It's a rainy day. Proverbs and stories

Once upon a time, there was a rich boy named Zhao Tiansheng. He reached out from his little clothes and opened his mouth with food, which made him form the habit of relaxing and hating work. When he was studying, he also made up a famous saying: spring is not a reading day, summer is just a hot day to sleep, mosquitoes bite their feet in autumn, and winter is afraid of snowdrift mountains. The four seasons are not reading days, so go home for the New Year and wait for the coming year. Soon, when he arrived at the county and provincial exams, he knew that he was not the material, so he took out his house and land to honor the adults at the county and state levels, and bought both a "scholar" and a "juren" hat.

Zhao Tiansheng wore a hat of "Juren" and began to prepare for the national examination in Beijing. As long as you get the "Gong Shi", you are only one step away from the "No.1 scholar", and your heart is full of joy.

Zhao Tiansheng lives in the palace with extremely young children and nannies for exams. He waited for several months, and soon the rainy season came. When all his money was spent, the pot was about to hang up and the bell rang. He quickly wrote home for help.

"Rainy days, deadly days. There's life at home, so die quickly. If there is no life at home, go shopping to buy a life. Mother's old age is not enough, and father's oil life is not enough. In addition, it is also delivered quickly. "

When the family saw this letter, they all cried with fear. Lv Xiucai next door met and asked, "Why are you?" The family couldn't talk about it, so they gave the letter to Lv Xiucai. The scholar looked at it, understood it, and said, "Your son is really a mediocrity. He clearly wanted to tell you that the rainy season was coming, but he wrote an umbrella as his life. Besides, he didn't ask you to send shit, he asked you to send rice! "