Classic witticisms for snowy days

Classic witticisms for snowy days

Classic witticisms for snowy days. Winter is coming, it’s snowing, and the vast goose-feather snow, accompanied by the biting cold wind, is coming quietly. , the ground is covered with a thick silver-white oversized carpet. Let’s take a look at the classic witticisms on snowy days, welcome to check them out!

The classic witticisms on snowy days 1

1. “It’s snowing here”, “Ah? Big "?", "It's bigger than flying dandruff."

2. The most beautiful thing is the snowy day, the white street passing by with you. You laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at you for being so cold.

3. Although I like the sun in midsummer, I prefer the sun after snow.

4. Follow me to the north, where it is snowing. Let me use my hot soul to run wild on the ice.

5. The coldest thing is not the snowy day, but the hands hidden in your sleeves.

6. Waiting for snow in the south is no less difficult than waiting for a ship at the airport.

7. I heard that you wanted to see a snowfall, so I kept silently collecting dandruff all winter.

8. It’s cold. If you have a wife, hug your wife. If you have a husband, hug your husband. If you don’t have a partner, wear more clothes.

9. Everything is fine on a snowy day, except that it’s not good to get up early in the morning. It seems like I have to make bed every day. In the end, I lost...

10. It’s been snowing every day recently. As soon as you open the door, you feel like you are in a refrigerator...

11. After it snows, you are no longer a single dog, but upgraded to a sled dog.

12. If I don’t reply to your message in time on a snowy day, it’s definitely not because I’m cold, but because my hands are cold...

13. It’s snowing too much this morning, and the license plate All buried. After cleaning for a long time, I finally got the car clean. I pressed the car key and the car next to me unlocked...

14. I heard that it was snowing outside, so I ran out very excited, thinking that I could talk to You grow old all the time, only to find that this little bit of snow won’t make your head white, it will only freeze into a dog’s shape. 15. When I go out when it snows, I feel like a little pudding on earth, sprinkled with coconut paste.

16. If you can catch this winter in time, we will eat hot pot, drink milk tea, watch movies, and set off fireworks together...

17. Although winter is very cold, as long as With you here, even the snowy day is warm.

18. This city turned gray overnight. I really hope I can walk in the snow with you and grow old together.

19. What matters is not how cold the temperature is, but how warm the people around you are.

20. It’s really cold when it’s snowing. It’s so cold that I can’t start the study mode. I just want to stay in bed...

21. Taking a shower is a must on a snowing day. Once you start something, you can't stop it, so as long as you go to the bathroom, your family will think you are dead in there...

22. It's time to take off your clothes again, rely on courage, wash clothes, rely on perseverance, and get up It’s time to rely on explosive power. Classic witticisms on snowy days 2

1. Freezing does not last a day, and three layers of belly do not last a day.

2. I wanted to look back at you and smile, but who knew that the weather was too cold and I suddenly got a snot bubble!

3. Wear other people’s long johns, leaving others with no long johns to wear. .

4. It’s snowing, why not hurry up and make an appointment to play in the snow and eat hot pot.

5. I only say the word "cold" once and use snot instead of "cold".

6. Do you know, the reason why I don’t reply to your message is not because I am cold, but because I have cold hands.

7. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being so cold.

8. When the weather gets cold, you have to make more money, because winter clothes are more expensive than summer clothes.

9. It’s snowing. Let me tell you the good news for singles. You have been upgraded to sled dogs.

10. It’s snowing, and it’s time to take off your clothes and have the courage, and get up to have the explosive power.

11. It’s snowing. This little bit of snow will only make you freeze like a dog.

12. There is a kind of longing called looking through the autumn water, and there is a kind of cold called forgetting to wear autumn trousers.

13. True maturity is when you take the initiative to put on your long johns.

14. The most embarrassing thing in the whole winter was the hand that stretched out to play with the mobile phone.

15. It turns out that some people really go from the beginning of the year to the end of the year. Classic witticisms on snowy days 3

1. Although winter is cold, my thoughts are never shallow. When the weather is cold, add clothes. Blessings can keep you warm. Deep greetings will be in your heart. The long-term friendship will not change, and the cold weather will not change. Don’t be sad when the grass is dry, stay healthy and safe every moment, and smile happily every second!

