A short joke with a happy smile.

A short joke with a happy smile, our life must be bittersweet, and there will be unhappy situations. At this time, you can listen to some jokes to adjust your mood and bring yourself a little happiness and relaxation. The following is a little joke with a happy smile.

A short joke with a happy smile 1 1, the bee falls in love with the mouse, but the mother of the bee disagrees anyway: a woman is afraid of marrying the wrong lang, and she is short-sighted, so it will be very bitter for you to marry him. Mother Mouse disagreed and said, Son, all the nurses are dressed like angels in white. You see, it doesn't suit her to wear a tiger skin skirt.

2. A police dog met an ordinary dog on the road and asked, "Which side are you from? I haven't seen you at the station. " The ordinary dog replied: You are all positive people. We all went behind enemy lines and went undercover. That's why you're sure

In order to be cool in summer, dogs and kittens hang a rectangular box on the wall and close the doors and windows. After a long time, the puppy said to the kitten, "Why is it still so hot?" Kitten: "Strange, how can the box hung by human beings make the temperature drop?"

It is very cold in winter. The dog was afraid that the rooster would catch cold, so he moved an electric heater to keep the rooster warm. The rooster said, "thank you, that won't do." Its light is like sunlight. When you wake up in the middle of the night, you will mistakenly think it is dawn. It's time for dawn. "

The bear wants to make a duster to dust. Hearing that the rooster's feathers are beautiful, he happily went to the rooster and prepared to borrow some feathers from it. The cock proudly said, "You have the wrong person. I won't lend you my beautiful feathers. " The bear asked, "Why?" The cock said, "haven't you heard the legend that the iron cock is broke?"

6. A gecko was wandering in the swamp when a crocodile came from a distance. His mouth is wide open and he wants to eat gecko. Gecko used his quick wits, hugged the crocodile's leg and shouted "Mom". The old crocodile paused, took off his reading glasses and burst into tears: Son, don't lose weight again. Look how thin you are.

7. Frog joke Toad: People say that you want to eat swan meat, and you don't look at what you look like. Toad said: I have a dream, you know, a frog in the well.

8. A hen laid a very big egg. The reporter went to interview the hen and asked how it was born. The hen hung her head and said nothing. The reporter asked the rooster, and the rooster said angrily, I'm really depressed. I'll kill the ostrich if I catch it!

9. Fox: It is obviously a high-grade perfume, but they say it is "body odor". Pig: I have a cold, my nose is upset and I can't smell it. However, if I pass by you, I won't cover my nose, lest I be knocked down by you!

10, the weather is hot, and the puppy is lying on the ground shaking all over. Mother dog saw it and asked with concern, "Baby, are you sick?" Dog: "I found it cold in the refrigerator, so I got into it to escape the heat." I didn't expect it to be so cold inside, and I almost froze into a popsicle. "

1 1. Piggy and chicken were playing in the forest when they suddenly found a hungry Xiaohua Mall. The pig said, "It's pathetic. Shall we give it something to eat? " The chicken nodded: "Then make a bowl of preserved egg lean porridge!" " After listening to this, the pig shook his head very excitedly: "How is it possible! You just contributed a by-product, but I want to put my life on it! "

12. One day, a cat and its owner went fishing, and the earthworm family living by the pond were watching the fun. At this moment, I saw the cat staring at the fish caught by its owner and jumping repeatedly. The earthworm son was puzzled and asked his mother, What is the cat doing? Mother earthworm said: bounce off crow's feet! ! !

13, shrimp and crab * * *, entered the final, and the scores of the competition were the same. Finally, according to their performance, the shrimp won the first place for the simple reason that the crab is too high-profile and has been bullying people, while the shrimp is very low-key and often bows its head forward.

A short joke with a happy smile 2 1. When the hot summer comes, it is a wonderful thing to recall the past. The drizzle turned into acacia and fell into sleep. The breeze turns into a blessing, smoothing your busyness. Years are long, I just want to say to you: Have a good mood!

I've always wanted to say three words to you, but you know its weight. I'm afraid that once we say it, we won't even have friends. But I can't control my feelings and summon up courage to say to you: you are a pig!

Once we were destined to meet, but now we live far apart. Recalling the years of that year, I have a lot of thoughts. At home, look far away, brother, don't forget to add clothes. Good health, happy family, every year!

4. Did you receive a short message today last year, which made you remember it vividly? If you receive this message, it proves that your mobile phone has been infected with virus, please immediately throw it into the water and soak it for one day.

You are standing on the side of the road, waiting anxiously. I rushed to you, and you seemed to close your eyes happily! I am both excited and sorry to say: I am sorry! My headlights are shining on you!

6. There is no place to take the subway with my little daughter. I saw a MM, so I said to my daughter, Ask my sister, can I sit on your lap? The daughter asked the girl, Sister, can you let my father sit on your lap?

On the first night when I moved to my new home, a man barged in in the dark. I can't resist. He stole all my things ... damn grave robbers, and he didn't cover the coffin when he left.

8. I passed the dormitory building and something floated on it. Looking up at the whole building, I saw tears streaming down my face. Hmm? Braised taste. Shit! Who is so unethical, filling soup after eating instant noodles!

9. The departure of autumn has taken away a trace of coolness; The arrival of winter brings a chill. No matter when, friendship is still at ease. I wish you a long distance, put on more clothes and take care of yourself.

10,“nhz！ Hom "I knew you couldn't guess or understand. Look carefully, can't you see? Do you know Pinyin? There is a limit to your stupidity. Turn your mobile phone upside down.

A short joke with a happy smile 3 1. For a road idiot, the most precious thing is that you stand still and I'll pick you up.

I found ten yuan by the roadside and gave it to the handsome guy in the network management office. Handsome boy smiled, and I said to handsome boy-be a member.

I am a man of principle. My principle is that where the food is, I will be there!

4. "Do you know that the person you secretly love just likes you?" "This is called rich imagination."

Being single is very painful. Being single for a long time is more painful. I saw a wild boar the other day and thought it was very nice.

6. Some people even say that I wear eye shadow, which is too insulting to my dark circles. School will start soon, won't you make up your homework?

7. The difficulty of marriage lies in whether we love each other's advantages or endure his shortcomings.

8, junior high school children are too naive, do you think this is a holiday? This is called three years' imprisonment, suspended for two months.

9. I heard that people who have been typing wrong words have higher IQ. Because of their high IQ, their hands can't keep up with the rhythm of brain operation.

10, junior high school friends have become goddesses, and those who want to take off their bills have also taken off their bills. Only I am getting farther and farther on the road of teasing and comparing.

1 1. My friend said my stomach was black. I decisively lifted my coat and pointed to his snow-white belly. It's white.

12 and July, I will study hard and make progress every day. I will never play with my mobile phone or fall in love. If not, I'll send it in August.

13, the power went out while eating. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed: Is this the legendary lesbian?

14, walking alone at night, it's particularly dark around, and I'm so handsome ... I'm so scared, I'm afraid others can't see me.

15, I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. Please recommend me. Do you have a good boyfriend?

16. If God closes a door for me, please close the window conveniently. Dad is going to turn on the air conditioner.

17, "Is League of Legends important to me?" "I dare to play League of Legends, dare not hit you. Who do you think is important? "

18, since the final exam, my status at home has changed from a first-class protected animal to a wild animal, and my baby is in pain.

19. People with fewer eyebrows can't be friends. Take a photo to prevent whitening, because once her eyebrows turn white, they will disappear.

Once upon a time, two hedgehogs fell in love, and finally they went to the barber shop hand in hand to make two voles.