A novel seeking funny, ancient style and aesthetic feeling.

Have you read the novel of shortbread? Don't worry, young man, it's BL's. There are many articles about cakes, which are a series of jokes. I'll just get you a few clips. I hope you like them. I came in the order of names: rotten wood fills the column, precious treasure ruins, flowers reflect the sky, I can't understand you, there are pearls, and you don't need a sword (for the record, you don't need a harp). . . . Moreover, these stories are worn together, and you will understand after reading the first one, but it is not impossible to read them alone. . . . )

Dead wood filled the column.

Doors are invincible (1)

Ji invincible was awakened by cold water.

The first thing he said when he opened his eyes was, "Cui Hua, why do you have a beard?"

His left face was twisted, then he gritted his teeth and said, "Master, did you go to Yihong Hospital again?" A word' you' vividly explains the monstrous anger in his chest.

Ji invincible blinked, saw the person in front of him clearly, and sighed, "Left, I'm human."

"Then marry your wife as soon as possible!"

"But left, I only like men." Ji invincible sad way, "I said I was brokeback!" " "

Zuo smiled angrily. "A broken sleeve that spends all day visiting brothels?"

Ji invincible shyly twisted his sleeves, "the somebody else is to ask the sisters to please men. Left, you will never understand my heart. "

……

Zuo Sven hid his face and retreated.

When you Kongwu came in, Ji Invincible had just dried herself and changed her clothes.

"Oh, Zuo spoiled you again?" Ji invincible pretended to understand and patted him on the shoulder. "It's unfortunate to have such a lover."

Right Kong Wu corners of the mouth a smoke, "door Lord! Left has nothing to do with Lao Tzu, so don't always drag us together! "

Ji invincible way: "Yes, this is your fault. A wife is also a wife. "

Right Kong Wu flew into a rage. "I said, that scum has nothing to do with me!"

Ji invincible winked and said, "This kind of thing has nothing to do with fart, but with ass."

……

Right Kong Wu only has angry gasps.

Ji invincible way: "Yes, you have to convince the left sometimes. He always comes to my room when I am drunk. It doesn't matter to me, but if it gets out, it will be bad for his reputation. "

Right Kong Wu also retired. He rushed out.

Shangque, Yu Zhong and Xia Hui came together.

Ji invincible is writing.

Still lacking a smile: "Is Master practicing calligraphy?"

Ji invincible way: "No, I just don't think the lines drawn by Wu Daozi are smooth enough. I'll change them."

……

I didn't think that the left protector loved painting, but fortunately I didn't see it, otherwise I would vomit blood with anger.

Yu Zhong lowered his head and put on his clothes.

Xia Hui said, "Master, when will you practice?"

Look at him with admiration. It's a brilliant gate with a reputation of 250. It's really brainless to speak so bluntly. Every time I think that the important task of guarding Jinxiu Gate is entrusted to such a person, he feels that sleeping is not practical.

However, Ji invincible did not lose his temper. In fact, he has always been a good-natured person.

"well. As the head of Brilliant Gate, you really have to practice hard to keep Brilliant Gate in the leading position in Wulin. "

……

The leading position of Brilliant Gate in Wulin has nothing to do with your martial arts. It's only about your father's martial arts. If it were you, the door of glory would have been dissolved hundreds of times.

Shangque, Yu Zhong and Xia Hui have the same idea.

Ji Invincible suddenly patted his head and said, "I remember Zuo said a few days ago that the centenary birthday of Wudang Lingyun was coming. Although I can't congratulate myself, it is quite appropriate to send something. Well, after living for a hundred years, I didn't die, just like a turtle. Why don't I give him a turtle made of pure gold? What do you say? "

When Ji Invincible began to make random suggestions, it showed that he was in a bad mood at the moment.

So, Shang Que and Yu Zhong are very clever, saying that this important matter should be managed by the left guard, and they can't intervene.

Only Xia Hui still screamed there, "Lord! The tortoise is cursing. "

Ji invincible was surprised: "Did I say, you bastard, are you scolding you?"

Xia Hui nodded and said, "Yes."

"Oh." Ji invincible way, "then you can't send Lingyun long tortoise."

