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Whole person language trap chat program
In our life, there are many routines and there are many kinds of routines. When chatting with others, we may get some routines. Let's take a look at the whole language trap chat routine. Let's learn them together.
Llh: If someone chased me for three years and said good night to me on this day, would I marry him?
Those who didn't say good night to me can pack up and leave. You don't need to get out!
Good morning, pay attention to safety, pay attention to safety, walk into my heart, good night, pay attention to safety, and walk into my dream.
When I was about to say hello to my youth, she said good night to me.
I say good morning, good afternoon and good night to you every day, but you just say oh.
Although I want to say good night to you, you won't let me, because that means loving you, not to mention that I haven't loved you yet.
7. I worry every day that you don't love me, that your signature won't change because of me, that you won't say good morning and good night to me again, and that you are sad that you don't love me.
8. I was lying in bed with my eyelids open, waiting for your good night on QQ with my mobile phone. It's a pity that I didn't wait until the end @
9. Now you don't even say a simple "good night" to me?
10, I don't always want to sleep until you allow me to say good night.
1 1, you don't know that I sleep with my mobile phone every night just to wait for your good night.
12, the person who says good night to the whole world must be full of people you love deeply, but you dare not write.
13, dear ~ ~ Good night, and continue to be crazy together tomorrow.
14, someone told me good night for a long time and finally left.
15, I love people who hear me say good night. good night
16, after parting every night, go home and lie in bed, and get your call to say good night. At that moment, my heart was particularly practical.
17, good morning, good afternoon and good evening. In other words, you are so annoying.
18, good morning and good night. How can I feel at ease without you, my baby ~
19, baby, please don't give up the girl who says good night to you every night. Baby, please don't abandon that teenager who wakes you up every morning.
20._ _ A good night touched my heart. It would be great if it could go on like this. It's all my own ideas, and it won't appear.
2 1, good morning, good morning has long been reassuring. Good night Good night, An Ru. My heart.
22. Why do so many things happen today that make me smile? Good night
Thank you for giving me good night every night. You make me feel that I am not abandoned by the world.
If someone insists on saying "good night" to me before going to bed every night, I will try to fall in love with this person anyway.
25. Have you ever tried to say good night to the person you like, and then fell asleep as soon as the phone rang?
26. I also want someone to say a lot to take care of myself before going to bed, and finally I don't forget to say good night.
27. Good night without a warm reply.
28. We have no relationship, but we are still used to waiting until late at night, just wanting to hear your good night.
29, baby, don't wait, go to sleep, for a beautiful night, not worth it.
No one urged me to sleep, no one said good night to me, and I really couldn't sleep.
3 1, camel gives birth to donkey, strange species. When you were young, you had to learn the Three Cardinal Principles and the Five Permanent Principles, and behave yourself according to the rules.
32. I read an international news today. A man walked into a convenience store in Louisiana. He took out a one-dollar bill and asked for change.
I lived in a rural primary school when I was a child. One day, a rural woman dressed in rustic clothes stood at the door of the classroom. The teacher asked her who she was looking for, and she said to send Erwa a few kilograms of rice. The teacher turned around and asked, "Who is Erwa?" The classroom is very quiet. The teacher said angrily, "dogs don't think their families are poor, and children don't think their mothers are ugly!" " "So ... the headmaster stood up, walked out of the classroom and took the meal. . .
Language Trap Chat Routine 2 1, "Do you know the difference between you and a mouse", "No" and "She lives in a hole and you live in my heart"
2. "I've seen your ugly face", "I've seen your bad temper", "You have a hundred looks" and "I like one hundred and one"
3. "Who's here?" "Your people."
4. "Your legs must be very tired", "Why" and "Because you have been running in my head all day"
5. "Can you imitate the woodpecker for me?" "How to imitate? I won't. " "Just imagine my face as a tree!"
6. "I always feel that I have seen you somewhere", "Where" and "On my marriage certificate"
7. "Will you like me?" "No" "Do you want me to teach you?"
8. "I think I was a carbonated drink in my last life." "Why?" "Because as soon as I saw you, I was always bubbling with joy."
9. "When do you want to get married?" "I don't know, I haven't thought about it." "Tell me when you think about it, and I'll marry you."
10 When I'm in a Bad Mood, I laugh when I think about it, and it's good to have you.
1 1, "There have been rumors recently that I like you." "Really?" "I want to clarify that this is not a rumor."
12, "Do you know where you are?" "Which is better?" "Being my girlfriend is just right."
13, "Do you have to come when I get married?" "Why?" "Because it would be embarrassing without a bride."
14, "Hey." "What's the matter?" "I want to have three meals in the same room with you for the four seasons."
15, "Do you know the difference between you and a star?" "What's the difference?" "The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart."
16, "Do you smell anything?" "no?" "Impossible, don't you find that the air around you becomes sweet as soon as you appear?"
17, "Is there a hospital here?" "No, what's the matter with you?" "My heart beats too fast when I see you."
18, "Do you want a dog?" "What dog?" "The single kind."
