Humorous sentences about poverty.

The humorous sentence that you are poor is as follows:

1, poor enough to gnaw at Wowotou, the dish is full of water and no oil. ?

You people who can still eat dirt, please give me a drink of northwest wind. ?

The thief came to my house, and finally left a few hundred dollars with tears in his eyes, and left me a note: Brother, be nice to yourself!

4, who can tell me, how to eat instant noodles all day long, not tired? ?

Comrades, I have tasted it for you. The soil after the rain is really softer and more fragrant! ?

I tell you, I don't lack anything except money. ?

Poverty not only limits my imagination, but also my mouth. ?

The water is boiling, but there is no rice flour in the pot. Forget it, drink more water! ?

9. Forget it. The WiFi next door is off. I'll return my phone to my friend. Wash and sleep. ?

10, I can't do anything that can be solved with money.