Xia Hui echoed: "I can't send it."

"Then you can take it."

"... huh? "

Ji smiled innocently. "Such a good idea can't be wasted."

So, the painting of the left and right body protectors and the practice of practicing knives went.

As a result, the upper, middle and lower parts of the main force of flower viewing are shocked and shocked, tangled and tangled.

Therefore, Master Ji Damon, who has become a neglected person, decided that if he wants to get ahead, he should not only improve his painting skills, but also improve his piano skills, so as to truly be both civil and military, both inside and outside.

I rushed to the pavilion with my guzheng on my back. As soon as the owner of Jimen, whose ass was not hot, plucked the strings, the bird came running in a hurry and said that the pavilion was in disrepair and could not bear the burden of walking around the beam for three days. Please ask the owner to find another beautiful place.

Ji Damen, who was secretly happy because of "walking around the beam for three days", took care of the repair plan of the pavilion and went to the training ground outside the cloud nine. This place is very empty, without pavilions and beams, which is very suitable.

Master Ji Damon was about to sit cross-legged, when he saw Right Kong Wu suddenly rising from the training ground and falling in front of him like a mountain soldier!

"Is the master here to practice martial arts?" Right Kong Wu's eyes are still full of the light of war, and the hand holding the knife shows the veins stood out.

Ji Damon slowly stood up straight and calmly pointed out the places that need to be corrected in a series of actions.

Right Kong Wu was shocked and kept muttering to himself: "When jumping up, straighten your left leg and bend your right leg, and look around with your right hand covering your eyes? When landing, cross your legs and put your hands together. ..... that's not butt landing? Where is the knife in your hand? Do you put it on your knee? Lord, I think you are in this position ... "The discussion came to an abrupt end.

It's very empty around.

Master, escape.

Ji invincible came to the back hill with guzheng in his arms.

Under the vast blue sky, the mountains are green and white, the trees are everywhere, and the flowers are overflowing.

He is very satisfied. Only in this way can the beautiful scenery be worthy of his unparalleled piano sound. The only regret is that he, Ji, did not meet the legendary bosom friend.

Thinking about thinking, my heart is disappointed, my fingers are playing and the piano is flying. Suddenly, the birds were surprised and the animals moved.

Only the pianist is oblivious and immersed in his own piano sound.

Same as population

Falling objects.

Ji Zhan's invincible body shook, and he retreated strangely, staring at the old man in gray who stood still after the stone.

"Time-sharing!" He shouted affectionately.

……

The old man in gray slowly walked out from behind the boulder, bent down to pick up the eight-story food box, cleaned up the scattered wooden bowls and basins, and then saluted Ji invincible: "See the door master."

Ji invincible put down the piano and rushed to his side, excitedly saying: You finally showed up. Do you know I've been waiting for you? "

Calm and carefree, the old man in gray said, "Report to your master, you loyal old man."

Ji invincible looked at him sadly. "How ... can't you read backwards?"

Qi Zizhong was expressionless.

"Did you stop because of my piano?"

If you are disturbed, forget it ... Qi Zizhong nodded helplessly.

Ji invincible was touched beyond measure. As soon as he grasped his hand, he said firmly, "Oh, Zizhong! You are the soul mate I have been looking for. We will be together forever. You pass by with firewood on your back every day, and I play the piano for you every day. "

……

Qi Zizhong withdrew his hand and said calmly, "Master. The old gentleman was ordered by Old Master Q to guard the ten evil prisons here. "

Ji invincible blinked. "Ten evil prisons?"

Qi Zizhong said, "Yes. It is the place where the old master used to hold the heinous devil in the Jianghu. "

Ji invincible was surprised: "We have this kind of thing in the back hill?"

"... yes. "

"When did you come?"

"When you are not weaned."

"No wonder I don't know." Ji invincible found a good excuse.

"……"

Ji invincible looked at the box in his hand. "So where are you going now?"

"Send a meal."

"But it's already spilled." Ji invincible rolled his eyes. "I can't send it anyway. Why don't you listen to me play the piano? "

Qi Zizhong tugged at the corner of his eye and quickly said, "Master, the old master once told us that even in the face of heinous criminals, people should have different opinions and not neglect them."