19, "I want to tell you something. Oh, I'm moving. " "Where to?" "Move in ... in your heart."
20. "My heart hurts a little", "What's the matter" and "Because you are stuck in my heart"
2 1, "I don't think we can be friends." "Why?" "Because love is about to begin."
22. "Why did you hurt me?" "Harm you what?" "I like you so much!"
23. "Let me show you a magic trick." "it's over." "I like you better."
24. "I hesitated for several days, and finally decided to toss a coin and look up to confess to you." "What if the back is facing up?" "Turn it over."
25. "The world is not as beautiful as you think." "The moon doesn't hug you, and time destroys you." "But I love you."
26. "Do you feel heavy behind my back?" "Of course, because I carry my whole world."
27. "Can you watch your step in the future?" "Ah?" "You hit my heart."
28. "I think you are a little narcissistic sometimes." "Don't I look good?" "Like you, the beauty pageant won the top three at most."
29. "I have a big dream", "Only four words" and "Have you all the way"
30. "Do you prefer sunny day, cloudy day or rainy day?" "I like sunny days. What about you? " "I like having you every day."
3 1, "Can you give me your temperature?" "Ah?" "Want to hug you"
32. "You have something on your face." "No, where is it? What is it? " "With my eyes"
33. "You are so special." "What's so special?" "Very fat, very ugly, and. ... I like you very much. "
34. "You must be nearsighted, right?" "Why do you say that?" "If you are not nearsighted, how can you not see that I like you?"
35. "Come on, bet!" "bet on what?" "Be my boyfriend if you lose, and be your girlfriend if you lose."
36. "Why did you hurt me?" "ah? When did I harm you? " "You make me like you so much!"
"Be my girlfriend", "My fingers are long" and "My tongue can lick my nose"
38. "I seem to have eaten too much salt recently?" "hmm? Then what? " "I always miss you when I am free."
39. "Are you nearsighted?" "Not myopia!" "Then why can't you see that I like you?"
40. "thank you. Today is really too much trouble for you. " "No, no, don't promise each other."
The whole person language trap chat routine 3 1. Do your ears itch? Does this mean that I miss you? Do your eyes itch? Does this mean that I want to see you? Does your mouth itch? Does this mean I want to kiss you? Does this mean ... forget it, it's getting lice. Take a bath!
2. How did you dial your mobile phone? The voice prompt said: You dialed a lazy pig from other places. Please dial the pigsty area code before dialing the number. I can't believe it. Call again. Voice prompt: the owner has been slaughtered.
There are three main purposes for sending messages this time: first, to contact feelings; The second is to pass the time; Third, I tell you responsibly: it's cold, remember not to wear open-backed pants again. "
Sometimes I find the fact that people who look better than you are often smarter than you. Isn't it just poking?
I would rather keep silent and make people look like fools than prove that I am.
6. You can't even control what time you sleep, but you want to control your life. Your problem is that you can understand everything, but you are lazy!
7. When a lion is chasing after you, you don't have to run faster than the lion, just run faster than others to survive.
8. There are no real fools in the world. Don't be clever with anyone. You can't make progress without exposure. If you are exposed, you will be humiliated.
9. If it doesn't work, divide it. Buy it if you like. Try restarting it. It's none of your business or mine. Use these five simple and rude rules frequently, and you will solve 80% of the troubles in life.
10, you are not the Monkey King, and you are not the supreme treasure. You are just a person under the wall, watching others' love, chewing your own youth and living like a dog.
1 1, you can love a scum three or five times, but you can't love a scum three or five times. Going the wrong way may be bad luck, but jumping into the pit all the time is bad IQ.
12. The reason why I often delete my circle of friends and Weibo is because: I hate my ignorance and melodramatic self for a second because of my arrogance and indifference.
13, you have countless spare tires, and your feelings remain unchanged, not because you are charming, but because you are cheap and versatile!
14, some people say not to complain often, because life is like knowing whether you drink water or not. I want to ask, are you too hot to shout?
15, don't eat when you are hungry! I did it; Don't sleep when you are sleepy! I also did it; It's cold and naked, here we go again. I am such a strong person, but I didn't tell you when I missed you.
16, this message has three main purposes: one is to contact feelings; The second is to pass the time; Third, I tell you responsibly: it's cold, remember not to wear open-backed pants again. "
17, the most romantic thing I can think of is watching you get fat slowly. Then I'll eat pork. Oh yeah!
18, "I miss those days very much. You wriggled in front of me and walked down the country road with your head down. When the villagers saw us, they all praised you: hey, beautiful and clean! Also praised me: What a good child, such a small grade came out to put pigs! "
19, I heard that eating garlic can prevent swine flu, which makes sense. Think about it: if you eat garlic, others will think you have a taste and won't come near you, and the swine flu virus can't come near you! Haha, don't forget to pack two cloves of garlic before you go out!
I have three sentences to tell you, including the following one. Thank you.
2 1, don't move Read this message quietly! Look up, look down, don't forget the left and right! Have you finished reading it? Delete it after reading it!
22. The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you get fat. Then I'll eat pork. Oh yeah!
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