I see. You want plastic surgery, and you want us to accompany you?

Wang Shanshan: I'll give you chicken shit at most.

Annie: I didn't think about it. I decided to have a plastic surgery. After all, the money was just a little short.

Changlong (with his head down, he is enjoying himself): I support you.

(Everyone put down their eggs and ate half of them far away. julia child just took a bite and threw it back. Sun Yuanyuan's arrogant expression)

Annie (pointing to Sun Yuanyuan): You're finished.

Sun Yuanyuan: I ate eggs, not money, so I'll pay you back.

(Changlong just realized this, quietly pushed the egg skin aside and stood up and went out)

Annie: Sister Yao Yao, I gave you the least.

Faraway: I won't eat eggs. I'll go to eat raw eggs. (running away quickly)

Wang Shanshan: You want me to get stuck with an egg. You are a little green.

Annie (with answers): The director told me that a TV series with a war theme will be filmed recently, and I am worried about first hero.

Wang Shanshan (picking up the egg and peeling it to eat): Tell me earlier, lad. I'll go out for alms after eating the egg. (whispering) Don't eat for nothing.

julia child: I am the director. Who am I afraid of?

Annie (coquetry): Handsome brother, I don't need the bathroom at most.

Sun Yuanyuan: You are afraid of Annie.

chimelong (strange): then where do you pee?

Sun Yuanyuan: Don't use the one upstairs, it's already tense enough.

Annie: I bring my own bedpan.

chimelong: oh, and shit?

Annie: I won't pull. I'll go to the street.

Sun Yuanyuan: Hey, a girl, pulling on the street. (Get out)

Annie (yelling at Sun Yuanyuan's back): Take care of it. (to julia child) Handsome brother, I've already gone to the public toilet, can't I?

Sun Yuanyuan (returning from the door): As a woman, I am ashamed of you.

Annie (shouting): Bitch, Chicken Thief, Unearthed Cultural Relics, Mummy.

Sun Yuanyuan (shouting after a while): Eggs cancel out.

13-3. julia child Room Night

(Annie pushed julia child's door in high spirits, but the door didn't open. Because of inertia, Annie also bumped her nose and squatted down)

Annie: I can't show you when I use you, but you are taller when I am hit.

julia child (opens the door): What's the matter?

Annie: You don't usually lock the door? It's not like I won't pay you back for this little money, stingy foreigner.

julia child (quickly motioning with his hand): no,no,no, you always bump into me and take off my clothes.

(Annie enters the room and reaches out, but julia child doesn't understand)

Annie: Money, please.

julia child: Oh. (Annie takes the money and leaves) It turns out that borrowing money can be so powerful. China is really vast in territory and abundant in resources.

13-4. Chimelong Room Night

(Annie stood at the door of Chimelong, pushed the door carefully first, and when she saw that the door was really unlocked, she went in. Chimelong was looking for money, and just wanted to hide some of it, but Annie snatched it away)

Chimelong (wronged): This time I really want to follow Brother Flash to the streets to beg for alms.

Annie: It's definitely not a bad thing for you to experience life more. (Go out)

Changlong (shouting from behind): Take it easy, don't make it unrecognizable. Who can I ask to pay back the money?

13-5. Wang Shanshan Room Night

(Annie stood around the empty room and saw a pile of worn-out clothes on the bed. She picked up one, and her sleeve fell off. She picked up another one, which was a pair of shorts, and even her crotch was rotten. Annie held her nose and threw it back, when Wang Shanshan came in)

Wang Shanshan (pretending to be embarrassed): Her family background was not good.

Annie: Tomorrow is the audition.

Wang Shanshan (rushing to the drawer to get the money): I'll give it to you after the audition.

Annie (grabbed the money): Here, take you. (Going out, turning around and saying) By the way, my mother needs to know that I have to have a plastic surgery and I have to be reborn. Therefore, your sponsor is responsible for the escort.

Wang Shanshan: I have an audition. Let them go.

Annie: You think you must play the audition, and you should also do their work.

Wang Shanshan: Hey, big wind and big waves broke through, and the boat capsized in a small mud ditch.

13-6. Wang Shanshan Room Day

(Chimelong, Wang Shanshan, julia child)

julia child: Make it quick, I'm waiting to return the book.

Wang Shanshan: Is it important to return books? Or is it important for Annie to pay you back?

Changlong: Annie won't have plastic surgery. Thank God, I have dinner at night.

Wang Shanshan: How can I live with such a group of uneducated people?

Changlong: You said Annie wouldn't have the operation.

Wang Shanshan: What's wrong with you?

chimelong (whispering): which ear is it?