"Oh. Then I will go with you. " Ji invincible smiled and said, "After this, you can listen to the piano for a while."

Qi Zizhong: "..."

The mountains are steep and the paths are winding.

Qi Zizhong is light-footed and brisk.

Ji invincible holding the guzheng, stumbling. When his sleeve was scratched by branches in the thirteenth lane, he finally couldn't help saying, "Zizhong, my clothes are torn."

Qi Zizhong paused, turned his head and said, "It's not appropriate for the door master to run around like this. I'd better go back."

Ji invincible wronged: "I don't know the way. Does Zizhong want to see me off? "

"Lord, there is only one way. Just follow suit. "

"I just said I don't know this road."

"……"

After a few more steps, Ji invincible finally gave up the guzheng on the roadside in the entanglement.

Qi Zizhong looked at the lonely guzheng and couldn't bear to say, "Master, I'll get it."

Ji invincible stared at him affectionately and said, "Nothing. As long as I can accompany Zizhong, let alone a guzheng, even the whole glorious gate, I am willing. "

Qi Zizhong's footsteps are messy. He looked at the road ahead and felt very sad-he thought Qi Zizhong was aboveboard all his life. Although he lost to Ji, he lost fair and square. I didn't expect the old man to be charged with embarrassing the door and charming the door owner!

"But Zi Zhong," Ji said with a leisurely manner, "even if I am willing to give up the colourful door, the dharma master will probably refuse. So you don't have to be too entangled in this impossible thing. "

"……"

Ten evils are held halfway up the back hill, and the sun is covered with shade.

Ji invincible followed Qi Zizhong and bent down into the hole.

Although the hole is closed, it is dry and comfortable.

There is a long row of oil lamps on the right side of the hole, which is about tens of feet long and will make it as bright as day. On the left are cells, each about two to three feet long and four to five feet wide. Beds, tables and chairs are all available.

Qi Zizhong bent down, took out a bowl of plain rice and a plate of vegetarian dishes from the box and put them in front of the prison bar one by one.

In the first cell, there lived a rude man. He didn't answer the bowl, just stared at Ji invincible.

Ji invincible fuels: "Nice to meet you."

"Are you the son of Ji Huang Hui?" Campus rude way.

"Exactly."

"Where is your father?"

Ji invincible face does not change color: "dead."

The hillbilly on campus was surprised. "How could he die?"

Ji invincible way: "too hard, anxious to death."

The hillbilly on campus suddenly shouted at Qi Zizhong like a demon: "Is he really the son of Ji?" Is he really Ji's son? ! How can he be Ji's son? How can Ji have such a son? ! "

Ji invincible answered seriously: "He fucked my mother, and my mother gave birth to me."

The campus clown turned to stare at him as if he had two horns on his head.

Ji is invincible, but the attack hasn't come out yet, but the name of the attack is "Yuan Aoce", which is a dark devil. . . The experience of the protagonist' Duanmurejuvenation' (acceptance) in the fifth film will also appear, so you'd better have a look. . . )

The hidden wealth in failure

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Just when most Jianghu people were willing or forced to attend the wedding banquet of two dharma-protecting couples in Jinxiu Gate, the magic religion thousands of miles away suffered a terrible catastrophe.

Xue Yi Hou led an army of 50,000 troops and swept the Jiaoshan Mountain with thunder. However, within six hours, the headquarters of the demon religion was destroyed.

Ming Zun and the three magic elders escaped because they were on their way to the glorious gate.

But this is just the beginning.

The imperial court then began to crack down on the sects and businesses of the devil religion in various places.

However, there seems to have been a tacit understanding between the altar and the local trading companies. People went to the building, and even the books and money were transferred to other places. The court found no results and could only temporarily close the store.

A month later, Hou returned to Beijing to report on his work, and was appointed as a general by the holy family to punish the demon and try his best to catch the remaining followers of the demon.

As a result, a bigger, more urgent and colder snowstorm hit the rivers and lakes!

Betrayal is justified (1)

At the end of the year, the frost is biting.

Feng Gudao curled up under the eaves, desperately pulling this semi-new and old coat around him to keep out the cold wind that penetrated the whole alley.