2. When the weather is cold, I will give you a coat: the pockets are called warmth, the collar is caring, and the sleeves are considerate. , the button is called missing; let this coat accompany you closely through every minute, you must be happy!

3. The weather is cold, the bear has got into the tree hole, and the little snake is busy You have shed your skin, and you have become lazy. After filling your stomach, you want to sleep. Your companions call you to go back to the nest to hibernate. Remember to reply to my text message before hibernating.

4. After the snow, the continuous white snow decorates the world. The green branches and jade leaves, the pink jade bricks, and the bright colors are really a gratifying scene of auspicious snow and a good year.

5. It’s deserted, miserable, miserable. It’s the hardest to breathe when I miss my friends. One or two text messages send my deep affection. It’s cold in the evening and the wind is blowing. Put on more clothes. It’s cold. The wind is cold and the snow is too cold. We have deep feelings for you and me!

6. The north wind brings frost to the pines and cypresses, the cold weather hits us. The sky is changeable, but the winter sun is not warm. Friends’ blessings come to fill the gap and send greetings. Care can prevent the cold, longing text messages can keep warm, the weather is cold and the heart is not cold, and life can be happy!

7. The climate in the north is cold, so blessings are here to send: I will give you a wishful fruit, and wish you good things in winter. I wish you good luck; I will give you a happy fruit, and I hope you will be in a good mood in the winter; I will give you a good luck fruit, and I hope you will be happy in the winter. Friends, pay attention to your health when it’s cold!

8. The weather starts to get colder, so prevent colds in time; don’t be too busy at work and extend your rest time; wash your face with cold water to resist the cold, and scald your feet with hot water to recuperate; eat a proper nourishing diet to keep your body healthy Keep strong; greetings are here to think of you, and I wish you happiness and health!

9. Take the deliciousness of hot pot, season it with mellow spirits, cook it with the rays of the summer sun, and let the spring breeze come. express delivery. The weather is getting colder. I hope the "Chicken Soup for the Soul" I carefully prepared for you can drive away the chill in your body and mind.

10. The stars tell of longing, knowing that I want to be with you; the moon expresses concern, knowing that I am thinking of you; dewdrops understand wishes, knowing that I am looking forward to you; the breeze sends greetings, knowing that I want to tell you You: It’s cold. Please put on some clothes.

11. With the rustling cold wind, the withered yellow leaves have fallen into the embrace of Mother Earth.

12. The pages of youth will eventually turn over, but no matter how the years go, as long as our parents are around, we can still treat ourselves as children. It’s getting colder. Go home and visit your parents. Don’t forget to show your filial piety while you still have time.

13. Leaves are no exception. The cold air paralyzed them, but everything was ready except for the winter wind. A gust of wind blew by, and the leaves came alive. Some leaves could not withstand the sting of the cold wind and fell from the trees, falling asleep forever.

14. Information is like candy. One candy lasts a long time, and it is very sweet! If you eat too many candies, you will get tired of them! I am afraid that you will be annoyed, so I only give you one now and then, because I want to give you the sweetest candy. One for you: Baby, it’s getting cold, take care of yourself!

15. It’s cold, but your heart is warm, so add clothes and quilts to protect against cold evil; it’s foggy, and you’re deeply in love, wear gloves and a scarf to protect your neck. Noble body. Time is in a hurry, people are busy, what if there is too much money and too little money? The wind is blowing, the heart is not resting, I wish you happiness and good luck!

16. The weather is cold, and the wind knows the sound of falling flowers. , my heart knows the feeling of longing, knows the cold temperature in winter, and you know my blessings. There are no gorgeous words, I just want to send you warm blessings in the cold winter!

17. The autumn wind is strong, the autumn leaves are yellow, and the gurgling autumn rain is cool to the heart; the autumnal equinox is here, the autumn water is rising, and the autumn geese are heading south in bursts; we are in love, friends know each other, and warm care is sent to you now! Intimate greetings are heartfelt, and don’t forget to add more clothes when it’s cold!

18. For the past nine days, the wind has been blowing and the chill is approaching. This is another extremely cold winter.

19. That winter was so cold that it gave people a sore nose and a headache, and their feet were like two pieces of ice.

20. Don’t underestimate a dime given to you; it can’t buy you roses and coffee, clothes and quilts; but it contains warmth and is my sincere blessing. It’s cold. Pay attention to take care of yourself.