Wang Shanshan: I was completely defeated.

julia child: I'm leaving? (stands up)

Wang Shanshan: Sit down. (julia child sits down in fright)

julia child: As long as you let me out, I'll go to the embassy and complain.

Changlong: It's good to be a foreigner, and you can find a place to talk about your sufferings.

julia child: It's not a complaint, it's a protest. It's too bullying. Those who rob money are worse than those who are robbed, and those who beg are worse than those who are begged.

chimelong: take me with you and tell me I'm your cousin.

Wang Shanshan: The watch is a little too far. I've thought about it, and there's only one way to get Annie to pay us back. (the suspense)

chimelong (stands up): foreigner, go to the embassy.

Wang Shanshan: Let him not have plastic surgery.

chimelong: are you her mother? Or her mother? It suddenly occurred to me that she didn't have a father.

Wang Shanshan: The method is simple and the effect is very useful.

julia child: What can I do?

Wang Shanshan: A veteran is the best.

chimelong: just you?

Wang Shanshan (shaking his head): Huh? (referring to Changlong) you. (This time, Chimelong shook his head, and Wang Shanshan steadied Chimelong's head with both hands.) This is not a rattle, and the brain is turned into a pulp. No one will finish this plan one or two.

13-7. Restaurant night

(Annie is eating, and Changlong is watching with saliva)

Changlong: Sister Annie, is it delicious? I ran so fast that I was afraid it would get cold. This food is delicious while it is hot.

Annie (eating well): Yummy, yummy.

chimelong: shall I try it? (Annie quickly puts the last piece in her mouth and stretches her neck to swallow) Chokes you to death. (See Wang Shanshan gesturing in hiding.) Ah, I mean, eat slowly and don't choke. (Annie wipes her mouth and looks at Changlong)

Annie: Go ahead?

Chimelong (surprised): Huh?

Annie (getting up): I'm going to bed early, and I'm going to the execution ground tomorrow.

Changlong: Sister Anne, don't go to sleep in a hurry. Look at me first.

Annie: I've been watching it for four and a half years, and I haven't seen you grow a horn.

Changlong: Take a closer look at my five senses, my nose.

Annie: Your nose is so big. Are you lying?

chimelong: ok, I'll throw caution to the wind today. Look at my small eyes, single eyelid, thin mouth, big nose, fleshy ears, and my fingers are still not straight. My mother has made me like this, and I have never complained. Look at you again, you are already a fairy, and you still have plastic surgery.

Annie: It's really ugly, but they won't be looked down upon if they live together. See you at the hospital tomorrow. Don't be late. (Chimelong's expression of failure)

Chimelong (on the phone): Flash memory, flash memory, the first scheme failed, start the second scheme.

13-8. Sun Yuanyuan Room Day

(Chimelong, Sun Yuanyuan)

Chimelong (beg): Sister Yuanyuan, Sister Yuanyuan.

Sun Yuanyuan: Did you call everyone Sister?

chimelong: no, the man's name is elder brother. Will you just help me?

Sun Yuanyuan: It's not that I don't help you. When I was a child, my cousin lived in our house, and I slapped her in the face when I was free. Her mother thought that her picky cousin was getting fat in our house, and she always sent her to our house. Until later, as long as my name was mentioned, my cousin became "epilepsy crazy" and she stopped coming.

chimelong: poor cousin, you are taking this opportunity to make peace with your cousin.

Sun Yuanyuan: I'm afraid it's impossible in my life. Some time ago, I had a monkey on my hand and wanted her to cut it off for me. Unexpectedly, as soon as we met, she lay on the ground and pulled it away before she could speak.

Changlong: Poor cousin. Otherwise, you don't have to meet her. Call her and tell her the situation. I'll go to the hospital to find her.

Sun Yuanyuan (thinking): This is you. No one would want me to make this call. (Chimelong bows) Hello, cousin ..., this is Yuanyuan ..., (There is no sound, only the sound of someone falling to the ground. A man's voice-over says, Hello, where are you? She was foaming at the mouth and unconscious. ) Call 12. (voiceover: I am 12. ) then don't hurry to rescue. (voiceover: What about you? ) I can't die for the time being. (Hang up the phone)

13-9. Corridor Day in a hospital

(Annie and Wang Shanshan are sitting on a stool, and an ugly woman is sitting opposite them, and Annie is watching in disgust)

Wang Shanshan: Look at the one who is picking nose excrement.

Annie: I'm watching.

Wang Shanshan: Only when you look like that do you need to come to the hospital for cosmetic surgery.

Annie: You don't need to do it when you grow up like that.

(At this moment, the ward door is pushed open and a fully armed "white coat" comes out)

White coat: Shi Fanfan, who is Shi Fanfan?

booger girl (stands up): Me.

white coat: come in. (Voice in the door) Take off your clothes and shoes.