Yi Xue Hou Fu's servant looked at him coldly, jumping and stamping, as if watching a monkey selling juggling.

He walked back and forth several times, and finally could not help but say, "Brother, can you go in and see if the Duke's guests have left?" When can you see me? "

The servant sneered, "The Duke can see you if he wants to see you. It doesn't matter if the guests leave or not. "

"I only ask you to help me have a look. At least let me know how long I have to wait. "

"Waiting for the duke is your pleasure. How many people are waiting like this, just you? "

Feng Gudao even got two boring people, so he had to shrink his sleeves and continue to scamper there.

After a while, it got darker.

Feng Gudao was cold and hungry, and almost wanted to leave.

At this time, Zong, the general manager of Houfu who had led him in before, finally came out slowly. "Mr. Feng, the duke wants to see you."

Feng Gudao sniffed, shrank his head and said, "Has the Duke eaten yet?"

Zongda wordless surprised to see his one eye, "you see the duke first. I want to prepare my own dinner. "

Got the promise of eating, Feng Gudao was willing to go in.

Zong Wuyan came up to him and silently handed him a silk scarf.

Feng Gudao looked at it with a towel for a long time before he realized that he wiped his nose.

At that time, two people have come to the front.

Wuyan told him to wait at the door and report by himself.

Then, as soon as the door opened, a warm wind blew.

Feng Gudao just wrapped his nose in a silk scarf and blew his nose severely.

As if the exhausted screams brushed Zongwu, who was about to enter the door, and spread to the depths of the house.

After a while, Zong was speechless and his face was full of helplessness.

Fenggu Road's eyes lit up and said, "Does the Duke want to see me?"

"The duke asked me to take you to take a shower and change clothes first."

"..." The duke is so considerate. Feng Gudao decided to temporarily forget that he had been alone in the cold wind for more than an hour. After all, no matter why the duke asked him to take a bath and change clothes, it was always pleasant to soak in such warm water in such weather.

Fenggu Road bathes happily, letting the ladies-in-waiting as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade sprinkle all kinds of things on themselves.

After washing for a while, the cold in the body was almost driven away. He was ready to get up, but was pushed back by two maids.

"You have to soak for a while to taste it. What's your hurry? " One of the maids smiled charmingly and threw a few more things down.

Feng Gudao was dazed and said, "What's that smell? Do you dare to wash me and cook? "

"Idiot, who wants to eat you?" The girl said this in her mouth, but she didn't forget to give him a glad eye. "The duke of our family hates this kind of chaos. If it weren't for your usefulness, it would be at the gate ... "She covered her mouth with sleeves and giggled for a long time before saying," The general manager asked us to tell you that when you see the Duke in the future, you must be decent and respectful. If you want to make such a mistake again, you should find out where to build the grave. "

Feng Gudao said with a smile, "If you really want to build a grave, you must build it next to your sisters' boudoir and die in a gentle village. It's worth it "

Another girl suddenly spat, "Are you impatient? Nonsense, or I'll tell the duke that I really killed you. "

Seeing other maids, Fenggu Road bowed its head in fear, curled its mouth in boredom and stopped talking.

I took a bath for half an hour.

Feng Gudao's red and wrinkled skin finally crawled out of the bath bucket and put on a clean suit. His whole body seemed to have been smoked. "The manager promised me that I would prepare dinner. Why don't you let me eat a few mouthfuls to pad my stomach before I go to see the duke? Otherwise, I will faint in the middle of the meeting, which will damage the duke's wisdom. "

"If you really faint, I'm afraid you don't have to wake up," said the previously fierce servant girl.

……

Feng Gudao stopped again.

When he came outside again, he regretted not bringing his coat.

The wind at night is very cold and blows on me like a knife.

Fortunately, this case was speechless. "Come on in."

Feng Gudao relieved and shrank behind him. There is a screen in front of the door, and the tiger goes down the mountain.

After walking around the screen for about a dozen steps, Zongwu stopped and said, "Duke, Feng Gu Road is coming."

Feng Gudao secretly raised his head, just in time to meet a pair of black and bright eyes like jet, embedded in a smooth and white face like white jade, and looked at him quietly. His eyebrows are not thick, but they are very thick, raised like a sword, and his whole face is shrouded in an unspeakable cold. Fortunately, the red mole on the eyebrow angle weakens Sha Qi on his face, making him more charming and S-curve, making him look not only not fierce, but also stunning.

Feng Gudao restrained himself, bowed respectfully and said, "I have seen the Duke."

He leaned back on the sofa, turned around casually and looked at "Did you bring someone?"

The door opened.

The wind blew in from both sides of the screen, and Fenggu Road shook its body and felt uneasy for no reason.

Panic footsteps came in subtly from the outside.

Feng Gudao looked at the girl who teased him while he was taking a bath and knelt on the ground at a loss.

After that, he said flatly, "Hit ten boards and drive them away."

Feng Gudao was surprised and intuitively felt that it had something to do with him.

Sure enough, the servant girl cried and begged for mercy: "The duke spared the handmaiden this time, and the handmaiden won't talk nonsense again."

Zongwu saw Hou frown and immediately sent someone to drag her down.

"Do you know what mistake she made?" Xueyihou smiled.

Feng Gudao hesitated whether to tell the truth or lie. ?

Xueyihou said unhurriedly, "Wrong answer, you hit her ten times."

Feng Gudao: "She shouldn't tease me, let alone lead me to tease."

Hou said, "You should know that as long as your answer just now is wrong, she doesn't have to go out."

Feng Gudao: "Ten boards are not children's play. It is best not to get hurt. "

"You are so mean." He sat up straight slowly and looked at him transfixed. Handsome face, but with disobedience. He grinned and said, "But if you weren't mean enough to betray the magic religion, it wouldn't fall apart so soon."

"It is the greatest honor of my life to serve the Duke."

"Do you know what Hou wants to do most now?" Yi Xue is kind.

Feng Gudao said, "A handsome man is like a lion, and his shape is like heaven and man. What he wants to do most is to find a snow-clad woman as beautiful as heaven and man? " Pink girl, which man doesn't love it?

"Fenggu Road." A cold light flashed in Xueyi's thick eyes. "Even if I need you now, it doesn't mean I won't kill you."

Fenggu Road put away his smirked expression and said seriously, "What the Duke wants to do most at the moment should be to kill Mingzun."

"Wrong." Hou snorted contemptuously. "He is just a buffoon in our eyes. Do you think we will go to great trouble for him? "

"Of course not." Feng Gudao replied stubbornly.

After deliberately finding fault, he said, "Then why did you make such a guess?"

Feng Gudao didn't change color, saying, "I fart."

……

Living in Wuyan tried to gag him with a curtain.

Sure enough, Xueyi Hou glanced coldly at Feng Gudao. "If you want to work for me, you must get rid of the bad smell in your mouth first!"

He flattened his mouth and stepped back.

Hou said, "What should I do?"

"I'm afraid it will smoke you to death." Fenggu road.

……

The thick thumb of Xueyi brushed the abdomen of the index finger gently, and after a long time, he said, "I'll give you another chance, guess what I want to do most at the moment, and I'll let you live, otherwise, I'll kill you, expose your body in the wilderness and make food for those vicious dogs."

Feng Gudao trembled slightly, thought for a long time, and finally raised his head and gnashed his teeth. "The duke wants to kill me most at this time."

If Xue Yihou had a sword in his hand, he might actually barrel it. But he doesn't have a sword in his hand. It's too much trouble to find a sword now, so he just turned around slowly and sat back on the sofa. "What do you think I should do, kill you?" Or, you guessed right and let you go? "

"Of course, leave me alone." Feng Gudao answered confidently.

Xueyihou looked at the jade finger on his finger. "the reason."

Feng Gudao said wryly, "At least it's useful."

"Oh, like what?"

"Ming hidden in several places, I know. Whether you want to kill or catch, you must rely on the duke's words. "

Then he said, "Feng Gudao, you are Ming Zun's closest confidant. Why did you resist him? "

"My ancestors were handed down from ancient times, but when I met a robber on the road, I fell in the family. It is necessary to join the magic religion and help others. Zuxun is on the bed, and I read it every night. Loyalty to the monarch, filial piety, morality and self-discipline, I dare not forget, but I can't help forgetting. If it weren't for the duke ... "

The snow coat was cut off coldly. "I only listen to the truth."

"I want to be an official!" Feng Gu Road turns quickly.

"Well, I'll give you a five-level promotion." Xueyihou also replied quickly: "But you must help me capture Mingzun alive."

Fenggu Road thought for a moment and said, "What about Dark Zun?"

Nowadays, the dark aspects are easier to grasp than the bright ones.

"Don't touch him for the time being."

Feng Gudao said cautiously, "Can the Duke show us why Ming Zun was taken alive?"

Xueyihou smiled. "This answer is waiting for you."

Feng Gu said, "..." Then he doesn't want to know at all.

Feng Gudao is a famous Taoist immortal. You can see his guest appearance in Dead Wood. Taoism respects the dark god in the open, respects the inside of the Lord in the dark and respects the outside of the Lord in the dark. The gathering place of Taoist immortals is Aogu Mountain, which was attacked. Feng Gudao was mixed into Houfu to resurrect Taoist gods. Feng Gudao was affected, the Duke was attacked, and the Duke was attacked. )

Flowers reflecting a clear sky

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These are two new graves.

But it is not conspicuous on a tombstone like Lin Ruhai's.

What is striking is the little boy crouching in front of the tombstone. He is five or six years old, but his face has a maturity beyond his age.

He knelt there, as if his legs had been integrated with the soil on the ground.

Hit, hit, hit.

There were footsteps behind him.

A boy about his age came step by step, with a small bamboo basket on his arm.

"Fan Yijing, my dad asked me to bring you food." Then the little boy put the bamboo basket in front of him.

"Fan Yujing, can you hear me?" The little boy pushed the kneeling Fan Jijing on the shoulder.

Fan Yujing suddenly stretched out his arm and pointed to the grave on the left: "This is my father."

The little boy's hands were frozen stiff.

Fan Yijing's arm pointed to the right again. "This is my mother."

The little boy stood by stupidly.

Fan Yujing withdrew his hand and continued to kneel silently.

The little boy suddenly squatted down, put his arm around his shoulder and said loudly, "Confucius said: Since ancient times, no one has died ... Looking back, learning new things, well, you will know ... love is deep ... the ship has been moored." This sentence tells us that people will die, and so will their parents. Well, we should review them, but we should also take care of ourselves. Father always said, don't be too sad if the old one doesn't go and the new one doesn't come. "

When he finished, he found Fan Zheng staring at him with his eyes wide open, and his face was not flushed. "I said is the teacher taught. What the teacher said is taught by saints, which makes sense. "

Fan looked at him without saying a word.

He was angry with embarrassment. "You don't believe in reading! My father said that a wise man can tell by reading a book. Only a fool can move a knife and a gun. "

"Ahem." There was a cough behind him.

The little boy turned to look at the road, immediately shrank his head, carefully poked Fan Yujing on the shoulder and said, "My father and your uncle are here."

Fan Yujing's body trembled slightly.

"What are you talking about again?" Hua's handsome face is tight.

The little boy murmured, "I'm comforting him."

"Really?" The sea of flowers and clouds will lengthen the ending.

The little boy nodded in despair.

Hua sighed at the steps around him: "This dog is stupid and stubborn, and the concession foreman laughed."

Bululian said indifferently, "Welcome to China."

China is indifferent to his lukewarm attitude. He just shouted at Fan Jijing's back: "Ji Jing, you come."

Fan Yujing eyelids drooped slightly, stood up and turned slowly, his head still low.

Hua said, "I have already discussed it with the head of the regiment. Although you are the son of Yunxi, you got married as a husband, and Yunxi married Fan Jiamen. From then on, it was the Fan family. So, you'd better go back to Jiuhua School with your master. " As he spoke, he rushed to Loulian and held out his hand to him. "There will be labor leaders to discipline him in the future."

"Well said." Loulian slow slow face, step to Fan Jingjing way, "although your father and I are other disciples, but feelings are better than brothers. From now on, I will raise you as my own son, and I will never live up to your parents' spirit in heaven. Just stop crying in the future. A man must be upright and worthy of heaven and earth. "

Fan Yujing took a sip of his mouth and slowly raised his head, but his eyes were dry.

"Ji Jing listened to the teacher's instructions."

(Here, Fan's parents were killed by Bululian. For revenge, he endured it for a long time. He is an attacker; The little boy here is Hua Zhunxiu, and there will be a guest appearance of Ming Zun and Duke at last. I suggest you watch them one by one. . . )

"I know you can't read" (I'll just take some of this, there will be a guest appearance ~)

1, new official takes office (1) ...

"Over this mountain, you are talking about Yangxian County." Old Tao shrank his shoulders, bowed his head and peeled oranges, and said casually.

Mo Tao couldn't help lifting the curtain.

The cold wind in winter blew in at once, and nothing could be seen outside. Hao, the driver, turned back and said, "What's your order, young master?"

"Nothing." Mo Tao shivered with cold and quickly put down the curtains.

Lao Tao handed him the peeled orange.

Oranges have been kept for a long time. Some of them are dry, but they taste sweet. Mo Tao even ate some, and then stuffed the rest into Lao Tao's hand.

You're welcome. Lao Tao ate it all at once.

Mo Tao subconsciously touched the fragrant towel in her arms and wiped her mouth, but as soon as she reached into her arms, she remembered that the fragrant towel had been thrown into the stove and burned, and she could not help feeling sorry. I have been wandering around Xiangqun Building for so many years, so I only got this incense towel as a souvenir, but I didn't expect it to be left behind in the end.

"Master, is it cold?" Lao Tao moved the heater forward.

"Not cold." Mo Tao was depressed. After sitting for a while, he couldn't hold his breath and asked, "I'm afraid it's not good to hear that there are many rich families in Tanyang County."

Lao Tao said, "People are good at being bullied. If the young master is afraid of them, they will naturally bully him. "

"How can I be afraid of them?" Mo Tao's turnover increased slightly. "I must be a good official!"

Old Tao finally bloomed a few rays of brilliance under his sleepy eyelids. "Young master will be able to."

Mo Tao seems to see that he has become a "Tao Qingtian" and has been welcomed by ordinary people. He feels that the future is bright.

The carriage suddenly flashed.

Mo Tao's head suddenly hit the carriage wall, and his body was planted in the corner of the carriage.

(Mo Tao is miserable, but it's a pity that he can't read, but he never forgets anything, he's just confused (that's cute! ) The attack hasn't come out yet. It's called Gu She, the greatest genius in the world.)

Why do you need a pearl?

Official documents and letters

Breathe, breathe, it stinks.

A left and a right, unkempt.

It never occurred to me that I would come down here one day.

But the days still have to pass, and I can only pretend to be a grandson.

Duan Muhuichun, an elder of the Central Plains Demon Sect, was injured by the holy moon Sect of Xiqiang.

As a result, he fell into the hands of traffickers and was sold to the holy month school after many twists and turns. He became an extremely bookish of the holy month school.

Later, I met an excellent master who was closely related to the holy month religion.

Thus, the "miserable" life of Duanmu's old man who was molested by Ji began. ...

This article has a strong martial arts style. It depicts the Central Plains, the Western Qiang Wulin, and the blood flows out, but at the same time it does not lose the humor of shortbread.

You can smile when you are nervous. The characters are very vivid, especially the two protagonists.

Ji Miao's flowers are enchanting and meaningless, deep and unpredictable. The story behind them makes people curious.

Elder Duanmu's sense of powerlessness in front of Ji also makes people laugh.

This is just a brief introduction. This is the second article I highly recommend. Duanmu rejuvenating accidentally fell into the holy month religion and has been teased by Master Ji of Jueying Peak. Of course, this is a foreign country, and the cute point of this article is home! You have to be patient, the more you watch, the more interesting it is ~)

The number of words is running out. Why do you need a sword when you have a piano? I strongly recommend "Treasure in the attic" and "Why do you want bamboo slips when you have pearls", but you have to read the rest before you can understand the origin of the next story. . . . Because of the old guest appearance